Friday, August 31, 2007

Funkhouser's stubborn endorsement of a vigilante/hate group member could cost Kansas City Millions!!!



A special thanks to a TKC Tipster who sent this item my way . . . Recently, an item on Prime Buzz clearly reveals the stupidity of Mayor Funkhouser refusing to accept Parks Board/Minuteman member Frances Semler's resignation and brings to light the fact that the controversy over her appointment is not quite finished.
The nation's largest Hispanic rights group is warning it may cancel its 2009 convention here because of a controversial Kansas City park board member.

The head of the National Council of La Raza said Thursday that the organization is already looking at several other cities because of the appointment of Frances Semler.

Meanwhile, Kansas City officials have heard that the NAACP might be reconsidering its 2010 convention here, although no one on Thursday said they had heard directly from the national organization.

Losing the two national conventions would cost the local economy $15 million plus the incalculable hit the city's image would take, said officials, who added that they are working hard to prevent it.
EVERYONE, the City Council and even his own staff told Funkhouser that being so stubborn on this issue was a mistake and now it seems as if the fact that he endorsed someone belonging to a vigilante group could dog him until it's time for re-election given that National Civil Rights groups have taken notice of this issue and reportedly plan to cut economic ties and embarrass Kansas City.

I heard a bit of this talk about canceling the La Raza convention before but now it seems that a reaction to Funkhouser's dismissal of the Latino Community's concerns is gaining more momentum. Additionally, considering Funkhouser's "Black Part of town" ideology, his failed attempt to fire the highest ranking Black guy at City Hall and his overall inability to connect with the Eastside Leadership . . . Funkhouser just seems to be incapable of dealing with the diverse populace of KC Proper who who can't be sorted and written off like numbers on a balance sheet.

Furthermore, talk on this front has even more impact on the nature of political discourse in this City given that: In the early rounds of this debate Kansas City's suburban neighbors cried to the heavens about Semler's appointment and her controversial stance on immigration, yet these same people won't be around to pay the price of lost convention money or KC being portrayed as an intolerant town.

Put simply, the suburban pundits who spread their anti-Latino vitriol don't live here . . . They hide away in the "safe" suburbs and on talk radio radio stations based in JoCo and only show up to holler and scream their demands. If Funkhouser and his staff would have realized that KC politics doesn't work like a call-in talk show they might have handled this situation better.

The Prime Buzz article reports that other KC officals are scrambling to find some kind of compromise to the situation (City Manager Wayne Cauthen has already taken a meeting on the topic) but I suggest that only Funkhouser can remedy the situation that he created.

Furthermore, the damage doesn't stop there . . . Since Prime Buzz is reporting the talk from La Raza and other rumors I haven't heard from the NAACP up till this point . . . I might as well reveal that the same sentiments have been expressed (about skipping KC as a destination) from the Hispanic Chamber of Commerce. Word around the campfire is that President & CEO - Michael Barrera doesn't want his membership of Latino business people spending their money in a town that is standing in the corner of nativists and Anti-Latino extremists. Undoubtedly, all of these groups flexing their economic muscle will take a toll but even worse the PR damage to Kansas City could be irreparable.

Yet I feel like I MUST reiterate that these extremist viewpoints of (some of) our suburban neighbors, who whole heartedly endorse the Minutemen and are decidedly hostile to any notions of diversity in Kansas City, don't really represent the true character of this town. In our golden era KC was a convention destination that greeted the world with open arms. Only earlier this summer this town was abuzz and rolling out the red carpet for a group of Japanese tourists. Therefore this backlash of against foreign people, languages and cultures isn't so much the product of KC's history but represents the inherent racism and intolerance of those lurking behind the dividing lines of the metro area and using their influence to prop up the same kind of intolerance which is largely responsible for the massive white flight to the suburbs in the first place. If you listened to talk radio during the controversy earlier this summer folks were constantly having to amend their viewpoints regarding the Semler debate, "I don't live in Kansas City, but . . ." Also, no matter where people in KC Proper stand on the topic of immigration it's safe to say that the large bloc of support Mayor Funkhouser received from liberal, progressive voters in Midtown has very little in common with the ultra-right wing agenda of the anti-immigration crowd. But I digress . . .

The point here is that "the Mayor having is way" is not a good enough reason for KC losing a hell of a lot of convention money and being labeled as an intolerant town. Furthermore, it makes no sense for Mayor Funky to continue being so stubborn when, in fact, he claims that he doesn't support Semler's viewpoints. During the first phase of this controversy Mayor Funkhouser simply ignored and wrote off the concerns of KC's Latino leadership when he wasn't trying to play "divide and conquer" at the behest of his naive and inexperienced (and now demoted) PR flack Joe Miller . . . Now that Kansas City's purse strings and image have come into play it's time for Mayor Funkhouser to stop pandering to to the carpetbaggers from the suburbs who don't have any stake in the future of KC Proper and he MUST realize that the interests (image and commerce) of Kansas City are more important than offering kickbacks to the people, like Frances Semler, who worked on his campaign.

There are actually one or two things To DO unrelated to Irish Fest this weekend!!!

As always the Event Driver has the info on KC Area shows including:
Rock The Light at Starlight
The Black Crowes at Crossroads
Nickleback at Kemper
Ben Harper at The Uptown
Plus links to O'Dowd's, Barley's, Blayney's, 810 Zone, 75th Street Brewery, Jazz Kitchen, The Blue Room, Marty's Blues Cafe and more . . .

Prospero's Punk Continues to Seek Publicity by Burning Books



If you really don't want to go to Irish Fest this weekend then I guess you can help some tired old hippie have a barbecue. Still, I have to think that this kind of temper tantrum is bad for business and I can only hope that people will stay away from round 2 of the book burning. Here's the press release I got in my e-mail today:
On Sunday September 2, 2007, Prospero’s Books will host a book burning of unwanted books to protest the decline of reading in the US. The event will take place at 1800 W. 39th Street beginning at 4:00 pm . . . "Hitler burned books to prevent people from reading; Prospero’s is burning books because people aren’t reading, thus accomplishing what the Nazis wanted,” said co-owner, Will Leathem.
Awesome, that sure beats doing anything productive . . . Say, like shopping at ANY OTHER local bookstore, which is what I suggest.

Also, I reject the premise that nobody is reading . . . Maybe just people are staying away from his hippie, rat trap that smells dusty . . . I notice that Barnes and Noble is always packed and selling a ton of reading material along with lest hostile KC Independent Book stores.

I know I'll be standing in line to read OJ's book and then spill coffee on a couple of magazines I won't buy.

Strauss Peyton photo archives go way back

Here's a quick, great little post about Kansas City photography place Strauss Peyton who apparently keep old photos dating back more than 80 years.

MIKE HENDRICKS IS A DOUCHEBAG AND HIS WRITING IS MISLEADING

Yep . . . I knew this was the danger of the stupid sign issue . . . It's nice, it's good for the neighborhood but the fact that it's represented as a "Hispanic Concern" is simply a lie. Still, it's pretty unbelievable today that apparently Mike Hendrick is an expert on the Westside considering THE GUY LIVES IN JOHNSON COUNTY so I don't know where his finger is (ew) but it's not really on the pulse of this community . . . And yes, on the sign issue Funkhouser has had a modicum of success but that doesn't really measure up TO THE FAR GREATER NUMBER of people in this neighborhood that he has pissed off by standing in the corner of an anti-Latino group. I have no idea why Hendricks is shilling for the Mayor but this kind of CLEARLY MISLEADING COLUMN would have you forget that hundreds of people showed up on the Westside to yell at the Mayor for his disrespect to the people of our community while only a few care about these signs or the Mayor's support ON THIS SINGLE ISSUE. Hendricks attempting to drive a wedge between KC's Latinos and the political groups that have REPRESENTED THEM FOR YEARS is sleazy at best and nothing more than outright SPIN. I ONLY WISH HE'D WRITE ABOUT HIS OWN COMMUNITY which might be a topic where he is more informed . . . Finally, let's wait and see how much love the Westside and the Crossroads have for Funkhouser given the new, imposing condo tower that's planned for Broadway and where Funkhouser stands on the topic that already has a great deal of opposition.

Missouri Highway Patrol deports one immigrant, no word on how many have been racially profiled

GOOD NEWS!!! Of the thousands of immigrants in Missouri there's one guy being deported in order to ensure that Matt Blunt's efforts to cut healthcare to poor people in the state are obscured. NOW THAT is progress!!!

Superstitions are far more important than the illusion of airline safety!!!

As a (bad) Catholic, I can't help but snicker at the following headline: Vatican airlines passengers must dump holy water . . . And while it's not KC related, if you're Catholic then you no doubt have a relative who always has a stock of holy water nearby and you've also most likely heard about the miracle Holy Water they sell by the gallon (er, liter) in Lourdes . . . Which I guess still qualifies as one of the unsafe "liquids" that airport security is protecting us from . . . God bless'em all.

For the love of God, please go to Irish Fest so they'll stop promoting it so much!!!



I'm almost a bit sad to post this photo of hotass Kathy Ireland in regard to the Kansas City Irish Fest because I know it'll be maybe two or three weeks until local Irish folks start promoting the event again and that'll be the longest "those people" have went without pimping this new(ish) and admittedly fun KC tradition.

And even though it should already be ingrained in your memory, I'll repeat it once more for those of you who have been living in a cave and don't know it already: Irish Fest starts today!!! It's at Crown Center - August 31st, September 1st and 2nd.

Even better, I'm somewhat to interested to report that not even this happy go lucky Irish fun fest is not without some intra-ethnic conflict and even a bit of our beloved BLOGGER BEEF!!!

It's not exactly Protestants vs. Catholics but KC is fortunate to have two Irish blogs. There is my favorite Irish KC which covers EVERY TOPIC IMAGINABLE related to local and regional Irish culture and then there is the Irish Fest blog which is nearly as amazing because it finds some facet of Irish Fest to promote EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR.

What you may not know is that there is a bit of a kerfuffle between these two contingents which thankfully hasn't taken the form of car bombs in KC . . . Yet.

Here's the scoop and what Irish KC has to say about the dust up:
I’m aware that many readers, including many regular readers, do not agree with many of the sentiments expressed here on Irish KC. I think that’s normal and I don’t take their readership as an endorsement of my views. But only one group has continually criticized how Irish KC is run, always in reference to their event and always mistaken in the underlying beliefs expressed that fueled those criticisms. And never once have my explanations been accepted . . . I continued to provide this service of free publicity without receiving a free admission ticket or a free t-shirt. I did it without receiving reciprocal links or being designated a “Friend of the Fest”. I did it without being thanked or being acknowledged for the favours I was doing. But I won’t do it any further for an event that lets any of its organisers phone me and threaten me with legal action while invoking its name.
To be even more blunt, because I'm one of the maybe 3 to 4 people in Kansas City who don't plan on going to Irishfest (ex-girlfriend issues, don't ask) I have to say that I agree with the author of Irish KC and have noted that the Irish Fest promoters sniped at him whenever he didn't genuflect and grovel at the mere mention of the almighty Irish Fest . . . Which is strange because all the guy did was promote the thing in years past. But as we've seen several times before, blogging can hurt your career, business and even friendships unless you're willing to either be an outright and timid shill or closely guard your anonymity - which is pretty much impossible. Also:

Irish KC is the better blog.

Anyway, while none of this should put a hamper on you enjoying the widely lauded event it's interesting to see (yet again) that it's impossible to do anything in Kansas City without at least a little bickering. Strangely, that fact gives me comfort given that it's not just an "urban" problem . . . Obviously, it's even hard for local Irish folks to get along.

Fun Friday Conservative Links

Local blog "Conservatism with a heart" has some great stories linked today with thoughtful commentary. Money line that cracked me up: "I often think that Republicans are too quick to throw their own under the bus but I can't throw Craig under quick enough."

A bit of theatrics in the fight against crime

I saw this footage on Channel 9 last night and it caught my attention: A Local Minister Climbs Into Casket To Highlight Crime . . . I think Alice Cooper did the same thing to promote an album. However, anybody talking about reducing violent crime in KC is welcome no matter where they're doing it from . . . Especially since most politicos would rather die than address the subject.

KC MO School District about to learn a lesson in Democracy

The Vote is on . . . A judge ruled Thursday that the Kansas City School District has to allow a vote on moving 7 schools out of the district.

The pre-season was just a preview of all of the disappointment the Chiefs will face this year



0-4 . . . This is the worst team KC has seen in years. Sports Illustrated notes that the team has the most one-dimensional offense in the NFL. The word "rebuilding" doesn't even begin to explain away all the things that are wrong with these losers.

However, once and for all, it's not the completely the fault of the offense, the horrible quarterbacks, the scumbag players or even the no talent coach . . . It's the management and owners who have proven that the only success they can find is in swindling this town out of hundreds of millions of dollars. Sure, there's not as much glory in only winning sweetheart tax deals but it pays nearly as good as a Superbowl victory . . . And it's a sure thing considering the suckers football fans around here.

Jolie Justus slams Baby Blunt's (not so) special session

The Freshman State Senator clearly reveals that Baby Blunt is hanging on by a thread and even his bullying tactics are barely working for him nowadays.
Unhappy with the bill we passed, The Gov once again trampled on the Constitution by dictating exactly what could and could not be discussed during the special session. The Missouri Constitution clearly states that appropriation of state funds is under the exclusive jurisdiction of the legislature. Despite this clear separation of powers, The Gov issued the narrowest call in the history of the Missouri Legislature and effectively prevented the legislature from doing what we are supposed to do -- legislate.
Also, it's nice to know SOMEONE in Jeff City realizes that there are repercussions to reactionary legislation:
I raised the issue of the constitutionally of this bill. I warned that it is likely to end up in litigation -- just like the rest of the ill-conceived junk that has been coming out of Jefferson City for the last two years. Voter ID. Campaign contribution limits. Abortion. MOHELA. The list goes on and on. So in addition to passing yet another handout for big business, the state will most likely have to pay to defend a lawsuit regarding its constitutionality and if their track record continues, the taxpayers will have to pay lawyer fees to the plaintiffs' attorneys.

Hiding behind a paywall was a BAD IDEA, the Buzz is soon to be back



I've got to hand it to the folks at The Star, they're trying to make the reversal of AN OBVIOUS MISTAKE seem like a tactical move. Nice to know that the editorial side of the paper is still completely full of it and can now continue to show their incompetence in public (like the rest of us).

Anyway, the Prime Buzz will be open to the public and free on or around Sept. 4th.
When we say “free,” we mean all of Prime Buzz, The Kansas City Star’s political blog that formerly was subscription-only at KansasCity.com. Access to local and regional political coverage, FREE. Political commentary and municipal agenda previews, FREE. And we’re continuing to offer, FREE, the weekday e-mailed Prime Buzz summary — one of many enhancements over The Star’s former free political blog, the KC Buzz Blog.

“We built the best political Web site in the Midwest, and we appreciate those who recognized the value of Prime Buzz by subscribing to it, signing up for a free trial or otherwise figuring out a way to access it,” said Mark Zieman, The Star’s editor.

“But covering our democratic process is at the core of what we do. Coming into an election year, we decided to trade the extra subscription revenue for a chance to bring that important content to a much greater audience.”
Yeah, I'm sure that corporate entities with dwindling consumer base are really EXCITED about giving up a rare opportunity to make money . . . The truth is that the Prime Buzz pay wall was obviously a tremendous disaster and even their press release reveals that a lot of folks were able to get to their info WITHOUT paying.

Also, now that they're giving it away free it's pretty obvious that (except for those kind souls who sent me tips constantly) . . . The vast majority of people who paid for this service have been played for suckers!!!

Information wants to be free folks . . . And thankfully, there is no way for any single entity to dominate the Internets as of yet . . . Even the biggest online audience now only represents another niche. Even better, the power of an "Army of Davids" is what really seems to be driving the future of Internet publishing - an endeavor that's largely unprofitable but bestows more power on everyday people than was ever available to folks during media's 20th century corporate era.

Still, I hope local political bloggers don't see this move as competition. You'll never be able to "compete" with the resources of a global media company BUT they also will NEVER be able to summon the power of a single voice or idea that is published for the world to see without having to ask permission.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Ingram's Best Biz Awards



The Ingram's "best of" KC Biz issue has been out for awhile but I just found a link for it today.

Apparently, Stinson Morrison Hecker LLP was named the "Best Law Firm" which couldn't impress me less.

Of interest to the media people who read this blog . . . Trozzolo Communications Group won the best small agency award while Bernstein-Rein Advertising one again took home the big agency prize.

Tragically, the awards were based on biz growth and other factors unrelated to a bikini contest which would have been more entertaining AND informative.

Promoting my "wide stance"



I'm going to be on Kansas City's Morning News with EJ and Ellen on KMBZ tomorrow around 8:30 for a couple of minutes.

Sadly, I'm all all out of ideas. Does anybody have any suggestions as to what I should mention?

I know the dog park thing has been the subject of a countless number of blog posts this week so I'm sure that'll come up.

I have a few other ideas but I'm open to suggestions (nullus). If anybody knows of anything interesting going on in the blogosphere (other than Faithsista's upcoming wedding) please let me know and I'll be sure to think of a dumb joke which will completely obscure the information.

(un)Safety Dance



The following story about Kansas City drunk chicks hit by their own car while dancing in the street tells all you need to know about night life in Kansas City: It's fun, whimsical, deadly and inhabited by dumbasses.
Investigators said the woman driving the car got out along with a passenger and started dancing. Officers said the car was not in park and started to roll. The car hit the women.

A passenger in the back seat jumped into the driver's seat and stopped the car.

An officer on patrol spotted the accident and stopped to help.

Police said the woman driving the car ran off. The passenger was taken to a hospital with head injuries.

Investigators said alcohol was likely involved in the accident.
And while I hope the chick that was hit by the car is fine . . . I wouldn't blame the accident completely for diminished mental capacity.

UPDATE: Yeah, yeah I'm aware of the "ghost ride the whip" reference but I hate mentioning crap like that . . .

Show-Me short sighted tactics: Associating with Latinos is a crime according to Missouri Republicans

Before I go . . . The KC Blue Blog has the best post I've read recently basically pointing out the Republican rhetoric that all Latinos are criminals. Sad to see they are giving up the Hispanic vote so quickly using sleazy tactics WHICH CAST EVERY LATINO (ILLEGAL AND OTHERWISE) as a criminal. Sad thing is, I've met Bernardo Ramirez a few times (the guy the Republican page wants to represent as revolutionary) and he's a businessman, active in politics and the furthest from a the kind of separatist that the Republicans are making him out to be . . . It's really just a shameful and racist tactic . . . In the long run, I can only hope it will cost them votes.

TKC needs to relax



And, actually, I've got a bit of more important work to do this morning.

See you in the afternoon hopefully.

Peace.

"I have heard the cries of my people"



Note: I hope you bastards appreciate this . . . The image above puts me at risk of being punched in the face the next time I go out for a burrito in my neighborhood but it make-y me laugh so it's all good

Thank you for all of the comments and spiteful remarks on my blog yesterday. Your lack of anything productive to do with your time on the planet feedback always makes this blog better. And while I must note for the record that I AM NOT FLIP-FLOPPING, your impassioned pleas (and the fact that we have a common enemy) has touched my heart.

Recently, I began to see the point of local extremist dog activists regarding not having easy access (heh) to backdoor deals (no homo?) when it comes to decisions about the dog park. And Lord knows when a certain group is frustrated, a plethora of profanity, yelling and hateful remarks is the best way to make your concerns ring out.

In particular, quite a few members of this bitchy dog pack have called for THE ENTIRE PARKS BOARD TO STEP DOWN . . . And this got me thinking that vigilante/hate group member Frances Semler would also have to give up her seat (YEAH!) if the all powerful doggie advocates got their way.

Like they say in politics, "The enemy of enemy is . . ." whatever. The point is that I have no problem admitting that dog advocates have more power than Latinos in Kansas City and if they can get Semler out of City Hall then so be it. And it's nice to see the list of people unimpressed with Funkhouser and his appointees is growing longer and longer. As for Parks Board President John Fierro who proudly proclaimed this summer that "He could work with" a member of a group who wants to racially profile all Latinos . . . I don't care if he's booted out of the door with her. And while normally, I'm on the side of almost any Latino in a leadership role . . . In this instance, let him go ask for support from the Minutemen and see what they tell him.

Furthermore, I like the fact that dog lovers (ew) are leaving this controversy at the feet of the Mayor. He did, in fact, promise more transparent government and in this case he didn't deliver - albeit on an issue that couldn't be less important.

NEVERTHELESS, time and time again the Mayor has proven to be stubborn, incapable of dealing with any criticism and completely inept when estimating the political ramifications of his actions therefore it stands to reason that his appointees would demonstrate the same qualities. Clearly, in this instance the Parks Board has cloned Mayor Funky's behavior. Yeah baby!

So, to a certain extent, I now agree with the bitches who have been barking about the unfairness of this week's decision regarding their precious doggie park while maintaining that the subject isn't as important as what I had for lunch yesterday: A club sandwich, with chips and ice tea.

Not that you need an excuse to eat chicken



Alonzo Washington is keeping busy and putting his new Ford SUV to good use . . . Magic 107.3 is sponsoring an anti-crime rally in early September and Washington is going to be broadcasting from it as well.

Relatives & friends of homicide victims are invited to the city wide tips vigil. They're being asked to bring a photo of their slain loved one. Participants can tell their love one's story live on Magic 107.

Even better, Church's Chicken on Gregory Blvd. will donate a portion of that day's sales to anti-crime efforts. Here's the info:

Date: September 08, 2007 (Saturday)
Time: Tips broadcast - 3:00PM/City Wide Prayer Vigil - 4:00PM
Location: Church's Chicken on 2600 Gregory Blvd.

Also, I might swing by the event and anyone who wants some of my 6 piece value pack can share it with me given that I'm only going to be eating the skin (NO HOMO! NO CHICKEN HEAD!!!) and maybe a hush puppy or two.

P.S. - Additionally, I wanted to check and see if the enclosure button on the new blogger is working so I've added the 107.3 commercial to this post as well.

Surprisingly, not a Westport Club



Buying snack cakes in Westport a couple of nights ago . . . A sign jumped out at me.

I dropped my grocery sack (nullus) and then ran across the parking lot to press my face against the door. Unfortunately, the store was closed or at least they were all out of stock of big booty blonde women. In fact, they only seemed to be stocking eyeglasses. Still, there's always hope of at least one place in Westport that's being honest about why people show up.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

It's time to muzzle these dog park bitches!!!



I thought it was impossible for me to lose even more faith in the residents of Kansas City but yesterday's shameful display at the Parks Board meeting provided further evidence that so many people in this town have insanely screwed up priorities. Additionally, we all know there is hell to pay when a white woman can't get what she wants BUT the fact that the media had to be called in to witness a recent temper tantrum on the part of local dog lovers is simply ridonkulous.

Really, the way these bitches conducted themselves like animals was truly embarrassing. You might recall that the KC area Latino Leadership had their own problems with the Parks Board but NOT ONCE did the discourse break down into threats of violence and cursing among the main players. In fact, only the anonymous d-bags on this blog, talk radio hosts and a few lone nuts turned the debate ugly with racial slurs, personal attacks and threatening phone calls . . . But I digress, the point here is that folks in favor of KC spending precious resources on over-privileged mutts let this "debate" go to the dogs. The Star has some interesting details:
Shouts of “unfair” and “shame on you” erupted in the packed boardroom when President John Fierro announced that the park board would not hear more testimony on the subject.

“What you’re doing is totally wrong,” said Deb Hipp, who organized support for a dog park to serve the Brookside and Waldo areas. “You’re an embarrassment to the city.”

Outbursts from the crowd included foul language and threats to sue the park board. Police officers were called to maintain order, but there were no serious incidents.

“You just set the parks back 20 years,” Jeremy Schlicher, the designer of the proposed park, told the board. “You’re encouraging people to drive” to get to an off-leash area in a regional park, he said.

After the vote, the crowd moved to the lobby of the park administration building at 4600 E. 63rd St. and continued to complain loudly. The commissioners had to call a brief recess when dog-park supporter Gwen Caranchini returned to the boardroom and resumed her complaints.
All this on behalf of . . . DOGS. What a damn shame.

The main culprit behind this bastardization of the political process is a group of extremist, dog park activists who call themselves WOOF - Well Organized Off-Leash Friends. From the looks of the TV Footage these folks, like local cycling advocates, are nothing more than a predominantly white, affluent, extremely vocal and self-absorbed group of opportunists only looking out for their own hobby.

It's hard to even list where these people have gone wrong but think of it this way: Kansas City has hosted more than 65 homicides this year, the $300 million Sprint Center is without an anchor tenant only a couple of months away from opening, the prospects of the P&L District look dismal and even top ranking City officials warn that parking downtown and around Electric Avenue is going to be tight and expensive, while deep underground KC's sewers and water infrastructure are in need of more than 4 BILLION DOLLARS worth or repair . . . Yet what gets these people raving mad is that there is no place for their puppies to roam free? This kind of so-called grass roots organizing is beyond frivolous, these advocates for a midtown KC Dog Park are morally bankrupt. They are unworthy of Democracy and their selfish and time consuming agenda in spite of bigger problems facing Kansas City only serves as a visible (and mostly overweight) reminder that so much of American culture has sunk into nothing more than instant gratification and worthless, egotistical ideologies which put dogs or luxury hybrid vehicles in front of the greater good.

Obviously, some folks might disagree with me. But it's worth noting that already these doggie complaints are being directed toward the Funkhouser Administration. A local dog blogger (heh) writes:
This is going to be a (yet another) PR debacle for the Marky Mark's appointed Funky bunch. Marky Mark based his campaign off of public openness -- that didn't happen in this case. He also called out early in his administration that he badly wants to increase use of the city's public park spaces, and then had his parks department, behind closed doors, turn down an opportunity where scores more people would be using Sunnyside Park.
And while most of these complaints are fair enough, they mistakenly misrepresent the issue of a neighborhood dog park as something that matters. I especially like the attempts to connect this debate to the ruckus that was raised over a member of the Parks Board belonging to a hate/vigilante group as if the issue of doggie luxury in Midtown KC was tantamount to the national debate over the security of the borders and the plight of MILLIONS of immigrants looking to make a better life in the United States. Again, the priorities of KC dog enthusiasts are so repugnant that I only hope most of these women who have taken up the doggie rights cause have been spayed in order to preserve the local gene pool. Nevertheless, the blogger quoted above has a valid point - Mayor Funky made promises to folks like the WOOF wackos as well. And while the Funkhouser Administration can keep minority leaders and their issues at bay, these bitches have proven they can bark so much louder.

Yet, as funny as the temper tantrums of affluent white women can be, essentially this is a sad story that calls attention to notions of supremacy in our small city. Once again this story points out that when affluent, passionate white folks speak . . . People listen. It's just disappointing that rather than working to benefit any people living in Kansas City, these dog park advocates chose to vehemently fight for the best interests of their pets.

Top 10 in KC

Local blog My Spyderweb has some great local answers to the next net meme going round entitled: Ten Priceless American Experiences. Check it out.

Stupidest woman in the world still got off light if you ask me

"Nude janitor spotted at Wyandotte High School!"

Alonzo Washington gets all kinds of crime tips and this bit of local weird news recently caught my interest. Nullus.

Trippin



Another great video from Srovets featuring Union Station, lots of trains and the Southwest Chief.

Fox 4 has a lot of balls



I recently found a few shots of Fox 4's soccer team.

They're called the "Mad Mugz" which is kind of lame but then again so is soccer.

Methinks that the leggy blonde featured above showing off her ball handling skill (heh) is Fox 4 reporter Tess Koppelman . . . Sadly, the photos are all well and good and I'm guessing that something as non-competitive as soccer is a great team building opportunity but there has to be a better way to build company loyalty . . . Like a drinking contest or strip poker . . . I think that's something we could all appreciate and it would give yet another opportunity for Phil Witt to slap some people around and yell drunken curses at Larry Moore to the heavens above . . . Or whatever.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Harrah's Erection



Here's a neat little time lapse vid of the new(ish) building at Harrah's as it was erected.

Like most erections, this one will cost you money (if you don't know what you're doing with it) given that every year stats show that a smaller percentage of KC gamblers lose a greater share of cash. Nullus.

Still, it's a good looking building and you might as well see where your kid's college money is going. I always wonder why people think they can win at these places given that all of the bells and whistles built into these places are financed by the scores of losers the facility hosts.

KC baby nearly the victim of fast food flush!!

Police: Woman Tried To Flush Newborn. It's alleged that a 20 year-old lady tried to flush her newborn son down the toilet at a Kansas City McDonald's restaurant. Thankfully the kid is fine which is nice and makes sense given that the toilet water is cleaner than the ice at so many fast food eateries.

Sign up



The subject of signs distinguishing the Westside neighborhood is still under discussion thanks to the efforts of Alfredo Parra.

I ran into the local activist last night and he says that he has been busy getting support for the cause . . . Recently, he has been presenting the issue as a cheap and effective way to boost civic pride and further distinguish the "brand" of Westside businesses and homes. It's hard to argue with him on that front.

To wit, Parra informed me that anybody who wants to help out in this effort can find petitions at the West Branch Library in order for the local neighborhood to snag a few measly signs while local corporate entities are up to their ears in TIF money.

So think about signing if you're in the neighborhood and have a few spare moments in between employing illegal immigrants or speculating on real estate.

Also, there's more news about this subject coming up . . . You'll see it soon on TKC.

Look at Luke!!!



I'm very happy to link up one of the BEST LOCAL BLOGS I've seen quite a while.

BE SURE TO ADD a local blog titled LUCUBRATIONS to your blogroll and your list of regular reading.

Here are just a few of the highlights:

One of the guy's best posts deals with the fate of the Zambezi Zinger, the former Worlds of Fun roller coaster that is apparently up and running in South America.

Also, you may want to check out his account of a run in with former MLB star David Cone while at Chipotle on 39th street.

And some photos the guy took in front of a KC warehouse the new Nelson-Atkins Museum addition are pretty cool as well.

For more KC stuff, check out the guy's KC Category on his blog and tell him TKC sent you.

Baby Blunt better give back the money

Fired up Missouri! reports the latest detail in the recent Missouri campaign finance kerfuffle: Matt Blunt has begun applying intense pressure to the Ethics Commission's members and staff, urging them to go back on their previously stated position.

Local dumbass uses TKC as an example of why diversity doesn't work

A meandering and confused post by Durwin Rice cites a bunch of pop psychology books in attempting to prove that Diversity has an up and down side and closely resembles some stupid plant . . . Of course, he attempts to cast this blog as "Part of the problem" as he champions assimilation - which is fine but neglects the fact that as far as "civic engagement" goes TKC actually provides an ass load of local links, engages KC topics, leaders and problems while Durwin Dumbass is busy planting tulips and blaming minorities for his problems. Shhh, don't disturb the tulips and don't mention that white people in KC Proper who complain about lack of civic involvement just don't like going to meetings with brown people with an ax to grind . . . Of which there is ALWAYS a gathering.

Deadly head shot in the suburbs

Check out this story on a Overland Park convenience store homicide.

Ks. AG Paul Morrison dispenses some justice on a pooch

The dude helped fight off a Doberman as if it was asking him questions about his political ideology . . . So, I wonder where he stands on Scruffy's Law. We'll never know that or any other answers as to what the Paul Morrison believes, but I guess it's nice that he helped out a dog owner.

"If you think you’ve got what it takes to talk people out of shooting each other"

TKC made quote of the day

Nice . . . Also, if you're not reading Crime Scene KC, you should. There is no paywall, there are always a lot of comments and it undoubtedly has the newest latest links you're looking for when it comes to KC Crime and other crime stories from around the country. Seriously, it's good to see KC's paper of record make a good move on the Internet for once and I've always noted that one popular blog creates traffic and conversation FOR ALL local blogs . . . Like it or not, that's the commie-like way the Internet works. (Note: It's not commie at all just a different business model - Hello Long tail - with no shelf space or channel number to worry about there is (the possibility of) a niche for everyone.

"Has their love of white supremacy overridden their love of liberty?"

Above is the money quote from local blogger Dan regarding a new initiative by Gov. Blunt . . . Also, anytime you can use the pharse "anti-American depravity" you earn points with me. Check it out. If you're a local blogger and have something to say about this issue . . . Either way, leave a comment or write me an e-mail and I'll link.

Let My People GO!!! Who will be the first to cry racism when it comes to Indy schools wanting out of the KC District?



I've been thinking about the 7 Independence Schools who are begging/pleading/trying their best to escape the clutches of the KC School District.

It seems like something is missing from this debate.

Really, there is talk of educational standards, the will of the people and all of the grassroots support for the change in Independence . . . But something just isn't right.

Finally I figured out what was missing:

There has yet to be one public accusation of racism!!!

So now I'm seriously wondering who is going to cast the first stone.

Superintendent Amato hasn't done it yet but still maintains that the best place for the 7 schools in question is with the KC District.

Without a doubt, most people realize there is a racial component to this decision but there is no telling when someone is FINALLY going to say it to the media.

The move will take away a great many white students from the KC District and it only provides further embarrassment years after desegregation efforts cost the State billions and proved worthless. And, like it or not, part of the Indy efforts to get out of the KC School District are, in fact, racially motivated even though they're using codewords and playing the geography card. The fact is that that there is an obvious disconnect between the people of Independence and the predominately Black administration of KC Schools and the School Board.

Still, the topic of race hasn't made it into the discussion . . . YET.

So I'm taking bets . . . I'm guessing that at least one of the following people will bring up the topic of race and either directly or indirectly accuse the thousands of supporters of this move of wanting to leave the KC District just because there are so many Black students, teachers and administrators . . . Never mind the decades of failure and shrinking enrollment of KC Schools. Here's my best bet as to who cries racism first:

  • Lewis W. Diuguid

  • Steve Penn

  • Dave Smith

  • Gwen Grant

  • I suppose they could find a white person to plead their case but Joe Miller has given up spinning Oprah-esque stories in favor of shilling for the Mayor. So, they'll either have to find another white person to do their bidding or say it themselves . . . Still, if one of these people doesn't use bring up the racial component to this discussion I'm going to be disappointed . . . Because it's there, it's just not the most important aspect of this proposed change.

    Really, the reason I support the people in Independence making this move (other than my penchant for mullets) is not only because it represents a grassroots Democratic effort but also because it serves to highlight the dismal state of affairs and history of KC Schools. I don't see it as a step backward . . . More of a very