Friday, August 31, 2007

Funkhouser's stubborn endorsement of a vigilante/hate group member could cost Kansas City Millions!!!



A special thanks to a TKC Tipster who sent this item my way . . . Recently, an item on Prime Buzz clearly reveals the stupidity of Mayor Funkhouser refusing to accept Parks Board/Minuteman member Frances Semler's resignation and brings to light the fact that the controversy over her appointment is not quite finished.
The nation's largest Hispanic rights group is warning it may cancel its 2009 convention here because of a controversial Kansas City park board member.

The head of the National Council of La Raza said Thursday that the organization is already looking at several other cities because of the appointment of Frances Semler.

Meanwhile, Kansas City officials have heard that the NAACP might be reconsidering its 2010 convention here, although no one on Thursday said they had heard directly from the national organization.

Losing the two national conventions would cost the local economy $15 million plus the incalculable hit the city's image would take, said officials, who added that they are working hard to prevent it.
EVERYONE, the City Council and even his own staff told Funkhouser that being so stubborn on this issue was a mistake and now it seems as if the fact that he endorsed someone belonging to a vigilante group could dog him until it's time for re-election given that National Civil Rights groups have taken notice of this issue and reportedly plan to cut economic ties and embarrass Kansas City.

I heard a bit of this talk about canceling the La Raza convention before but now it seems that a reaction to Funkhouser's dismissal of the Latino Community's concerns is gaining more momentum. Additionally, considering Funkhouser's "Black Part of town" ideology, his failed attempt to fire the highest ranking Black guy at City Hall and his overall inability to connect with the Eastside Leadership . . . Funkhouser just seems to be incapable of dealing with the diverse populace of KC Proper who who can't be sorted and written off like numbers on a balance sheet.

Furthermore, talk on this front has even more impact on the nature of political discourse in this City given that: In the early rounds of this debate Kansas City's suburban neighbors cried to the heavens about Semler's appointment and her controversial stance on immigration, yet these same people won't be around to pay the price of lost convention money or KC being portrayed as an intolerant town.

Put simply, the suburban pundits who spread their anti-Latino vitriol don't live here . . . They hide away in the "safe" suburbs and on talk radio radio stations based in JoCo and only show up to holler and scream their demands. If Funkhouser and his staff would have realized that KC politics doesn't work like a call-in talk show they might have handled this situation better.

The Prime Buzz article reports that other KC officals are scrambling to find some kind of compromise to the situation (City Manager Wayne Cauthen has already taken a meeting on the topic) but I suggest that only Funkhouser can remedy the situation that he created.

Furthermore, the damage doesn't stop there . . . Since Prime Buzz is reporting the talk from La Raza and other rumors I haven't heard from the NAACP up till this point . . . I might as well reveal that the same sentiments have been expressed (about skipping KC as a destination) from the Hispanic Chamber of Commerce. Word around the campfire is that President & CEO - Michael Barrera doesn't want his membership of Latino business people spending their money in a town that is standing in the corner of nativists and Anti-Latino extremists. Undoubtedly, all of these groups flexing their economic muscle will take a toll but even worse the PR damage to Kansas City could be irreparable.

Yet I feel like I MUST reiterate that these extremist viewpoints of (some of) our suburban neighbors, who whole heartedly endorse the Minutemen and are decidedly hostile to any notions of diversity in Kansas City, don't really represent the true character of this town. In our golden era KC was a convention destination that greeted the world with open arms. Only earlier this summer this town was abuzz and rolling out the red carpet for a group of Japanese tourists. Therefore this backlash of against foreign people, languages and cultures isn't so much the product of KC's history but represents the inherent racism and intolerance of those lurking behind the dividing lines of the metro area and using their influence to prop up the same kind of intolerance which is largely responsible for the massive white flight to the suburbs in the first place. If you listened to talk radio during the controversy earlier this summer folks were constantly having to amend their viewpoints regarding the Semler debate, "I don't live in Kansas City, but . . ." Also, no matter where people in KC Proper stand on the topic of immigration it's safe to say that the large bloc of support Mayor Funkhouser received from liberal, progressive voters in Midtown has very little in common with the ultra-right wing agenda of the anti-immigration crowd. But I digress . . .

The point here is that "the Mayor having is way" is not a good enough reason for KC losing a hell of a lot of convention money and being labeled as an intolerant town. Furthermore, it makes no sense for Mayor Funky to continue being so stubborn when, in fact, he claims that he doesn't support Semler's viewpoints. During the first phase of this controversy Mayor Funkhouser simply ignored and wrote off the concerns of KC's Latino leadership when he wasn't trying to play "divide and conquer" at the behest of his naive and inexperienced (and now demoted) PR flack Joe Miller . . . Now that Kansas City's purse strings and image have come into play it's time for Mayor Funkhouser to stop pandering to to the carpetbaggers from the suburbs who don't have any stake in the future of KC Proper and he MUST realize that the interests (image and commerce) of Kansas City are more important than offering kickbacks to the people, like Frances Semler, who worked on his campaign.

There are actually one or two things To DO unrelated to Irish Fest this weekend!!!

As always the Event Driver has the info on KC Area shows including:
Rock The Light at Starlight
The Black Crowes at Crossroads
Nickleback at Kemper
Ben Harper at The Uptown
Plus links to O'Dowd's, Barley's, Blayney's, 810 Zone, 75th Street Brewery, Jazz Kitchen, The Blue Room, Marty's Blues Cafe and more . . .

Prospero's Punk Continues to Seek Publicity by Burning Books



If you really don't want to go to Irish Fest this weekend then I guess you can help some tired old hippie have a barbecue. Still, I have to think that this kind of temper tantrum is bad for business and I can only hope that people will stay away from round 2 of the book burning. Here's the press release I got in my e-mail today:
On Sunday September 2, 2007, Prospero’s Books will host a book burning of unwanted books to protest the decline of reading in the US. The event will take place at 1800 W. 39th Street beginning at 4:00 pm . . . "Hitler burned books to prevent people from reading; Prospero’s is burning books because people aren’t reading, thus accomplishing what the Nazis wanted,” said co-owner, Will Leathem.
Awesome, that sure beats doing anything productive . . . Say, like shopping at ANY OTHER local bookstore, which is what I suggest.

Also, I reject the premise that nobody is reading . . . Maybe just people are staying away from his hippie, rat trap that smells dusty . . . I notice that Barnes and Noble is always packed and selling a ton of reading material along with lest hostile KC Independent Book stores.

I know I'll be standing in line to read OJ's book and then spill coffee on a couple of magazines I won't buy.

Strauss Peyton photo archives go way back

Here's a quick, great little post about Kansas City photography place Strauss Peyton who apparently keep old photos dating back more than 80 years.

MIKE HENDRICKS IS A DOUCHEBAG AND HIS WRITING IS MISLEADING

Yep . . . I knew this was the danger of the stupid sign issue . . . It's nice, it's good for the neighborhood but the fact that it's represented as a "Hispanic Concern" is simply a lie. Still, it's pretty unbelievable today that apparently Mike Hendrick is an expert on the Westside considering THE GUY LIVES IN JOHNSON COUNTY so I don't know where his finger is (ew) but it's not really on the pulse of this community . . . And yes, on the sign issue Funkhouser has had a modicum of success but that doesn't really measure up TO THE FAR GREATER NUMBER of people in this neighborhood that he has pissed off by standing in the corner of an anti-Latino group. I have no idea why Hendricks is shilling for the Mayor but this kind of CLEARLY MISLEADING COLUMN would have you forget that hundreds of people showed up on the Westside to yell at the Mayor for his disrespect to the people of our community while only a few care about these signs or the Mayor's support ON THIS SINGLE ISSUE. Hendricks attempting to drive a wedge between KC's Latinos and the political groups that have REPRESENTED THEM FOR YEARS is sleazy at best and nothing more than outright SPIN. I ONLY WISH HE'D WRITE ABOUT HIS OWN COMMUNITY which might be a topic where he is more informed . . . Finally, let's wait and see how much love the Westside and the Crossroads have for Funkhouser given the new, imposing condo tower that's planned for Broadway and where Funkhouser stands on the topic that already has a great deal of opposition.

Missouri Highway Patrol deports one immigrant, no word on how many have been racially profiled

GOOD NEWS!!! Of the thousands of immigrants in Missouri there's one guy being deported in order to ensure that Matt Blunt's efforts to cut healthcare to poor people in the state are obscured. NOW THAT is progress!!!

Superstitions are far more important than the illusion of airline safety!!!

As a (bad) Catholic, I can't help but snicker at the following headline: Vatican airlines passengers must dump holy water . . . And while it's not KC related, if you're Catholic then you no doubt have a relative who always has a stock of holy water nearby and you've also most likely heard about the miracle Holy Water they sell by the gallon (er, liter) in Lourdes . . . Which I guess still qualifies as one of the unsafe "liquids" that airport security is protecting us from . . . God bless'em all.

For the love of God, please go to Irish Fest so they'll stop promoting it so much!!!



I'm almost a bit sad to post this photo of hotass Kathy Ireland in regard to the Kansas City Irish Fest because I know it'll be maybe two or three weeks until local Irish folks start promoting the event again and that'll be the longest "those people" have went without pimping this new(ish) and admittedly fun KC tradition.

And even though it should already be ingrained in your memory, I'll repeat it once more for those of you who have been living in a cave and don't know it already: Irish Fest starts today!!! It's at Crown Center - August 31st, September 1st and 2nd.

Even better, I'm somewhat to interested to report that not even this happy go lucky Irish fun fest is not without some intra-ethnic conflict and even a bit of our beloved BLOGGER BEEF!!!

It's not exactly Protestants vs. Catholics but KC is fortunate to have two Irish blogs. There is my favorite Irish KC which covers EVERY TOPIC IMAGINABLE related to local and regional Irish culture and then there is the Irish Fest blog which is nearly as amazing because it finds some facet of Irish Fest to promote EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR.

What you may not know is that there is a bit of a kerfuffle between these two contingents which thankfully hasn't taken the form of car bombs in KC . . . Yet.

Here's the scoop and what Irish KC has to say about the dust up:
I’m aware that many readers, including many regular readers, do not agree with many of the sentiments expressed here on Irish KC. I think that’s normal and I don’t take their readership as an endorsement of my views. But only one group has continually criticized how Irish KC is run, always in reference to their event and always mistaken in the underlying beliefs expressed that fueled those criticisms. And never once have my explanations been accepted . . . I continued to provide this service of free publicity without receiving a free admission ticket or a free t-shirt. I did it without receiving reciprocal links or being designated a “Friend of the Fest”. I did it without being thanked or being acknowledged for the favours I was doing. But I won’t do it any further for an event that lets any of its organisers phone me and threaten me with legal action while invoking its name.
To be even more blunt, because I'm one of the maybe 3 to 4 people in Kansas City who don't plan on going to Irishfest (ex-girlfriend issues, don't ask) I have to say that I agree with the author of Irish KC and have noted that the Irish Fest promoters sniped at him whenever he didn't genuflect and grovel at the mere mention of the almighty Irish Fest . . . Which is strange because all the guy did was promote the thing in years past. But as we've seen several times before, blogging can hurt your career, business and even friendships unless you're willing to either be an outright and timid shill or closely guard your anonymity - which is pretty much impossible. Also:

Irish KC is the better blog.

Anyway, while none of this should put a hamper on you enjoying the widely lauded event it's interesting to see (yet again) that it's impossible to do anything in Kansas City without at least a little bickering. Strangely, that fact gives me comfort given that it's not just an "urban" problem . . . Obviously, it's even hard for local Irish folks to get along.

Fun Friday Conservative Links

Local blog "Conservatism with a heart" has some great stories linked today with thoughtful commentary. Money line that cracked me up: "I often think that Republicans are too quick to throw their own under the bus but I can't throw Craig under quick enough."

A bit of theatrics in the fight against crime

I saw this footage on Channel 9 last night and it caught my attention: A Local Minister Climbs Into Casket To Highlight Crime . . . I think Alice Cooper did the same thing to promote an album. However, anybody talking about reducing violent crime in KC is welcome no matter where they're doing it from . . . Especially since most politicos would rather die than address the subject.

KC MO School District about to learn a lesson in Democracy

The Vote is on . . . A judge ruled Thursday that the Kansas City School District has to allow a vote on moving 7 schools out of the district.

The pre-season was just a preview of all of the disappointment the Chiefs will face this year



0-4 . . . This is the worst team KC has seen in years. Sports Illustrated notes that the team has the most one-dimensional offense in the NFL. The word "rebuilding" doesn't even begin to explain away all the things that are wrong with these losers.

However, once and for all, it's not the completely the fault of the offense, the horrible quarterbacks, the scumbag players or even the no talent coach . . . It's the management and owners who have proven that the only success they can find is in swindling this town out of hundreds of millions of dollars. Sure, there's not as much glory in only winning sweetheart tax deals but it pays nearly as good as a Superbowl victory . . . And it's a sure thing considering the suckers football fans around here.

Jolie Justus slams Baby Blunt's (not so) special session

The Freshman State Senator clearly reveals that Baby Blunt is hanging on by a thread and even his bullying tactics are barely working for him nowadays.
Unhappy with the bill we passed, The Gov once again trampled on the Constitution by dictating exactly what could and could not be discussed during the special session. The Missouri Constitution clearly states that appropriation of state funds is under the exclusive jurisdiction of the legislature. Despite this clear separation of powers, The Gov issued the narrowest call in the history of the Missouri Legislature and effectively prevented the legislature from doing what we are supposed to do -- legislate.
Also, it's nice to know SOMEONE in Jeff City realizes that there are repercussions to reactionary legislation:
I raised the issue of the constitutionally of this bill. I warned that it is likely to end up in litigation -- just like the rest of the ill-conceived junk that has been coming out of Jefferson City for the last two years. Voter ID. Campaign contribution limits. Abortion. MOHELA. The list goes on and on. So in addition to passing yet another handout for big business, the state will most likely have to pay to defend a lawsuit regarding its constitutionality and if their track record continues, the taxpayers will have to pay lawyer fees to the plaintiffs' attorneys.

Hiding behind a paywall was a BAD IDEA, the Buzz is soon to be back



I've got to hand it to the folks at The Star, they're trying to make the reversal of AN OBVIOUS MISTAKE seem like a tactical move. Nice to know that the editorial side of the paper is still completely full of it and can now continue to show their incompetence in public (like the rest of us).

Anyway, the Prime Buzz will be open to the public and free on or around Sept. 4th.
When we say “free,” we mean all of Prime Buzz, The Kansas City Star’s political blog that formerly was subscription-only at KansasCity.com. Access to local and regional political coverage, FREE. Political commentary and municipal agenda previews, FREE. And we’re continuing to offer, FREE, the weekday e-mailed Prime Buzz summary — one of many enhancements over The Star’s former free political blog, the KC Buzz Blog.

“We built the best political Web site in the Midwest, and we appreciate those who recognized the value of Prime Buzz by subscribing to it, signing up for a free trial or otherwise figuring out a way to access it,” said Mark Zieman, The Star’s editor.

“But covering our democratic process is at the core of what we do. Coming into an election year, we decided to trade the extra subscription revenue for a chance to bring that important content to a much greater audience.”
Yeah, I'm sure that corporate entities with dwindling consumer base are really EXCITED about giving up a rare opportunity to make money . . . The truth is that the Prime Buzz pay wall was obviously a tremendous disaster and even their press release reveals that a lot of folks were able to get to their info WITHOUT paying.

Also, now that they're giving it away free it's pretty obvious that (except for those kind souls who sent me tips constantly) . . . The vast majority of people who paid for this service have been played for suckers!!!

Information wants to be free folks . . . And thankfully, there is no way for any single entity to dominate the Internets as of yet . . . Even the biggest online audience now only represents another niche. Even better, the power of an "Army of Davids" is what really seems to be driving the future of Internet publishing - an endeavor that's largely unprofitable but bestows more power on everyday people than was ever available to folks during media's 20th century corporate era.

Still, I hope local political bloggers don't see this move as competition. You'll never be able to "compete" with the resources of a global media company BUT they also will NEVER be able to summon the power of a single voice or idea that is published for the world to see without having to ask permission.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Ingram's Best Biz Awards



The Ingram's "best of" KC Biz issue has been out for awhile but I just found a link for it today.

Apparently, Stinson Morrison Hecker LLP was named the "Best Law Firm" which couldn't impress me less.

Of interest to the media people who read this blog . . . Trozzolo Communications Group won the best small agency award while Bernstein-Rein Advertising one again took home the big agency prize.

Tragically, the awards were based on biz growth and other factors unrelated to a bikini contest which would have been more entertaining AND informative.

Promoting my "wide stance"



I'm going to be on Kansas City's Morning News with EJ and Ellen on KMBZ tomorrow around 8:30 for a couple of minutes.

Sadly, I'm all all out of ideas. Does anybody have any suggestions as to what I should mention?

I know the dog park thing has been the subject of a countless number of blog posts this week so I'm sure that'll come up.

I have a few other ideas but I'm open to suggestions (nullus). If anybody knows of anything interesting going on in the blogosphere (other than Faithsista's upcoming wedding) please let me know and I'll be sure to think of a dumb joke which will completely obscure the information.

(un)Safety Dance



The following story about Kansas City drunk chicks hit by their own car while dancing in the street tells all you need to know about night life in Kansas City: It's fun, whimsical, deadly and inhabited by dumbasses.
Investigators said the woman driving the car got out along with a passenger and started dancing. Officers said the car was not in park and started to roll. The car hit the women.

A passenger in the back seat jumped into the driver's seat and stopped the car.

An officer on patrol spotted the accident and stopped to help.

Police said the woman driving the car ran off. The passenger was taken to a hospital with head injuries.

Investigators said alcohol was likely involved in the accident.
And while I hope the chick that was hit by the car is fine . . . I wouldn't blame the accident completely for diminished mental capacity.

UPDATE: Yeah, yeah I'm aware of the "ghost ride the whip" reference but I hate mentioning crap like that . . .

Show-Me short sighted tactics: Associating with Latinos is a crime according to Missouri Republicans

Before I go . . . The KC Blue Blog has the best post I've read recently basically pointing out the Republican rhetoric that all Latinos are criminals. Sad to see they are giving up the Hispanic vote so quickly using sleazy tactics WHICH CAST EVERY LATINO (ILLEGAL AND OTHERWISE) as a criminal. Sad thing is, I've met Bernardo Ramirez a few times (the guy the Republican page wants to represent as revolutionary) and he's a businessman, active in politics and the furthest from a the kind of separatist that the Republicans are making him out to be . . . It's really just a shameful and racist tactic . . . In the long run, I can only hope it will cost them votes.

TKC needs to relax



And, actually, I've got a bit of more important work to do this morning.

See you in the afternoon hopefully.

Peace.

"I have heard the cries of my people"



Note: I hope you bastards appreciate this . . . The image above puts me at risk of being punched in the face the next time I go out for a burrito in my neighborhood but it make-y me laugh so it's all good

Thank you for all of the comments and spiteful remarks on my blog yesterday. Your lack of anything productive to do with your time on the planet feedback always makes this blog better. And while I must note for the record that I AM NOT FLIP-FLOPPING, your impassioned pleas (and the fact that we have a common enemy) has touched my heart.

Recently, I began to see the point of local extremist dog activists regarding not having easy access (heh) to backdoor deals (no homo?) when it comes to decisions about the dog park. And Lord knows when a certain group is frustrated, a plethora of profanity, yelling and hateful remarks is the best way to make your concerns ring out.

In particular, quite a few members of this bitchy dog pack have called for THE ENTIRE PARKS BOARD TO STEP DOWN . . . And this got me thinking that vigilante/hate group member Frances Semler would also have to give up her seat (YEAH!) if the all powerful doggie advocates got their way.

Like they say in politics, "The enemy of enemy is . . ." whatever. The point is that I have no problem admitting that dog advocates have more power than Latinos in Kansas City and if they can get Semler out of City Hall then so be it. And it's nice to see the list of people unimpressed with Funkhouser and his appointees is growing longer and longer. As for Parks Board President John Fierro who proudly proclaimed this summer that "He could work with" a member of a group who wants to racially profile all Latinos . . . I don't care if he's booted out of the door with her. And while normally, I'm on the side of almost any Latino in a leadership role . . . In this instance, let him go ask for support from the Minutemen and see what they tell him.

Furthermore, I like the fact that dog lovers (ew) are leaving this controversy at the feet of the Mayor. He did, in fact, promise more transparent government and in this case he didn't deliver - albeit on an issue that couldn't be less important.

NEVERTHELESS, time and time again the Mayor has proven to be stubborn, incapable of dealing with any criticism and completely inept when estimating the political ramifications of his actions therefore it stands to reason that his appointees would demonstrate the same qualities. Clearly, in this instance the Parks Board has cloned Mayor Funky's behavior. Yeah baby!

So, to a certain extent, I now agree with the bitches who have been barking about the unfairness of this week's decision regarding their precious doggie park while maintaining that the subject isn't as important as what I had for lunch yesterday: A club sandwich, with chips and ice tea.

Not that you need an excuse to eat chicken



Alonzo Washington is keeping busy and putting his new Ford SUV to good use . . . Magic 107.3 is sponsoring an anti-crime rally in early September and Washington is going to be broadcasting from it as well.

Relatives & friends of homicide victims are invited to the city wide tips vigil. They're being asked to bring a photo of their slain loved one. Participants can tell their love one's story live on Magic 107.

Even better, Church's Chicken on Gregory Blvd. will donate a portion of that day's sales to anti-crime efforts. Here's the info:

Date: September 08, 2007 (Saturday)
Time: Tips broadcast - 3:00PM/City Wide Prayer Vigil - 4:00PM
Location: Church's Chicken on 2600 Gregory Blvd.

Also, I might swing by the event and anyone who wants some of my 6 piece value pack can share it with me given that I'm only going to be eating the skin (NO HOMO! NO CHICKEN HEAD!!!) and maybe a hush puppy or two.

P.S. - Additionally, I wanted to check and see if the enclosure button on the new blogger is working so I've added the 107.3 commercial to this post as well.

Surprisingly, not a Westport Club



Buying snack cakes in Westport a couple of nights ago . . . A sign jumped out at me.

I dropped my grocery sack (nullus) and then ran across the parking lot to press my face against the door. Unfortunately, the store was closed or at least they were all out of stock of big booty blonde women. In fact, they only seemed to be stocking eyeglasses. Still, there's always hope of at least one place in Westport that's being honest about why people show up.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

It's time to muzzle these dog park bitches!!!



I thought it was impossible for me to lose even more faith in the residents of Kansas City but yesterday's shameful display at the Parks Board meeting provided further evidence that so many people in this town have insanely screwed up priorities. Additionally, we all know there is hell to pay when a white woman can't get what she wants BUT the fact that the media had to be called in to witness a recent temper tantrum on the part of local dog lovers is simply ridonkulous.

Really, the way these bitches conducted themselves like animals was truly embarrassing. You might recall that the KC area Latino Leadership had their own problems with the Parks Board but NOT ONCE did the discourse break down into threats of violence and cursing among the main players. In fact, only the anonymous d-bags on this blog, talk radio hosts and a few lone nuts turned the debate ugly with racial slurs, personal attacks and threatening phone calls . . . But I digress, the point here is that folks in favor of KC spending precious resources on over-privileged mutts let this "debate" go to the dogs. The Star has some interesting details:
Shouts of “unfair” and “shame on you” erupted in the packed boardroom when President John Fierro announced that the park board would not hear more testimony on the subject.

“What you’re doing is totally wrong,” said Deb Hipp, who organized support for a dog park to serve the Brookside and Waldo areas. “You’re an embarrassment to the city.”

Outbursts from the crowd included foul language and threats to sue the park board. Police officers were called to maintain order, but there were no serious incidents.

“You just set the parks back 20 years,” Jeremy Schlicher, the designer of the proposed park, told the board. “You’re encouraging people to drive” to get to an off-leash area in a regional park, he said.

After the vote, the crowd moved to the lobby of the park administration building at 4600 E. 63rd St. and continued to complain loudly. The commissioners had to call a brief recess when dog-park supporter Gwen Caranchini returned to the boardroom and resumed her complaints.
All this on behalf of . . . DOGS. What a damn shame.

The main culprit behind this bastardization of the political process is a group of extremist, dog park activists who call themselves WOOF - Well Organized Off-Leash Friends. From the looks of the TV Footage these folks, like local cycling advocates, are nothing more than a predominantly white, affluent, extremely vocal and self-absorbed group of opportunists only looking out for their own hobby.

It's hard to even list where these people have gone wrong but think of it this way: Kansas City has hosted more than 65 homicides this year, the $300 million Sprint Center is without an anchor tenant only a couple of months away from opening, the prospects of the P&L District look dismal and even top ranking City officials warn that parking downtown and around Electric Avenue is going to be tight and expensive, while deep underground KC's sewers and water infrastructure are in need of more than 4 BILLION DOLLARS worth or repair . . . Yet what gets these people raving mad is that there is no place for their puppies to roam free? This kind of so-called grass roots organizing is beyond frivolous, these advocates for a midtown KC Dog Park are morally bankrupt. They are unworthy of Democracy and their selfish and time consuming agenda in spite of bigger problems facing Kansas City only serves as a visible (and mostly overweight) reminder that so much of American culture has sunk into nothing more than instant gratification and worthless, egotistical ideologies which put dogs or luxury hybrid vehicles in front of the greater good.

Obviously, some folks might disagree with me. But it's worth noting that already these doggie complaints are being directed toward the Funkhouser Administration. A local dog blogger (heh) writes:
This is going to be a (yet another) PR debacle for the Marky Mark's appointed Funky bunch. Marky Mark based his campaign off of public openness -- that didn't happen in this case. He also called out early in his administration that he badly wants to increase use of the city's public park spaces, and then had his parks department, behind closed doors, turn down an opportunity where scores more people would be using Sunnyside Park.
And while most of these complaints are fair enough, they mistakenly misrepresent the issue of a neighborhood dog park as something that matters. I especially like the attempts to connect this debate to the ruckus that was raised over a member of the Parks Board belonging to a hate/vigilante group as if the issue of doggie luxury in Midtown KC was tantamount to the national debate over the security of the borders and the plight of MILLIONS of immigrants looking to make a better life in the United States. Again, the priorities of KC dog enthusiasts are so repugnant that I only hope most of these women who have taken up the doggie rights cause have been spayed in order to preserve the local gene pool. Nevertheless, the blogger quoted above has a valid point - Mayor Funky made promises to folks like the WOOF wackos as well. And while the Funkhouser Administration can keep minority leaders and their issues at bay, these bitches have proven they can bark so much louder.

Yet, as funny as the temper tantrums of affluent white women can be, essentially this is a sad story that calls attention to notions of supremacy in our small city. Once again this story points out that when affluent, passionate white folks speak . . . People listen. It's just disappointing that rather than working to benefit any people living in Kansas City, these dog park advocates chose to vehemently fight for the best interests of their pets.

Top 10 in KC

Local blog My Spyderweb has some great local answers to the next net meme going round entitled: Ten Priceless American Experiences. Check it out.

Stupidest woman in the world still got off light if you ask me

"Nude janitor spotted at Wyandotte High School!"

Alonzo Washington gets all kinds of crime tips and this bit of local weird news recently caught my interest. Nullus.

Trippin



Another great video from Srovets featuring Union Station, lots of trains and the Southwest Chief.

Fox 4 has a lot of balls



I recently found a few shots of Fox 4's soccer team.

They're called the "Mad Mugz" which is kind of lame but then again so is soccer.

Methinks that the leggy blonde featured above showing off her ball handling skill (heh) is Fox 4 reporter Tess Koppelman . . . Sadly, the photos are all well and good and I'm guessing that something as non-competitive as soccer is a great team building opportunity but there has to be a better way to build company loyalty . . . Like a drinking contest or strip poker . . . I think that's something we could all appreciate and it would give yet another opportunity for Phil Witt to slap some people around and yell drunken curses at Larry Moore to the heavens above . . . Or whatever.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Harrah's Erection



Here's a neat little time lapse vid of the new(ish) building at Harrah's as it was erected.

Like most erections, this one will cost you money (if you don't know what you're doing with it) given that every year stats show that a smaller percentage of KC gamblers lose a greater share of cash. Nullus.

Still, it's a good looking building and you might as well see where your kid's college money is going. I always wonder why people think they can win at these places given that all of the bells and whistles built into these places are financed by the scores of losers the facility hosts.

KC baby nearly the victim of fast food flush!!

Police: Woman Tried To Flush Newborn. It's alleged that a 20 year-old lady tried to flush her newborn son down the toilet at a Kansas City McDonald's restaurant. Thankfully the kid is fine which is nice and makes sense given that the toilet water is cleaner than the ice at so many fast food eateries.

Sign up



The subject of signs distinguishing the Westside neighborhood is still under discussion thanks to the efforts of Alfredo Parra.

I ran into the local activist last night and he says that he has been busy getting support for the cause . . . Recently, he has been presenting the issue as a cheap and effective way to boost civic pride and further distinguish the "brand" of Westside businesses and homes. It's hard to argue with him on that front.

To wit, Parra informed me that anybody who wants to help out in this effort can find petitions at the West Branch Library in order for the local neighborhood to snag a few measly signs while local corporate entities are up to their ears in TIF money.

So think about signing if you're in the neighborhood and have a few spare moments in between employing illegal immigrants or speculating on real estate.

Also, there's more news about this subject coming up . . . You'll see it soon on TKC.

Look at Luke!!!



I'm very happy to link up one of the BEST LOCAL BLOGS I've seen quite a while.

BE SURE TO ADD a local blog titled LUCUBRATIONS to your blogroll and your list of regular reading.

Here are just a few of the highlights:

One of the guy's best posts deals with the fate of the Zambezi Zinger, the former Worlds of Fun roller coaster that is apparently up and running in South America.

Also, you may want to check out his account of a run in with former MLB star David Cone while at Chipotle on 39th street.

And some photos the guy took in front of a KC warehouse the new Nelson-Atkins Museum addition are pretty cool as well.

For more KC stuff, check out the guy's KC Category on his blog and tell him TKC sent you.

Baby Blunt better give back the money

Fired up Missouri! reports the latest detail in the recent Missouri campaign finance kerfuffle: Matt Blunt has begun applying intense pressure to the Ethics Commission's members and staff, urging them to go back on their previously stated position.

Local dumbass uses TKC as an example of why diversity doesn't work

A meandering and confused post by Durwin Rice cites a bunch of pop psychology books in attempting to prove that Diversity has an up and down side and closely resembles some stupid plant . . . Of course, he attempts to cast this blog as "Part of the problem" as he champions assimilation - which is fine but neglects the fact that as far as "civic engagement" goes TKC actually provides an ass load of local links, engages KC topics, leaders and problems while Durwin Dumbass is busy planting tulips and blaming minorities for his problems. Shhh, don't disturb the tulips and don't mention that white people in KC Proper who complain about lack of civic involvement just don't like going to meetings with brown people with an ax to grind . . . Of which there is ALWAYS a gathering.

Deadly head shot in the suburbs

Check out this story on a Overland Park convenience store homicide.

Ks. AG Paul Morrison dispenses some justice on a pooch

The dude helped fight off a Doberman as if it was asking him questions about his political ideology . . . So, I wonder where he stands on Scruffy's Law. We'll never know that or any other answers as to what the Paul Morrison believes, but I guess it's nice that he helped out a dog owner.

"If you think you’ve got what it takes to talk people out of shooting each other"

TKC made quote of the day

Nice . . . Also, if you're not reading Crime Scene KC, you should. There is no paywall, there are always a lot of comments and it undoubtedly has the newest latest links you're looking for when it comes to KC Crime and other crime stories from around the country. Seriously, it's good to see KC's paper of record make a good move on the Internet for once and I've always noted that one popular blog creates traffic and conversation FOR ALL local blogs . . . Like it or not, that's the commie-like way the Internet works. (Note: It's not commie at all just a different business model - Hello Long tail - with no shelf space or channel number to worry about there is (the possibility of) a niche for everyone.

"Has their love of white supremacy overridden their love of liberty?"

Above is the money quote from local blogger Dan regarding a new initiative by Gov. Blunt . . . Also, anytime you can use the pharse "anti-American depravity" you earn points with me. Check it out. If you're a local blogger and have something to say about this issue . . . Either way, leave a comment or write me an e-mail and I'll link.

Let My People GO!!! Who will be the first to cry racism when it comes to Indy schools wanting out of the KC District?



I've been thinking about the 7 Independence Schools who are begging/pleading/trying their best to escape the clutches of the KC School District.

It seems like something is missing from this debate.

Really, there is talk of educational standards, the will of the people and all of the grassroots support for the change in Independence . . . But something just isn't right.

Finally I figured out what was missing:

There has yet to be one public accusation of racism!!!

So now I'm seriously wondering who is going to cast the first stone.

Superintendent Amato hasn't done it yet but still maintains that the best place for the 7 schools in question is with the KC District.

Without a doubt, most people realize there is a racial component to this decision but there is no telling when someone is FINALLY going to say it to the media.

The move will take away a great many white students from the KC District and it only provides further embarrassment years after desegregation efforts cost the State billions and proved worthless. And, like it or not, part of the Indy efforts to get out of the KC School District are, in fact, racially motivated even though they're using codewords and playing the geography card. The fact is that that there is an obvious disconnect between the people of Independence and the predominately Black administration of KC Schools and the School Board.

Still, the topic of race hasn't made it into the discussion . . . YET.

So I'm taking bets . . . I'm guessing that at least one of the following people will bring up the topic of race and either directly or indirectly accuse the thousands of supporters of this move of wanting to leave the KC District just because there are so many Black students, teachers and administrators . . . Never mind the decades of failure and shrinking enrollment of KC Schools. Here's my best bet as to who cries racism first:

  • Lewis W. Diuguid

  • Steve Penn

  • Dave Smith

  • Gwen Grant

  • I suppose they could find a white person to plead their case but Joe Miller has given up spinning Oprah-esque stories in favor of shilling for the Mayor. So, they'll either have to find another white person to do their bidding or say it themselves . . . Still, if one of these people doesn't use bring up the racial component to this discussion I'm going to be disappointed . . . Because it's there, it's just not the most important aspect of this proposed change.

    Really, the reason I support the people in Independence making this move (other than my penchant for mullets) is not only because it represents a grassroots Democratic effort but also because it serves to highlight the dismal state of affairs and history of KC Schools. I don't see it as a step backward . . . More of a very rude wakeup call really. As a brief aside: White people, don't ever say I don't support at least a few of your ideas.

    Still, as the weeks progress and the debates become more heated there is no avoiding the racial aspect of this story even if it obscures the real issue regarding the horrible management of KC Schools over decades . . . In fact, that may be the point.

    Blunt backs statewide racial profiling of Latinos and anyone with an accent

    While most of people in the Show-Me state don't care and the efforts of the Latino leadership haven't been loud enough on this front . . . It's now "legal" for law enforcement in this state to indiscriminately question the citizenship of anyone who happens to be brown, ethnic looking or speaks with an accent:
    Blunt’s directive calls on the Missouri Highway Patrol, the Missouri Water Patrol and the Capitol Police to enter into an agreement with the federal government that will effectively “deputize” the Missouri agencies to enforce immigration laws.

    Though Blunt called on troopers to check the immigration status of everyone who is “presented for incarceration,” patrol officials said it’s possible a person’s immigration status could be checked even if they have not been arrested.
    Unfortunately, there is very little information available regarding how law enforcement will make determinations about who will be asked/forced to prove their citizenship . . . So basically this means that any interaction many Latinos will have with Missouri law enforcement will START with the assumption that they are not citizens of this country. Essentially, this directive says that every "foreign" looking/sounding person is a suspect in the eyes of these agencies.

    This isn't even about protecting the borders or fighting illegal immigration. Put simply, if you support this kind of tactic, you are supporting racial profiling . . . So stop equivocating and just come out and say it.

    There are many reasons to get behind a white woman, Cleaver's was personal

    For once, a rather informative column by Steve Penn: Cleaver discusses his support for Sen. Clinton - Cleaver has decided to serve as co-chairman of Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign in Missouri. It may have come down to all those visits President Bill Clinton made to Kansas City when Cleaver was mayor.

    What consumer product brand does Overland Park most resemble?



    Overland Park is conducing a poll.

    Removing the revolving door

    Here is an encouraging headline from The Star: Treatment funded by anti-drug tax results in less recidivism - Just 14 percent of people who went through Jackson County-funded drug-treatment programs were convicted of a crime within a year afterward.

    Draw down



    Area students draw what they did this summer

    Shop with the fishes

    Mission looks at putting in Aquarium with new project

    Can you help write a happy ending to what seems to be a situation right out of a sad country song?

    Channel 9 reports: A woman who was paralyzed has no place to live and no possessions after someone stole her trailer.

    Show Me some priorities!!!

    Skateboarding is a crime in Historic Downtown Branson

    Fall Drinking Season



    Summer is pretty much over, time to pick out the best pumpkin beers along with matching sweaters in order to protect your favorite t-shirts from puke . . . Chimpotle has some great suggestions, about the beer anyway.

    Science without data Cures without cloning

    My favorite conservative blogger recently posted a lot of info regarding my least favorite Show-Me State effort (other than the move to get rid of all the Mexicans): Missouri's "Cures without cloning" movement.

    Fuh Sho in the metro

    Oh, the sights you can see at your favorite "scary gas station" in Kansas City. Local blogger Erin brings the photo goodness of a classic KC License plate.

    Monday, August 27, 2007

    Bad Moon Rising



    Don't forget to look at the lunar eclipse coming up. You should be able to see it if the sky around KC stays clear.

    A local weather blog writes the following:
    Here in KC, it should be visible and begin at 4:52 a.m.
    So you can either wake up early or stay up very late in order to check it out, sometimes it's hard for me to figure out which one I'm doing.

    Don't forget to howl.

    Just what KC needed . . . An easier way to put more guns on the street.

    Mo. eliminates second background check for handgun purchases . . . KSHB has a pretty great story and features Alvin Brooks speaking out about the loosening of Show-Me State gun restrictions. I don't think it's a great idea either but I can only hope it'll encourage more people to buy handguns in order to defend themselves seeing as though most violent criminals come by their guns illegally anyway and rarely bother with any kind of gun licensing.

    Mayor Funky set to bring economic development in KC to a standstill

    Actually, I don't believe that headline one bit but that's how the guy's enemies (and he has created quite a few) will portray this move . . . I can't argue with a more sensible TIF policy but the spin is already out of Mayor Funky and has cast himself as "The Anti-Development Mayor" and this perception is going to be pretty hard to battle . . . Also, I wonder if the Council will side for him on this vote considering it may harm their economic interests (and those of their backers) in places like the 4th, the 2nd and 1st Districts but everyone else isn't really seeing enough big TIF backed development in their areas to make a difference. Undoubtedly, it will be interesting and it's telling to note that the Funky Administration still has some strings to pull at The Star seeing as how their coverage of this issue this week earned them a personal thanks from the Mayor as his committee is set to go public . . . Coincidence?
    Monday, Funkhouser also thanked the Kansas City Star newspaper for the two-part series it did outlining problems with TIFs in recent years. He said that kind of scrutiny is important and admitted that as aggressive as he was while working as city auditor, maybe he should have been even more aggressive in looking at TIFs.
    Yeah, I hope he does well with this issue considering that it's the only promise he hasn't completely blundered so far in his short tenure . . . And I guess seeing him constantly campaign for the next 4 years is just a reflection of the political era that we live in . . . For the moment, it's clear he still has the support of most of the people at the Star.

    All your news is propaganda. Clipping coupons is the only benefit you'll get from KC's paper of record . . . Who incidentally loved big time TIF until earlier this week.

    Kansas City's own Krazy Kris Kobach could be next in line for the Attorney General job



    I've long joked that Krazy Kris Kobach owes his entire career to hating Mexicans and now it seems that his vicious, vindictive and ultimately losing tactics could be getting him some serious credibility. Come to think of it, he'd be great in the Bush Administration considering that nowhere else has "failing upward" become an integral part of the office culture.

    Still, I was stunned, floored and waiting to pack my bags to be deported when I read a local blogger post which notes that KC's own KKK is being put forth by conservatives for the Attorney General job.

    The National Review filed this gem: Kris Kobach for AG

    And now spawn of immigrants Michelle Malkin wants an equally well coiffed parter in making Mexican heritage a federal crime.

    I guess it would satisfy all of the anti-immigrant sentiment as of late and would make the next year a living Hell on each and every Latino living in this country. So I'm sure it's a lot more serious than I initially suspected.

    Damn.

    Kansas City is ALL ABOUT learning!!!

    Local dude and his do-it-yourself driving course cause destruction also, only in this city does this qualify as an explanation: "Police say a man driving the wrong way down U.S. Highway 71 caused a five-vehicle crash overnight. The man wearing a cowboy hat saddled up behind the wheel of a pick-up without a license.

    The man told Kansas City Police officers he was teaching himself how to drive."

    Looking at afternoon links

    Goodbye Gonzo



    Here's a bit of local reaction to Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez stepping down:

  • "Gonzo, you really sold out"

  • The supply of incompetent, corrupt Republicans is limitless

  • "Being an Attorney General in an administration willing to make the law up as it went along has undoubtedly been a thrilling adventure, and it's nice to know that someone out there enjoyed it."

  • Bond, McCaskill react to Gonzales resignation

  • A call for Catherine Hanaway to quit as well.
  • Chiefs give release (heh) . . . Yet another Mexican fails to make it in KC

    I missed this news from a few days back but it's hard hearing about the Chiefs failures given that local reporters don't really like delivering any bad news about the team. One year after the next their dismal end of season implosion is always covered with a hint of optimism . . . Anyway, I was surprised to learn this afternoon that of the 5 players recently released by the Chiefs . . . The gigantic and well publicized Mexican lineman Ramiro Pruneda was let go . . . So, I'm guessing that he'll be under the I-35 bridge doing day labor (or God knows what else) sometime next week.

    And speaking of release, I recently found a clip of former Chiefs wide receiver Rod Gardner who was also given the boot doing an interview with hip-hop model Tera Thomas. Actually, for an interview there wasn't very much talking at all but she did wear a bikini top and show off her boobs very nicely so I'm hoping this is a trend that will sweep all news broads. Kelly Eckerman should take up the practice while she can.

    Anyway, here's the vid where Rod Gardner shows off the expensive car he's going to have to hock next year to an aspiring model and TV personality:

    Celebrate the lifestyle of your betters



    Today the FYI/Living section of The Star announces the winners of KC's most coveted loft/condo contest or whatever.

    The honor goes to some 16 year-old girl and some guy with a low rent place in Shawnee.

    And while most of the metro drooling over the living space of a teenager strikes me as creepy and part of the failure of capitalism on the same level of the forces that put Paris Hilton on TV for so long . . . I guess it's good to give people something to which they can aspire or at least distract folks from the many reasons they might legitimately have to be disgruntled, angry and concerned . . . Other than all of us desperately hoping and praying for Owen Wilson to be okay, of course.

    Whole lot of links



    Here's a bunch of links I'm reading this morning, also I recently discovered the blog of 23 year-old London Andrews who is on the glorious mission of driving around the country and looking sexy and busty (note: According to her many fans, her photos are a bit more interesting than about half of the stories listed here) . . . Sadly, there's no local angle since her tour isn't coming this way. Now on with the links:

  • STL Battle between homeless bums and advocates of gentrification rages as well.

  • Fire officials say a woman critically injured this morning in an Olathe duplex fire has died.

  • NOTHING CHANGES: Some KC Bloggers are still trying with all their heart to justify the election of Mayor Funky by a super slim margin despite the fact that TIF continues unabated (heh) and even to guy's promises on this front are more than he could deliver.

  • Huard Doesn’t Deserve It

  • Missed it earlier: Something new for the people to KC to get addicted to . . . Snus, a smokeless, spitless new tobacco product being test-marketed in Kansas City

  • 83K stolen from a Cass County old man from someone besides his children.

  • Remember, you're taking your life into your own hands whenever you drive on Missouri highways: "Missouri Highway Patrol officers had their hands full with two accidents that happened just 15 minutes from each other in the same area."

  • Weekend fire news here and here and in Olathe makes me glad I'm not a reporter.

  • New charter middle school opens in KC

  • Event celebrates Charlie Parker's achievement in fields unrelated to drug abuse.

  • One last fire story for good measure: Suspicious blazes ravage Kansas City, Kan., houses

  • Everything works out for the best in Wal-Mart Bulldog theft story.
  • Over the weekend: Bill Cosby didn't get much help in KC



    I hate the term "blame the victim" because it automatically assumes that somebody is, in fact, a victim and that's not always the best thing as far as the political discourse is concerned . . . In the long run, people don't like victims because they make everyone feel vulnerable . . . Just watch The Accused without laughing at the "action" scene and you'll know what I'm trying to communicate.

    Anyway, despite the nice write-up from the Star . . . Bill Cosby's KC visit was a bit of a disappointment. Alonzo Washington reports on the event:
    The event only pulled a few hundred men. I saw the news footage. The same concerned Black Men that are always at stuff like this were there. The march was not that large either. A few 100 people to come to a event in KC is good. However, Bill & Tom were here & there should have been more people there. There weren't many young people their either. I think Eric Wesson is trying to make a difference but . . .
    And, as always I think it's important to point out Cosby's problems as he attempts to solve the concerns of everyone else . . . Along with the varied response that he has received from other creative people.

    By the way, here's a great older article about Cosby's alleged hypocrisy, I like the conclusion:
    The horde of conservative commentators stumbled over themselves to hail Cosby as the ultimate truth-giver and laud him for having the courage to air dirty racial laundry.

    America's favorite dad got some things right and some things terribly wrong in his bash of black America. And he may be right that his parade of sexual accusers is out to gouge a star. But if he's wrong, he'll have more than an image problem.
    Still, I don't know if I can blame people for skipping out on a lecture over the weekend. The weather was really nice.

    Indy school secession has minor setback

    The Star reports: "The Jackson County Circuit Court can mandate an addition to the ballot as late as six weeks before the election. That deadline would be Sept. 25.

    But taking that long “would make it a real problem, I’ll tell you that,” said Charlene Davis, a director with the Jackson County Board of Election Commissioners.

    One complication, she said, is that the last possible date for the court ruling is also the date that election authorities must start issuing absentee ballots."

    AMNESTY FOR TICKET SCALPERS AND NOT LATINOS!!!

    Missouri Republicans think it's okay to rewrite the law when it comes to making it cheaper to see a game or supporting the Blunt Family but not when brown people feeding their families and powering the economy are concerned. Yeah, Show-Me some hypocrites who only care about their own admission prices and hate any minority not holding a ball of some sort.

    Does the "Downtown Renaissance" translate to an upscale crowd watching KC bumfights?



    By now you've already heard about the older dude who was stabbed to death downtown on Sunday Morning. Because the TV news wasn't immediately shoving a camera in the face of his grieving relatives I'm going to assume the guy was a homeless bum or some facsimile thereof . . . And since the death didn't involve an attractive, affluent younger white woman it's safe to assume that in a couple of days no one will care. Also . . . Who gets stabbed to death nowadays, anyway besides cheating husbands or Asian housewives?

    But this recent downtown homicide points to a simple question: When (if ever) is Dowtown going to be safe for the so-called "renaissance?"

    Already, Kansas City has put HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS toward the cause of downtown redevelopment and the same old bumfights are going on unhampered.

    So when is the magic day coming that Downtown goes FROM a slightly dangerous haven for panhandlers and employees wanting to rush back to the suburbs TO a densely populated, safe, family friendly, tourist and shopping destination totally devoid of the wretched poor and minorities?

    I know it's not going to happen overnight but I think some kind of timeline is in order . . . At least in this case, there are no insurgents who will be emboldened by giving a date, unless you're counting Cheeseburger Jerry.

    I ask this question because once people know that date they might be more inclined to justifiably let their guard down. In the meantime, I always advise people not to believe the hype about Downtown and to realize that there are still plenty of dangerous, mentally unstable homeless bums in the vicinity that aren't friendly hobos from the 30's singing songs and playing the harmonica but actually are people with real problems, knifes and not a hell of a lot to lose.

    So, in the meantime, as always, be careful and don't believe all of these stories about how drastically different Kansas City will be after whatever corporate entity gets their TIF money for their construction project. As of yet, there is no plan to get all of the bums and dregs of humanity out of downtown and that's an unpleasant fact that KC leaders will have to deal with at some point before or after someone this town cares about (i.e. rich and white) is murdered.

    A pretty informative review of the Plaza Winstead's

    If you're from KC you've been there time and again but it's always nice to get an outsider's opinion . . . Also, I didn't know they had a website.

    9 out of 10 people with a basic understanding of History agree: The U.S. didn't "win" Vietnam

    Show-Me State blogger J-Dub does a great job in picking apart the President's unfortunate analogy that he tried to pull over on the VFW crowd in KC.

    Back to school money quote: "Few people want to admit that a lot of parents won't send their kids to KCMO schools simply because of racism."



    Here is a truly great and thoughtful post about the KC School District.

    And while I may not agree with the optimistic outlook . . . I do like the basic premise of the post.

    Still, it's important that this local blogger points out that not every, single one of KC's school are failing . . . Just most of them. For me that's not exactly inspiring but you have to take hope where you can find it . . . And as another school year starts, in a district that has seen a mass exodus over a generation mostly due to integration I guess it's important to try to be hopeful and not think about the billions dumped down the drain over the years on KC Public Schools which still (by and large) don't live up to most expectations of parents for whatever reason.

    "Please tell me that this radio show is just a very poor example of what KC has to offer?"

    See . . . I would have titled this post: "I have never seen so many white guys waste their disposable income on music equipment." Still, this post over at KC Talk offers even more evidence that KC's music scene is awful and it's not just a lack of promotion but a genuine dearth of talent that holds local music efforts back.

    There is always room for blogger beef

    The always witty KC Blue Blog points out that a certain local blogger takes it as a personal insult when anyone questions the apparently Omnipotent Professor Funkhouser and subsequently backs up Ted Nugent (WTF?) on something other than his gully guitar riffs and misogynistic lyrics. Also, the Blue Blog does a great job in pointing out that the next controversy that Funkhouser is going to have to fight might be questions as to why his wife and some guy (Joe Miller) who wrote a pop lit book about KC Schools are running the so-called KC Education Summit when their only qualifications to lead the effort come from watching Oprah too much.

    Muslims, Christians and Jews in KC collaborate on something other than a debate over which batch of superstitions reigns supreme

    Check out this feel good article regarding a Habitat for Humanity home worked on by a variety of religious groups and dubbed "The House that Abraham built."

    Beginning of the end



    It's always nice when there is something other than construction cheerleading on the KC Rag Forum, this AMAZING photo set capturing the beginning of the end of summer in KC is one reason to visit the semi-popular local site in spite of all of the bored office workers who mistakenly believe they're City planners.

    This town is killer



    The death toll in Kansas City is now up to 66 according to the latest count on Alonzo Washington's blog.

    The latest, greatest and dumbest reasons for getting killed on KC streets:

  • Stealing a wallet.

  • Bumping into someone on the street.

  • Arguing with strangers.

    So, yeah you may want to take it easy when dealing with the public here in KC . . . Also, when I was in the suburbs this weekend it was odd that strangers just come up and start conversations whereas, in my experience, you take your life into your own hands while simply asking for directions in KC Proper.
  • TKC Model of the Moment: Blonde Babe



    If you're like me, and God help you if you are, then you probably have never been to a club called "Blonde" on the Plaza.

    However, you might have noticed skanks walking toward the Eastside of the Plaza that look too bulimic and tarty to be eating at Jack Stack on a Saturday Night. Well, my dear camper, those bitches are headed toward club Blonde and that's why their boobs are on display and their face has enough paint on it to put a smile on the face of Earl Scheib in his present condition.

    It was this just this weekend that I had to endure a gaggle of big booby broads blocking off the road while prancing down street in front of my beat up car as they wore high heels and school girl outfits in order to lure the most eligible middle managers in Kansas City - A town so blessedly small that local d-bags still can get some play even if they don't quite make 6 figures but still have a good line of B.S. and a nice car.

    But I digress . . . The point here is that the former face of club Blonde deserves a lot of credit for helping create the image that so many suckers have fallen for . . . God knows she's probably not getting residuals. That's why KC area (Leawood) model Ashley Chenault deserves your recognition.



    In the beginning she was the face and bod that sold the myth that in turn sold so many $9 beers. She has also done a ton of other work in KC, here's a brief sample from the profile of the 23 year-old babe:
    A promotional model for Sidney Frank Importing Co. I represent brands such as Jagermeister, Michael Collins whiskey, Corazon tequila, and Tommy Bahama rum. I have done local commercials for several companies in Kansas City, Mo, such as “Oopsy Daisy” and “Oasis Salon and Spa.” I have also done advertising for the cocktail lounge “Blonde.”
    Anyway, funny thing is Ms. Chenault is now pregnant and TKC not only wishes her the best of luck with her new baby but also with returning to the local modeling scene after a brief hiatus . . . Time and again we've heard from lazy women of the devastation that pregnancy can wreak on a woman's body but that's probably nothing more than a myth like Sasquatch, PMS and the G-spot.

    And I bet she'll be back on her feet in no time but I guess I just found her profile poignant now considering that as a pregnant broad and a broke Latino . . . Neither one of us could get into Blonde at this point.

    Saturday, August 25, 2007

    The TKC Saturday Night Podcast: Flighty











    The KC Airshow is this weekend so I've been hearing nothing but planes circling above my neighborhood recently.



    Sadly, the Blue Angles aren't performing this year in KC but the sound of jets circling above, a B-2 flyby along with smaller planes still gives the small hint of war in the air over Kansas City. Last year, I wrote a post about it but I have to admit that the WWII era planes don't inspire the same kind of reaction.

    What's clearer to me now is that while stunning and awe inspiring planes are imposing and deadly, it's hard to translate that into control on the ground. There is some debate about whether or not "the surge" in Iraq will work in the long run and while that talk seem so far away from Kansas City . . . It's a reminder that it's not just the war machines circling above our skies this afternoon that make peace . . . Nevertheless, life goes on until it doesn't and there is no point in worrying about things over which you have no control until it's time for the next election which most Americans will subsequently ignore.

    So, in the meantime I hope you enjoy at least some of the songs I've picked out related to flight, aerial combat (both reenacted and real) and soaring through the sky (i.e. getting high).

    Have a safe and fun Saturday Night. As always, thank you for reading.

    Weekend read



    Here are some of the more interesting stories I've been reading this afternoon.

  • Too Fat adoption story follow-up: Gary Stocklaufer weighed 558 pounds in June when a Missouri judge prevented him from adopting a child he and his wife had taken into their home . . . He recently had gastric bypass surgery.

  • Belton mother of two goes missing after an evening walk

  • KC Police search home for clues to murder

  • Pregnant broad who survived bigger broads bouncing on her belly speaks out

  • TKC wishes a speedy recovery to 95 YEAR-OLD Tony Dipardo but then again, so does everyone else who has ever been to a Chiefs game

  • Popfreeradio.com is giving away free RenFest tickets

  • Access to “probable cause” affidavits in Kansas still in question and a new topic of concern given the round the clock news coverage in the Kelsey Smith case.

  • The dead girl found near Cliff Drive was named Denise A. Williams and The Star has a pretty sad, touching recap of a few of the events that led to her tragic fate.
  • Chiefs fans get ready for a HORRIBLE "rebuilding" (i.e. losing) season

    Damon Huard named Chiefs starting QB

    Brooks back in court soon

    Something seems wrong if we don't have at least one KC Council person doing battle in court. The Star reports: The trial of Kansas City Councilwoman Sharon Sanders Brooks on a housing code violation was continued Friday after she told a judge she hadn’t had enough time to find an attorney to defend her.

    Gottstein has it going on



    See, I knew there was a reason that I endorsed Beth Gottstein in the general election . . . It wasn't because the City Council needed a breath of fresh air or because she was dubbed a "Hispanic Advocate" by the Star . . . It's because above all TKC prizes the sexy.

    Therefore, it's no surprise to me that Gottstein was recently voted one of KC's most eligible singles according Forbes magazine cited in a recent article in The Star.

    Still, I guess that's a dubious honor considering that KC was voted "The worst place for singles" in the nation a couple of years ago . . . But a win is a win and I can only hope the rest of the council will step up their sexy in order to keep up appearances . . . Cindy Baker Circo could certainly start wearing tighter clothes for my entertainment.

    Still, it's kind of a dubious honor to be the "most eligible" politico in KC . . . There is always the chance of getting screwed over and given that this is one of the rare instances in this town's political history that the City Council holds more sway then the Mayor . . . I wonder if she'll even be able to take advantage of the title.

    Consider this: The strong, united City Council is comprised mainly of women and you know how cruel ladies can be . . . The second one starts to gain power, the rest try to pull her down. Go rent Mean Girls or Jawbreaker if you don't believe me. So I guess it's only a matter of time before we see if these fast friendships made among the ladies of the City Council will stand the test of time especially when Funkhouser's modus operandi has been clumsy attempts to divide and conquer.

    A tough sell

    KC parent are justifiably skeptical about new strategies put in place at KCMO Schools. The Star reports: "The turnout for new initiatives such as the prekindergarten and the African-centered education campus shows that parents are granting the district at least this much:

    They are giving it a chance.

    The district expected that it might get some 3,000 children enrolled for prekindergarten. But the parents have kept coming. The district on Friday was scrambling to adjust space and keep from having a waiting list.

    The African-centered education contract school, which hoped to get 645 students its first year, has exceeded its projections and had about 150 on a waiting list, administrator Kevin Bullard said.

    Also this year, the district begins transitioning most of its elementary schools from K-5s to K-8s, phasing out most of the middle schools. Until actual enrollment figures emerge for the elementary schools, officials will not know whether the idea of K-8s is having any effect yet in turning around the historical decline in enrollment through the elementary grades."

    Nearly 2 dozen local dumbasses who allegedly don't know how to bother a friend

    21 DUI arrests at KCPD sobriety checkpoint

    Royals Management begin devious plan to shrink Kansas City



    Yesterday, the management of the Royals unveiled what the new Kauffman Stadium will look like after improvements are finished.

    Apparently, they're PLANNING TO SHRINK THE STADIUM along with all of the fans. After years of losing and silly hopes of a turnaround, reducing the physical stature of Royals fans won't be that difficult considering how much they've already been beaten down. HOWEVER, altering the scale of a stadium that seats tens of thousands was formerly thought to be only the fantasy of the most geeky science fiction nerds.

    Still, if the powers that be found a way to convince the folks of Jackson County to pay more than a BILLION over the years to finance a structure the hosts mainly JoCo and other suburbanite fans . . . Then altering the atomic composition of the Stadium is no big deal. And in the long run, it doesn't really make a difference given that we all know that the people in charge of the sports complex along with the Billionaire owners of the MLB are much bigger than us anyway.

    I can only hope they manage not to screw with the scoreboard, since it's generally considered one of the best in baseball.

    Just Cara beats the Hell out of Rep. Benjamin Hodge (R-Overland Park)

    I've rarely seen a politico taken apart so completely but Cara skewers this recent JoCo college grad like a woman on a mission. I've never heard of the guy before but I'm just going to go ahead and believe everything she writes. . . The blogosphere is beautiful.

    "What's MODOT's problem?"

    Complaints about local road conditions go on ad infinitum, very much like local road construction.

    Splendor in the . . .



    It is FAR TOO NICE OUTSIDE to waste time blogging.

    It's debatable whether or not you should be reading this blog anyway but it probably beats whatever menial task it is you're assigned to at work . . . However, there IS NO EXCUSE to waste time with this blog today if you live in the Kansas City area.

    For the love of God, go outside and take in this beautiful day.

    It's sunny, just the right amount of clouds and not too hot.

    Enjoy.

    Friday, August 24, 2007

    Even more Mexicans on the Westside



    Whenever "they" want to continue to justify gentrification on the Westside I continually hear people talk about how there aren't as many Latinos in the neighborhood as there used to be . . . It's a smarmy tactic and it's not true but it still comes up in the typical lame and pointless discussions of the future of "neighborhoods" in Kansas City. Sadly, a few members of the condo crowd always have trouble seeing outside their own gates.



    On a related note, as I was headed home I was pleasantly surprised to see an array of Mariachi Metal Sculptures stationed outside of Los Alamos Market on Summit. The do a wonderful job of reminding people about the true character of this artsy, diverse, urban and very awesome neighborhood.



    And the truth is, I don't mind condo dwellers as much as I let on . . . It's really empty condos and real estate speculators that I can't stand. Also, the accidental entertainment I get from hearing hipsters trying to pronounce the (nasty) word "Chicharones" and similar Mexican pig based cuisine makes me happy.

    Anyway, the point of all this is that you should stop by Los Alamos market, order something hard to pronounce from the counter in back of the store and then admire these neat metal sculptures in front of the place . . . Hopefully, they'll last a little while before the local vandals (or Visigoths) get to them.

    Alleged hooker serial killer Terry Blair and his lawyer want case dismissed because of reality show footage and lost evidence

    Crime Scene KC provides the details of the latest defense move in the Terry Blair case. It would be a shame if a camera crew screwed this case up but could provide ample warning for local authorities and public officals to STOP chasing celebrity status.

    Local Laser Loser



    Allegedly, a local dumbass finds a way to be even more obnoxious than those guys who took laser pointers to the movies 8 years ago . . . KSHB reports: "A Kansas City man is facings a string of charges for allegedly pointing a laser sighted weapon at Kansas City Police officers."

    Block continues to battle shareholder revolt

    A prominent Internet financial site calls a couple of H&R Block's latest moves some of the dumbest things on Wall Street this week.

    MISSOURI VIEWPOINTS

    Check out a pretty informative interview with Missouri State Rep. Jason Holsman . . . Mike Ferguson is a pretty great guy but I have to admit that I was tempted to turn off the video when I heard him say his program was dedicated to a "Civil and informed discussion" which is everything I despise. Still, Mike conducted a great interview and I look forward to more of these segments. Also, the intro made me feel smart and less ashamed of living in Missouri, so that's groundbreaking in and of itself.

    Probably the best thing you'll see at local AMC theaters

    IShane captures The Dyson Airblade in all it's glory . . . Frankly, it's much more captivating than what passes for summer movies these days.

    The Kansas City Trolley Barn neighborhood

    Take a stroll down memory lane and reminisce over one of KC's long gone districts with local blogger Lee.

    A call for Amnesty in Kansas City!!!



    Nope, it's not what you're thinking . . . This is not another long winded rant about the Latinos you despise.

    Instead, there is a very loud outcry in Kansas City to forgive fines related to the several cars towed because of the visit of President Bush.

    The KCPD claims that they gave proper warning BUT a great many car owners and people who were inconvenienced say that the rules are completely arbitrary and shouldn't be costing them so much money.

    Therefore I think the idea of The City Council granting an amnesty for these fines is a pretty good start to beginning the healing process.

    And I know what you're saying . . . THESE PEOPLE BROKE THE LAW!!! . . . But then again the "law" was decidedly unfair and didn't take into account the suffering and hardship that it created.

    So please support the KC Amnesty and tell your council person about it . . . Also, if you support this amnesty but still hate undocumented workers then you're a hypocrite and you're worse than Hitler.

    The future of the P&L District and the prospect of an oncoming recession



    Today, The Star reveals that Cordish Co. could lose $150 million if Power & Light District fails.

    And that's just a bit of the bad news about this seemingly doomed project.

    Buried at the bottom of the article was an even more informative piece of information which once again demonstrates that the Downtown Renaissance is excluding minorities:

    "Zed Smith, the company asset manager, said that at this point no minority- or women-owned businesses had been signed up for the project."

    On the bright side, it seems that they're finally thinking pro-actively about parking.

    Sadly, getting people to show up might be their biggest concern especially given that we may be moving closer to a recession. And in harsh economic times shopping is the last thing on the mind of folks looking to save money.

    Frankly, if you were writing a recipe for failure you'd have a hard time coming up with a plan as bad as Electric Avenue. From the dearth of local businesses to the unfortunate timing which will premiere the place during a moment when cash could be tight for most people . . . Things just don't look good for the prospects of the P&L District and it's far too late to pull the plug considering how much cash both Cordish and Kansas City have on the line.

    KCMO School District demonstrates how to hold an entire community hostage



    Here are the following reasons The Star reports that KC School Board will not call for an election to decide whether seven west Independence schools can jump to the Independence School District:

    • The law that supporters are using to seek the boundary change may not apply to the Kansas City or the Independence districts.

    • Even if the law applies, too many unanswered questions and unknown ramifications make it irresponsible to put the question on the Nov. 6 ballot.

    • The communities and school districts should try to collaborate on plans for the future of the schools rather than rush into a contentious election.

    Here's the most important reason why these Independence Schools should be allowed to leave:

    • The KCMO School District sucks and something drastic like this will shock everyone into possibly doing something besides the status quo in order to fix it.

    Superintendent Amato is one of the few people who has been willing to make substantial changes and word around the campfire is that he'll be gone in little more than a year if some School Board members have their way.

    There are so many reasons these schools should be allowed to go their own way, it would be redundant to keep repeating them . . . Still, I think it's telling that School Board President David Smith is thwarting Democracy, basically holding parents and their students hostage and ignoring the outcry of an entire community in order to preserve the status quo . . . Normally, students have to read their history books or turn on TV to see these kind of brutal tactics on display.

    Finally, I don't know if this analogy fits perfectly but I'm going to use it anyway: Allowing the Indy Schools to leave is akin to encouraging a beleaguered broad with an alcoholic husband to split. In the end it's the best idea for her AND it might help the dude dry out . . . Obviously, this move and the arrogant reasoning behind the decision reveal the the School Board is still drunk with power and really don't want to sober up anytime soon.

    Bush's Biscuit

    This is kind of an old story that I recently ran across about a local waitress and possible comebacks for the Prez. Here's what happened:

    When McWilliams brought it, Bush noted that it (the biscuit) wasn’t very big.

    “I told him, ‘This isn’t Texas, after all,’” McWilliams said.

    The story then offers a bunch of witty suggestions about what she could have said.

    Because I'm a crappy writer (I write poo-poo) all I could come up with is in response to Bush's biscuit remark: "Will you please do more to end the quagmire in Iraq that will ultimately cause thousands of more deaths before it's over and has nothing to do with the reasons you initially gave the American public as to why the war was necessary in the first place."

    But then again, I'm no good with dialog.

    Friday Morning Compilation



    Here's a whole lot of links that aren't half as interesting as the Sports Illustrated bikini models in Brazil.

  • More important than anything else in the news today . . . Wal-Mart doggie theft!!!

  • More info on Dennis Moore's opponent.

  • Show Me River Rage!!!

  • Dog gone ex-girlfriends always want to get you in trouble.

  • KCPD organizing Downtown watch . . . Apparently looking at homeless people scaring away all of the paying customers is going to be pretty good show and less expensive than anything at the Sprint Center.

  • The Streets in Kansas City are paved with . . . drugs.

  • Air Showoffs . . . Downtown Fly-by.

  • Teaching a lesson: Driver Shot In Front Of Liberty School

  • UMKC is "LGBT Friendly." However, when Black and Latino enrollment is concerned, not so much.

  • Sacrilege!!! Some sicko is desperate enough to steal Royals tickets, from Catholics no less.

  • We're all doing the best we can to forget Bob Stringfield.

  • Lack of voter registration availability is driving ACORN nuts!!! And they're gonna sue.

  • Students learn that SUVs always have the right of way.

  • Be sure to check out this post about local police checkpoints OR just stop driving drunk.

  • (old one) "The bus driver man, he (allegedly) gropes and he touches and scares students on buses. "

  • Charlie Parker was really a New Yorker and just happened to be born and raised in KC while NY was far more important to his career

  • They identified that woman found dead in Northeast

  • Here's a pretty decent article from The Call on violent crime and community response.

  • And just in case you're going out this weekend, here is some info from The EVENT DRIVER regarding local music shows.

  • KC's Billboard battle: Bigger than you think



    KC's efforts to fight billboards have really intensified over the past few months and they won't be losing steam any time soon.

    Recently, a KSHB story highlighted the efforts to move billboards out of Waldo.

    But it doesn't stop there . . . Check out Fight Bill Board Blight.org and see how these folks are organizing.

    Additionally, I have some pretty interesting info I'm hearing about the locals approaching this topic from a completely different angle . . . It's all pretty captivating and far more interesting than most of the messages advertised on billboards.

    Avoid human interaction all together

    The KC Biz Journal provides info regarding even more ways to avoid those pesky humans: Oak Park Mall launched a free service that lets consumers search for products available at the mall using the Internet or mobile phones.

    Consumers can search the mall's 600,000-product inventory by visiting the mall's Web site, the mall said in a release Thursday. Consumers can use the site to reserve products at stores in the mall.

    Also, as soon as they can figure out how to fit Mrs. Fields Cookies through a cable modem, there will be no excuse to leave the house.

    Story of a dead woman's body found in Northeast probably won't elicit as much outrage as the chopped up doggies in the same 'hood

    I've yet to see one blog post on the sad topic while local bloggers cried a river over anybody crass enough to take off a dog's leg . . . I'm sure the media notes the same reaction and that's why you get the news you deserve. Despite what local columnists think KC has taken a stand against violence on our streets . . . Sadly, it turns out the public cares more about dogs than dead people.

    Funky PR Efforts are no different than previous politicos

    With no formal power, a one day event hosting every most of the usual suspects associated with KCMO Schools seems to be a monumental waste of time and money . . . Something KC Schools do better than anybody else . . . Remember this is the same guy who fumbled over the school vouchers idea and the quickly had to retreat . . . It's without question that the Mayor has little experience or involvement with KCMO Schools and his "Education Summit" seems like nothing but a demonstration of his astounding ego.

    Maybe it's a good idea . . . You tell me.

    But what will it accomplish? Seems like just another local bull session where the Mayor can make an appearance can claim that he "cares" without actually changing anything. He did the same thing while posing in front of potholes during his campaign yet I haven't seen a single steel street cover removed . . . Which is why he got elected and has nothing to do with his will to PLAY PROFESSOR in front of the biggest crowd he can muster.

    Without any goals, without any verifiable results this silly "summit" seems to be nothing more than the same old kind of PR trick we've had from every Mayor on a variety of subjects.

    Also, I'm pretty sure the Mayor (or anybody else) will ignore the COMPLETE FAILURE of the KCMO School District to address the more than 50% dropout rate of Latino students attending KCMO Schools . . . In fact, whenever anybody raises this topic and points to the School District's nearly criminal negligence concerning this matter they are met with only doctored stats (which ignore the "disappearance" of hundreds of students from elementary and onto high school) and the same kind of pointless talk that the Mayor is going to celebrate.

    A new(ish) way for environmentalists to hang themselves



    I just found an interesting post about the Eco-Hanger, I had never heard of this thing but apparently it was introduced earlier this year. Props to J-Dub for the link.

    Sadly, the hanger is typical of the ingenuity of "green" advocates. While it isn't as harmful to the environment as wire hangers . . . It looks flimsy, it's more expensive to produce, it has to be "ad supported" in order to make it to stores catering to eco-nuts and it's made of recycled paper so that your closet will most likely be akin to a tinderbox if you put all of your clothes on these things.

    PETA Disappointment (other than their lives)

    The X-man actually went down to the event, took some photos and filed a great post with some complaints.

    The whole world is coming to an end

    Goth day at Disneyland 2007 pix. (It's not local but that link was too good to pass up)

    Kelli Croyle Divorce Watch: DAY ONE



    I'm going to follow this story to the gates of HELL.

    A quarterback as horrible as Brodie Croyle does not deserve to play in the NFL to have a wife as hot as Kelli.

    Brodie stank up the field last night, threw one more interception and showed off his weak arm and weaker leadership skills against the Saints last night.

    And obviously if the guy lied this much about his skills and abilities to the Chiefs then I'm sure he's not being honest with anybody.

    Therefore I think Kelli deserves better.

    There might even be a chance that she can stay in the basement of a blogger living with his mom!!! It would be a more honest existence that living a lie with a 3rd rate quarterback.

    And that's what women are into right? Women always choose honesty over millionaire quarterbacks. Right?

    Taxing

    The City Council promising to spend more money on blighted areas in KCMO by putting the renewal of 1-cent sales for KC capital improvements on Nov. 6 ballot . . . In JoCo, they want to renew a quarter-cent retail sales for public safety stuff like jails, building a juvenile detention and services campus, and construct a crime lab . . . But I think they're really just going to spend it on hair dye, emo music and the invisible force field that keeps it so nice over there . . . And keeps their grass looking greener.

    You probably won't know what's going on with the Paseo Bridge until it's done

    Apparently, input from the public is an expensive part of the process that would save money to cut out . . . Riiiight. Here's the important part from The Star: "The state is using a different process from how most Missouri highways are built, the answers won’t be known until the contract is awarded Nov. 14.

    The project calls for upgrading or replacing the 53-year-old Paseo Bridge and widening four miles of Interstates 29/35 from the Northland into the interstate loop around downtown.

    Missouri usually builds highways by designing the project, putting it out for public comment and then bidding it to a construction company. For the Paseo, the state is wrapping the construction and design into one $245 million contract."

    You'll have to wait to drop your kids off at the pool. Schlitterbahn won't open until 2009

    The waiting is the hardest part: Schlitterbahn Waterparks said Thursday that it would break ground Sept. 18 on its resort in western Wyandotte County, but the waterpark would open a year later than expected.

    The rains came



    The sky is all weird and purple right now as the clouds have come rolling in . . . Hopefully, the weather forecasts are right and we're getting a slight cool down with some rain.

    It's been as humid as a third world country lately . . . Which was appropriate when matched up with the spike in summer violence but still really didn't sit well with me.

    Thursday, August 23, 2007

    A little sunshine to start your day



    I'm putting this post up as the last thing for tonight so that all of you night owls, insomniacs and clinically depressed people can have something to look forward to if you make it to the morning.

    Be sure to listen to TKC on KMBZ's Morning News with EJ and Ellen at around 8:30 in the a.m.

    It will definitely be worth your while. It will give you courage to start the day and you might learn something . . . Or maybe not.

    Sleep well my sweeties.

    Dennis Moore drinks chardonnay and he's a member of a Congress with the lowest approval rating in 30 years



    Local blogger Emaw has a great post about an upcoming challenger to Dennis Moore. Even better, Emaw's comments on the post contain some pretty credible reporting that Dennis Moore drinks chardonnay - A truly an unforgivable practice . . . Men in the Midwest are only allowed to go so far as to drink Pinot Grigio but only if it's a lower Italian brand and then only if it is followed by sweet love making to some older chick with money. Maybe you might be able to get away with Chenin Blanc but only in a pinch and just because it makes the reactionary right wing mad given that the French have truly mastered this wine (along with the practice of surrender) and the long ago boycott of French products was utterly ridiculous and only served to prove the ill informed and unthinking support for the Iraq war in retrospect.

    Oh crap, I think I inadvertently learned too much about wine during a quick Google search . . . Now I have too "work it off" with no less than a case of malt liquor. My liver wishes you the best.

    Funky Football

    My favorite Chiefs blog (Arrowhead Pride) gets an exclusive interview with Mayor Funkhouser regarding sports and the Chiefs . . . It's a VERY interesting read. Check it out.

    "They both continue to hold their positions because the people who have the power to hold them accountable are willing to look the other way."

    Some great perspective on what President Bush and Chiefs President/GM Carl Peterson have in common according to a local blogger . . . By in large, I think the reaction to the President's visit was pretty negative as far as what I've read in KC's blogosphere. Still, I don't know if the comparison is 100% correct given that Bush did get rid of one of the world's most brutal dictators (that his daddy helped to prop up) whereas Peterson hasn't been able to deliver a single playoff victory.

    The President is more important than your car (or maybe not)

    I love Kansas City . . . President Bush draws a clear analogy to Vietnam and yet the biggest outcry in Kansas City has to do with people getting their cars towed related to the GW's visit . . . I guess we all have priorities and some faraway war where thousands of soldiers and tens of thousands of innocent civilians have lost their lives isn't as important as our rust bucket. I understand. KSHB brings the details: "Towed and ticketed, several people on the Country Club Plaza are griping about President Bush's visit to the metro. The problem was that the president's motorcade used Roanoke Parkway. As a result, so for security reasons, police made it an emergency no-parking zone and towed several cars overnight"

    A place for Van Patrick

    I have no idea why . . . But people in Kansas City are obsessed with this guy or at least the downward spiral of his career. Thankfully, things seem to be looking up for the dude considering: Former 710 KCMO talk radio personality Van Patrick is going to replace Jillian on KBEQ's morning program.

    Update: Check out more Van Patrick info on Bottom Line Communications.com WITH a photo of the dude fishing.

    See ya, Southmoreland!!

    Local blogger Mark Forsythe has some great insights into new developments in KC that look surprisingly similar to the same old (TIF) story during the Kay Barnes era . . . Hard to believe people think their votes will actually change anything. Check out Forsythe's informative post on the subject if you haven't already: Developers have Southmoreland Neighborhood in a TIF

    Choke on it Kansas City!!!



    I'd be remiss if I didn't mention a recent Pitch article that seeks to prove the unfounded assertion I've been making for months . . . Basically, that nobody knows the long term effects of the junk shot into the air during the ChemCentral fire:
    Howard Dunn, professor emeritus at the University of Southern Indiana and a retired chemist, became interested in the fire because his daughter was working in Kansas City at the time. Dunn studied the EPA documents. He says he was appalled that no one took wipe samples from areas the cloud passed over. "The long-term health effects — I don't think they can say anything with any certainty," Dunn says.
    Even worse, the article basically documents the fact that local officals were attempting to calm people down and claim there was no long term effect to exposure to the chemicals long before they had any information to back up their claims.
    But Dyer and the federal authorities had no proof to back up these claims. This is made clear in internal EPA and Kansas City Fire Department documents the Pitch obtained through requests for records.

    The EPA says lengthy testing after the fire shows that the smoke and debris weren't dangerous. But according to the hundreds of pages of reports and e-mails, officials told the public that everything was safe long before those results were in.
    Whenever I talk to people about this, they usually disagree with me vehemently in order to cling to their precious illusion of safety but time and time again disasters have proven that the people in charge may not always know what's going on and their chief concern is to keep you under control . . . Which is all well and good until you (or your babies) start growing a fin.

    Show Me another reason to avoid public altercations with strangers

    Agree or disagree, I'm going to make sure my car is in "Drive" the next time I insult somebody on the street: Missourians won't need sheriff's permit to buy a concealable gun

    Morrison gambles that he can carry conservative Kansans by continuing to flip flop all over the ideological spectrum

    That's why I don't care for fence jumpers . . . You can't count on them for anything . . . And if you can figure out where Attorney General Paul Morrison stands on any issue other than the forward momentum of his career than you're much smarter than I (impossible!) . . . Anyway, his latest move to thwart expanded gambling that most Kansas voters agreed on seems to be yet another way to make people forget that he's a Democrat and his party helped to push the thing through in order to make Wyandotte County nicer (heh).

    Update: As with most things I'm probably wrong about this post . . . Every so often the people who write comments in this blog are actually right about a thing or two when they aren't telling me to kill myself. Damn!!!

    For that I salute them and offer this KC Biz Journal link that does a better job in explaining the story: Gov. Kathleen Sebelius had suggested in May that a lawsuit would help settle the question; Morrison reviewed the statute and agreed, the release said.

    P.S. - Your comments and e-mails always very often make this blog better. Thanks!!!

    The "Kansas City quote" from Bush yesterday continues to make waves

    A lot of Vietnamese folks recently attacked the logic of the claims that President Bush made in Kansas City yesterday, pointing out that a longer stay in Vietnam would have only met more lives lost.
    President Bush touched a nerve among Vietnamese when he invoked the Vietnam War in a speech warning that death and chaos will envelop Iraq if U.S. troops leave too quickly.

    People in Vietnam, where opposition to the U.S.-led invasion of Iraq is strong, said Thursday that Bush drew the wrong conclusions from the long, bloody Southeast Asian conflict.

    "Doesn't he realize that if the U.S. had stayed in Vietnam longer, they would have killed more people?" said Vu Huy Trieu of Hanoi, a veteran of the communist forces that fought American troops in Vietnam. "Nobody regrets that the Vietnam War wasn't prolonged except Bush."
    I was a little miffed that the local media didn't make a bigger deal about this as well . . . Too bad that if you're cordial with people in this cowtown you can pull almost any kind of stunt or talk an amazing amount of unsubstantiated crap without question.

    Save the 'Stache!



    Venkman over at KC Talk points out the most pressing issue affecting Democracy in Kansas City!!!
    The 2008 election year is fast approaching and we need a man that can cover it without bias and with a high level of journalistic integrity. This man needs to be experienced, dedicated, and passionate about politics. This man also needs a kick-ass mustache. Micheal Mahoney used to have the best 'stache in the business..but for some reason he shaved it a couple years back.

    We need to let Micheal know that he should be proud of his mustache and should grow it back immediately.
    There is already a petition where you can let your voice be heard.Truly, if Kansas City is going to get the election and political coverage we deserve than Mahoney MUST GROW BACK THE 'STACHE!!!

    This is not some hipster affectation. This is THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE! I urge you to help secure the most important aspect of Democracy in Kansas City. Our future hangs in the balance.

    Funky Favors: Tit for Tat



    Once again the Mayor has made a mess of his political appointments . . . He very well may be the worst politician in Kansas City's modern history.

    I have know I idea what the dude owes Ed Wolf but not only is the guy pulling down a quarter million bucks a year, now Wolf's son is getting a pretty big favor as well. Also, while Mayor Funky has always stated that his 1st priority is to get along with the City Council (which has voted him down at every opportunity) what could be depicted as a payoff appointment to 3rd District at-large Councilwoman Melba Curls by hiring her daughter seems like another blunder and one more example that the Funky Bunch just doesn't understand that politics has just as much to do with appearances as it does with the Mayor's good intentions that have nearly been forgotten in the face of one PR blunder after the next.
    Mayor Mark Funkhouser’s decision to appoint his chief of staff’s son and a councilwoman’s daughter to volunteer boards is once again raising questions from some community leaders.

    Funkhouser this week submitted a resolution for City Council approval that appoints George Wolf III, son of chief of staff Ed Wolf, to the Port Authority. He also submitted a resolution appointing Monica Curls, daughter of 3rd District at-large Councilwoman Melba Curls, to the Human Rights Commission.
    So far, when he hasn't engaged in outright nepotism by placing his family in prominent places at City Hall . . . His major appointments have been to cronies, folks who campaigned for him and now the relatives of his staff. And for all the Mayor's talk about bringing "new voices and perspectives" to City Hall, his appointments seem like the same old patronage that Kansas City has endured with one politico after the next.

    NAKED PETA PEEPS ON THE PLAZA!!!



    Reportedly, the PETA people are slated to protest the Burberry store again at high noon. They claim they're gonna be naked and spattered with fake blood and I can only hope they're shipping in broads without the extra 30lbs for which KC chicks are notorious.

    Kansas City, Mo - Wearing nothing but spatters of fake blood and body paint that mimics Burberry's signature pattern and holding posters that read, "When Plaid Goes Bad," sultry PETA beauties will protest outside a Burberry store in Kansas City tomorrow. Other PETA members will hand out leaflets and show PETA's fur-farm expose--narrated by world-famous fashion designer Stella McCartney--to let shoppers know how countless animals suffer and die to become part of a Burberry coat.

    Date: Thursday, August 23
    Time: 12 noon
    Place: Outside Burberry, 444 Nichols Rd.


    If you're in the neighborhood and the chicks are over 18 (21 preferably) be sure to send me a photo!!! NO FATTIES.

    If not I'll probably just steal whatever safe shot the news throws up.

    Still, I was thinking that the temperatures are going to be pretty steamy at the noon hour so you may wanna bring a nose clip in order to avoid some nasty vaginal flora . . . It's hit and miss as to how clean hippie chicks keep it.

    Gross. I know.

    Also, I hope they don't allow dudes to strip down because that's gross and not anywhere near as persuasive as liberal, naked ladies who are in the process of making bad decisions.

    Finally, because they're white, affluent and support a "nice" cause I'm sure nothing is going to happen to these folks as far as the law is concerned yet if I dropped trou in middle of the Plaza in order to protest the exorbitant price of a slice of pizza I'm sure I'd get hauled away forthwith. TKC wants equality or at least the right to not have to wear these uncomfortable pants all the time . . . I guess I'll just have to deal. Still, if naked white broads can't take their clothes off to protest whatever it is that's wrong with Burberry (other than the prices) . . . Then the terrorists have won.

    Mayor Funky set to climb aboard sinking ship (other than his own tenure so far)

    Mayor Funkhouser calls for education summit . . . I'm pretty sure this is his stubbornness and/or arrogance showing up again as both Cleaver and Barnes were wise to steer clear of this issue and only participate when it came to fun and meaningless press conferences . . . Put simply, this issue is a loser and there's no way to come out of involvement with the KCMO School District looking good . . . That is, unless you're moving out for the grasp of the KC School District forever like the folks in Independence.

    Suburbanites will never stop being afraid (of minorities) in Kansas City

    Yael Abouhalkah lets on with his typical cheerleading today but sadly leaves out the one reason why suburbanites don't want anything to do with KCMO: minorities. It's the same problem with the MSM . . . They use code words like "urban" or "crime" when they really mean minorities.

    The premise of his column was equally misinformed. He talks about perceptions of corruption and uses Kathryn Shields as an example as to why a regional light rail plan has yet to get off the ground but it's common knowledge that the JoCo folks don't want KC having easy access (heh) to their community through mass transit because that would mean they would have to step up their rampant racial profiling efforts when the reciprocal traffic headed their way.

    Abouhalkah's silly thinking completely neglects the racial covenants which founded the greater part of JoCo . . . Read some of the background info on King of Kings county if you don't believe me. In the long run it's just childish to expect so many years of history to evaporate because KC has went into hock in order to attract the monied crowd across the State Line. There are reasons for the dividing lines in the KC Metro area and they represent a very cold and cruel reality. Coincidentally, you may not believe this but all of these factors are why I respect white people who have stayed in KC proper just a little bit more than their JoCo counterparts. Really, in light of KC's horrible schools, crime and streets the white people who have stuck with this town instead of scurrying toward the Golden Ghetto deserve to be commended if not for their stubbornness then at least for their awesome mullets.

    And as far as the "distrust" of KC when JoCo folks are concerned . . . I'm pretty sure it goes both ways as so many folks around here probably resent them as they enjoy their new stadiums paid for by the suckers in Jackson County or as they buy scalped tickets in order to watch Elton John and then speed back home . . . And I'm sure that many KC folks appreciate the JoCo cash but also realize that our neighbors are a parasitic community that doesn't have decency to kick in for the expensive attractions KC has gambled on . . . Really, when you think about it practically and add up sales taxes . . . Illegal immigrants have most likely committed more to this town than folks from JoCo . . . Just a thought.

    Boring South Metro Connector story

    Something about wasting money on a stretch of road that will make your shopping trips 5 minutes quick . . . From the Star: Transportation officals are considering a route that bypasses 239 acres of park property that the county bought for $4.5 million within the past four years.

    The new route would link Johnson and Cass counties roughly along 175th Street between U.S. 69 in Overland Park and Holmes Road in Missouri.

    Indy secession one step closer to success

    Sadly, KCMO school kids probably wouldn't get the reference and that's just one reason why the split isn't completely unjustified. The Star reports: "Election officials on Wednesday certified petitions to transfer seven Kansas City School District schools into the Independence district, potentially advancing the issue to the voting booth — and the courts.

    The Jackson County Board of Election Commissioners validated signatures on petitions submitted earlier this week, keeping the process moving toward a Nov. 6 election."

    A dog's life: Far more important than minorities killed by illegal guns



    So, just as I suspected, the story of two dogs having one of their hind legs chopped off on separate occasions is getting A LOT of attention . . . Unfortunately, so many people couldn't care less about all of the homicides in this city but once a dog is hurt many of these same folks cry to the heavens and actually jump off their couch in order to help. I hate you PETA, I really hate you.

    Anyway, here's the latest scary headline from the The Star that is such an obvious example of sensationalism I almost thought that I wrote it.

    A serial dog mutilator may be loose in KC

    Yeah, never mind about the rising homicides in this town. It's the doggie murderers that we have to look out for . . . And here's the part where I hope and pray that the person who is responsible is not a Latino or even worse an illegal immigrant. However, the odds are completely up in the air given that the Northeast part of Kansas City is one of the most diverse sections of this town.

    Still, I have my suspicions and I'm putting my money on the prospect of a Mexican being behind the whole deal not only because the act is horribly cruel and spooky but also because I can already hear talk show hosts arguing that every Latino in Kansas City needs to be deported in order to save the puppies. I know, I know . . . I shouldn't stereotype Mexican culture as cruel and spooky but if you ever had the story of La Llorona told to you before bedtime . . You'd know what I'm talking about . . . Still, I'd be more than happy if my crackpot theory about Asian cuisine turned out to be true if only because I don't like to see food go to waste.

    Blue Blog reacts to Jay Nixon losing a job



    These abortion cases can get so complicated . . . It makes me want to walk around wearing a condom all the time, which I do quite often because it makes me feel safe and prepared.

    Here's the story from the KC Blue Blog:
    MO Health Dept. Director Using Personal Politics to Funnel Your Tax Dollars to Extremist Right Wing Legal Fund . . . We at the Blue Blog urge every pro-taxpayer blog (which should be every blog in the state) to demand that the MO Department of Health Director Jane Drummond keep her political alliances out of her job on behalf of the state (which pays her salary) and use taxpayer dollars responsibly towards hiring a tax payer paid, public defendant to defend the state in this case. Not a get rich, partisan, hate group.
    It gets worse from there and you're going to have to read it for yourself in order to understand the situation but suffice it to say Missouri State politics makes you sometimes wish you were never born.

    Finally, here's the latest headline I could find regarding the case: Nixon declines to bow out as lawyer in Planned Parenthood case

    Wednesday, August 22, 2007

    New on the blogroll: Holland's Comet

    He calls himself: "Sir Rant-A-Lot" . . . Check out this Raytown blogger. He's pretty consistent and seems to know quite a lot about stadiums, sports and music. All things considered, a pretty great read.

    Giving it up



    Jenna Jameson is removing her boobs and getting out of the porn game. Nothing seems to matter anymore.

    I guess I'll have to find my "inspiration" somewhere else.

    Here are a few more local links I'm reading most of which for some strange reason involve the word "Former":

  • Fmr. Employee Sues Arthur Bryant's For Sexual Harassment

  • Former Deputy Faces Sex Crime Charges

  • Former Woodlands GM Charged With Felonies

  • Police: Man Shot In Struggle With Officer
  • Competent compilation

    A great batch of weird stuff found on the net from Nightmare.

    Local blogger forgot about the bus

    It's sad to see such a great local blogger losing all of his critical thinking ability just because of the prospect of shiny trains . . . Poor dude, I get the same way when big, booty blondes come into play . . . Anyway, local blogger Toellner tells us that voting for light rail is a great way to save on transportation costs (and pass them onto the rest of the taxpayers) . . . He even offers proof from a magazine article serving a demographic of affluent, stock holders . . . Sadly, what his silly, little diatribe forgets is that if folks really wanted to save on car costs . . . They WOULD TAKE THE BUS. But they don't . . . In fact all I see is empty buses and this horrible light rail plan actually takes money away from the KCATA and the people who are brave enough to ride it . . . So you might want to head over to the guy's blog and tell him that his efforts to hold KC hostage with Clay Chastain based on incomplete facts and horrible planning is immoral in light of this City's real priorities i.e. making Westport safe for more casual sex hookups.

    The Mayor's blog on the topic of illegal guns

    TKC has been noting that fighting illegal guns (along with people who shouldn't have access to firearms) is the best way to combat crime in Kansas City . . . I've pushed the KC Gun experiment and now the Mayor's blog offers some other resources . . . I'm not sure but this might be the first time the guy has talked in just a little bit of detail about the subject which sadly only ranks #7 on his list of priorities . . . And while I like to slam Mayor Funkhouser on just about any and every topic . . . I hope, pray, beg that he can provide any kind of leadership on this subject and I realize that this issue might be too important to joke around about . . . Whereas my line of hip-hop clothing with prefabricated bullet holes is open for discussion.

    Seriously though . . . This is a subject where KC needs leadership (not another "study") and I don't care if it comes from the KCPD, The City Council or the Mayor . . . Getting illegal guns off the street will definitely make KC safer and will most likely lead to fewer gun related homicides . . . And hopefully fewer homicides all together given that stabbing someone to death takes an awful lot of effort.

    I'm gonna guess this is what the end of civilization looks like: Grill robbery in KC



    Why, oh why do people wear these stupid things in their teeth? It's sad because the best sign that you have a lot of cash is if your teeth are straight and white like chiclets.

    Anyway, this story about a robbery of a store selling grills in KC is pretty good:
    A man and woman have been charged in connection with a robbery where sets of gold teeth were stolen and an employ was injured.

    According to court documents, the pair is alleged to have entered a store at 5309 Bannister that sells gold teeth, or "grills," and stole over $700 in cash from the register along with three sets of gold teeth valued at $3,000.

    Authorities said during the robbery, Proctor is alleged to have shot the store employee in the back.
    On the bright side, I guess the whole grill phenomenon is a lot brighter than the gold rope chains that were all the rage when I was a kid . . . Now, if you're not going to rob the store which sells this kind of nonsense directly, you'll have to touch some guy's nasty dental work in order to rob of him of his "hood" social status.

    Schlozman gone. Shields free?

    My home girl Kathryn outlasted the dude who had it out for her. So when are they going to drop the case?

    Bush's Kansas City quote: Maybe the Vietnam analogy wasn't the best idea



    Other than blocking traffic and making downtown nearly impassable this morning President Bush topped off his time in Kansas City with one of the worst quotes about the war in Iraq I've ever heard.
    President George Bush sought to buy more time for his Iraq "surge" strategy today by making a risky comparison with the bloodshed and chaos that followed the US pullout from Vietnam.

    Making it clear he will resist Congressional pressure next month for an early withdrawal, he signalled US troops will be in Iraq as long as he is president and said the consequences of leaving "without getting the job done would be devastating".

    Mr Bush's speech came on the day that the US suffered one of its highest daily death tolls since the 2003 invasion, with 14 troops killed when a Black Hawk helicopter crashed.
    Talk about bad timing . . . Too bad Kansas City had to the place where it is basically revealed that the same strategy is in place in Iraq that eventually lead to a retreat in Vietnam oh so many years ago. Really, I just don't understand why the guy would make that comparison unless he's subliminally trying to tell people that this quagmire is going to be long, drawn out, cost far too many lives and end with Vietnamization "building up the Iraqi army" failing in an embarrassment and disaster.

    Tastes (not so) great: Troost lake beer beating

    Homeless dude involved in beer brawl featuring aluminum bats . . . Crime Scene KC has even more horrible details.

    Blame Bush for your bad morning

    I know I wasn't the only one who had to wait in traffic this morning because of the Prez visiting the last remaining people on the planet who agree with his policy . . . Nice to see Chimpo putting his two cents on Executive privilege . . . Also, is downtown construction every going to be finished? Will it ever stop looking like a maze?

    Nearly getting your car stolen in KC

    Car theft stories always interest me . . . Call it flashbacks . . . Local blogger Cubicle gangsta relays a pretty good tale about how here ride nearly went bye-bye.

    Better bloggers

    I've been busy today but I was looking forward to seeing the blogger meetup report. Happy to see that it even included some lesbian subtext. You bloggers are awesome, even if I don't care to meet you. Emaw is getting really great at these recaps. Finally, it's always nice to find new blogs . . . Looking forward to reading: Erin in the real world . . . And feel like a dolt that I didn't see it first.

    Filegirl has a pretty awesome recap as well and I found yet another great blog that I'll be checking out in the future: My Spiderweb.

    The fact that dogs have juicy, succulent and tasty hind legs is not news



    Last week Tess Koppelman was the first reporter to break the news of authorities discovering a six month old puppy with its leg cut off.

    Well now it turns out that yet another dog recently turned up minus one hind leg and it looks as if it was cut off in the exact same fashion. It seems that we have a pattern.
    Two dogs with severed legs have recently been found in the Northeast Kansas City.

    A 2-year-old male Rottweiler was found on Tuesday with his rear right leg severed. The dog is now under care at Raytown Animal Hospital.

    Several days earlier, a female puppy, called Misty, was found with a severed back leg.

    Veterinarian Dr. Heath Rose said he believes both injuries were intentional.
    Apparently both of the puppies were found in or around Northeast Kansas City before they were taken to the vet. It seems that their injuries were "caused by an ax or something similarly heavy and sharp." Here is Koppelman's follow-up as well - Strangely, she reports that the owner of the first mutilated animal was arrested and is now facing deportation even though he didn't have any connection to the doggie amputation . . . And this reminds me that only animal rights activists would put the interests of a mutt before the ability of a human being to eat, work and pursue the American Dream. But I digress . . .

    So before we jump to any conclusions . . . Let's just take a moment to analyze this story.

    Second only to Mexicans, there are a lot of Southeast Asian (Viet Cong) people in the Northeast Area and as malicious as these doggie injuries seem to American eyes they may only be the work of a sloppy butcher or some such. I know that the active imagination of so many people jumps to images of animal torture and how people who participate in that kind of activity are (supposedly) more likely to hurt other humans. But there is a distinct possibility that the most widely accepted scenario is not the case and the only crime here is somebody playing with their food. Think about it . . . Back in the day (a mere 50 years ago) a great many Kansas City families used to cut off the heads of chickens and fry up the remaining bird when somebody had a picnic planned . . . I'm sure that more than a couple of times those birds ran out of pocket and wound up in a neighbors lawn.

    And before you decry folks who may or may not eat dog lets remember that condemning someone based solely on their cultural practices, beliefs or dietary traditions makes you a racist, ethnocentric, dirtbag and nearly as bad as Hitler.

    I'm reminded of an informative and brilliant article published by Slate years ago on the topic of Asian people who eat dogs.
    Dogs are eaten in parts of East and Southeast Asia. The South Korean dog meat industry reportedly involves about 1 million dogs, 6,000 restaurants, and 10 percent of the population . . . The value of an animal depends on how you treat it. If you befriend it, it's a friend. If you raise it for food, it's food. This relativism is more dangerous than the absolutism of vegetarians or even of thoughtful carnivores. You can abstain from meat because you believe that the mental capacity of animals is too close to that of humans. You can eat meat because you believe that it isn't. Either way, you're using a fixed standard. But if you refuse to eat only the meat of "companion" animals—chewing bacon, for example, while telling Koreans that they can't stew Dalmatians—you're saying that the morality of killing depends on habit or even whim.
    Put simply, there is more than a hint of cultural supremacy revealed by those who would view these diced doggies as something inherently catastrophic. Sure, leaving an animal (used for food) half dead might be irresponsible but it's not much worse than picking out your favorite lobster at a seafood place with a nice big tank or picking out a steak based on its lineage which is an increasingly popular way to order at posh East coast eateries. Also, I swear I've seen sushi jump off somebody's plate at one time or another. All of these aspects of more widely accepted American cuisine make the prospect of eating a nice steaming bowl of boshitan (dog soup) just a little bit more appetizing. Also, did you know that in some parts of Africa dog meat is used as an aphrodisiac or a hearty food that some folks think helps to fend off disease . . . And given that the Bush administration is pushing abstinence education over there, I bet folks put more faith in a diet heavy in dog meat than they do in condoms.

    So let's not cast stones at other cultures or rush to judgment. Kansas City was pretty much a place founded to kill and cut up animals . . . It seems culturally insensitive to unequivocally decry the same actions in the modern era or condemn other cultures that may share a different view of what we consider humane treatment toward animals without at least asking them for an explanation.

    Tuesday, August 21, 2007

    Surprising: Obama shows some guts in KC

    The last time Obama was here it was nothing but a cocktail party as the press handled him with kid gloves. However, telling a crowd something they DON'T want to hear takes guts and it's nice to see the guy has stepped his game up given Hillary's seemingly unstoppable move to give the next election to the Republicans. From Reuters: Sen. Barack Obama on Tuesday told U.S. military veterans who largely back the war in Iraq that he is committed to pulling the troops out -- something his Democratic presidential rival, Sen. Hillary Clinton, played down when she spoke to the group earlier.

    A slew of South KC Crime

    So what else is new?

    Subprime slows KC housing permits

    Truly things are tough all over . . . The Biz Journal reports: The number of home-construction permits issued in the Kansas City area in July decreased 31 percent compared with last year, the Home Builders Association of Greater Kansas City said Tuesday.

    Show Me bloggers turning corruption money into cash for charities



    Bloggers accomplish something without booty photos and completely unrelated to video games? Surely not.

    Well, in fact it happened as two KC blogs helped to put the spoils of a recent Missouri corruption scandal into more deserving hands.

    Check out this latest communique from the good folks over at The KC Blue Blog:
    After the KC Blue Blog reported that felon Republican State Representative Nathan Cooper (R-Cape Girardeau) was sending his $65,000 to "Friends of the 158th" which had the exact same treasurer, Victor Gunn; we became the first in the state demand that the felon Republican dirty money should be sent to charity and not to a pseudo campaign committee. Shortly after, Stephen Bough at the Blog CCP, helped raise the pressure in demanding the same.

    Well folks, we became victorious in our fight to eliminate dirty money from a Republican attempt to buy the votes of those in Cape Girardeau's 158th District and in other close races statewide.

    It has been announced that the $65,000 dollars will be sent to charity instead of the "Friends of the 158th".
    What I find interesting about the CCP post is that it claims that Cooper is set to roll over on some people which is interesting given that I wondered if the "Stop Snitching" movement has spread to white guys as well. I guess not.

    TKC's living conditions improve!!!



    There is nothing worse than a leaky toilet.

    However, after only two hours a crying and one hour of trying to figure out the directions for a Fill Valve Kit in French . . . I am now the proud owner user of a fully functional basement toilet. I think this might lead to me being in a better mood. But I doubt it.

    In any event, I'm glad the thing is fixed because the bucket was getting old.

    Forsythe blogs light rail

    All right, here is the one white guy associated with KC light rail that I won't ever throw racial epithets toward. If you've followed KC blogs over the last year, you might remember that Mark Forsythe was the only candidate for City Council who made an honest effort to participate in the blogosphere . . . And now I'm pretty anxious to read what he's going to write over at KC Light Rail.com where hopefully he will relay some of the details of his involvement with the the Citizens Task Force on Light Rail. Be sure to bookmark it . . . Because it's probably the only first person account of all this train talk that wont' be vetted through PR people.

    Decomposing bodies make equals of us all. However, the one found on the Eastside today was probably a Black person

    Channel 9 reports that Police are investigating after a badly decomposed body was found inside a house in the 2400 block of East 42nd Street Tuesday morning. Last time I checked the homicide count was somewhere in the 60's and rising nearly as fast as the temperatures.

    Lovable Larry Johnson agrees to six more years of late season disappointments



    KSHB reports that "King Pink" (ugh) was back at camp today and has agreed in principle to six more seasons with the Chiefs.
    NBC Action Sports has learned that Chiefs running back Larry Johnson has agreed in principle to terms of a six-year deal with the team.

    A source close to the team told NBC Action Sports that Johnson was at practice Tuesday morning greeting his teammates with high-fives.

    No word yet on the financial terms of the agreement.
    Obviously, Johnson didn't get the kind of money he was looking for given that he's going back to the Chiefs without even as much as a serious rumor that he was headed any place else. Last I heard from the contract negotiations was that KC stopped returning his calls with the number got toward 17 mil . . . So obviously, Johnson decided that he's going to end his career in Kansas City given that running backs who are forced to carry the ball (heh) as much as LJ don't last very long. Too bad the guy had to grab ankle for the Chiefs on this deal . . . On the bright side, rumor has it that it's not a position with which he is unaccustomed.

    P.S. The 45 Million Dollar number they're reporting is a fantasy.

    Powerful KC Black guy behind Hillary. Sessy!!!

    Former KC Mayor/Current U.S. Rep. Emanuel Cleaver endorses Hillary Clinton for president

    Jesus, you magnificent bastard!!!

    Here is why blogs are better than message boards: The folks over at KC Talk are engaged in a pretty intense religious debate over a guitar playing Jesus and the typical blasphemy that comes from the Brits. Internet forums are a team effort but some people are ball hogs (nullus) and in the long run bloggers only have to worry about the odd liable lawsuit or The Pitch/Star outing them . . . Both of which are unlikely because blogging attracts people without deep pockets. Hat tip to KC Talk's newest heathen Lee.

    Only tacitly racist liars support KC light rail



    You know, photos can be deceiving. Yesterday the most important news on the Internets was a thorough discussion of Kimberly Stewart's ass and the sad fact that most broads over 27 shouldn't be wearing bikinis in public and might actually want to cultivate their personality given the horrible ravages of time on a woman's behind once she approaches 30. Heh, women with personality . . . That cracks me up. I guess I really am hilarious.

    Anyway, just like light rail in Kansas City, Rod Stewart's 28 year-old daughter Kimberly's ass is horribly deceptive. In some shots she looks halfway decent whereas upon closer inspection her backside is probably one of the most hideous sights known to mankind this side of Baghdad.



    I believe that similar deception is involved in selling a light rail plan to the public.

    The details of this plan are already well known. It involves gondolas. And, like nearly every white person in Kansas City, Clay Chastain completely ignores the Eastside of Kansas City in his grand scheme. Finally, the plan is foolish because it costs so much more than the estimates put forth.

    Recently, I was listening to KMBZ when I heard Mike Shanin talking some typically uninformed smack about how Chastain has been the "impetus" (nullus) for change in Kansas City starting with his equally bonehead plan back in the day for Union Station. Normally, I try to respect KC broadcasters in the twilight of their career but I can only hope this kind of twisted logic isn't the early onset of dementia. If Clay Chastain should get credit for Union Station and the so-called "Downtown Renaissance" then every time I complain about the Royals . . . I am directly responsible for all of their wins. Now where's my check?

    The fact is that Clay Chastain is Kansas City's curse and living proof of white, male privilege given that if any other demographic than his (older, white dude with a little bit of coin and big mouth) was to speak out on any subject with as much ill informed as preposterous ideas, they would be categorically slapped down by every media outlet. Go ahead, try and tell me I'm wrong and I'll direct you to radio, TV and cable and we'll see that nearly every talk show host is an older, white dude with a lot of dumbass opinions.

    Anyway . . . Speaking of deceptive tactics, KC's construction cheerleaders are back to promoting viewpoints that KC doesn't really support.

    Recently, a one liner in Hearne Christopher's column claimed that a recent poll showed light rail has "overwhelming" support from people in KC. Now I understand why Christopher went with this . . . It sparks discussion.

    Sadly, bloggers bought the tidbit hook, line and sinker without examining the source.

    And I understand the rhetorical tactic to believe polls that pretty much prove nothing (I think the right wing is still trying to prove we're winning in Iraq with a few Fox polls and less footage of all the dead bodies over there) but the blogosphere is supposed to examine controversial topics and offer something as paltry as a link in an attempt to prove a point. Sadly, there was no such luck when we're talking about the pet project of construction cheerleaders.

    Recently, local blogger Tollner gushes at the utterly non-existent prospect of KC endorsing light rail twice. Look closely, there's no link to the poll he's so excited about . . . At least BlogKC mentions the Chastain column but the guy who runs that site is pretty smart and naturally wanted to shy away from the fact that the poll in question is even in doubt from its creators.

    And it's one of those worthless Channel 5 polls.

    It even came with a disclaimer which is pretty hilarious if you believe this is the reason why KC should spend BILLIONS of dollars to support the fantasies of people who want to turn this town into their own personal train station:
    Caution: There are several reasons to interpret these results with caution. 1: It is not clear there will be a re-vote on light rail. 2: If there is a re-vote on light rail, it is unclear when the vote would be. 3: In November 2006, light rail passed 54% to 46%. When SurveyUSA asks today's likely voters how they voted back in 2006, 67% today say they voted Yes in 2006 (up from the 54% who actually did). 20% today say they voted against light rail in 2006 (down from the 46% who actually did). While there is always some re-remembering when voters are asked how they voted in past elections -- with voters commonly remembering that they had voted for the winning side or winning candidate -- the delta is large enough in this case that those on the "keep light rail" side should be cautious in relying too heavily of today's 43-point margin of victory. In an actual re-vote, once forces opposed to rail gain voice, the re-vote could be closer. Filtering: 1,300 Kansas City MO adults were interviewed by SurveyUSA 08/12/07 through 08/14/07. Of them, 1,174 were registered to vote. Of them, 562 were identified by SurveyUSA as likely to participate in a re-vote on light rail, should such a ballot measure be put anew before KCMO residents. Only the 562 likely voters were asked how they would vote today on light rail.
    Riiiiight. Channel 5 is usually a punching bag for bloggers but now they're the reason this town should sink even further into debt.

    What's even more disheartening to note is that so many of these light rail cheerleaders are the same people who supported Mayor Funkhouser. And while it's funny that he is alienating them, what's more important is that people who supported Funkhouser but advocate for light rail are pretty much admitting their racism. Mayor Funky was supposed to be the fiscally conservative candidate obsessed with infrastructure and on this issue he has (commendably) stuck to his guns. YET, those people who supported Funkhouser but want KC to sink its last dime into light rail are basically saying that wasteful, big ticket items and big spending without any proven benefit is just fine . . . As long as a Black guy isn't in charge of it.

    Personally, I blame these people for every Eastside death that's glossed over in the media. Truly, they are worse than Hitler and their endorsement of light rail along with betraying their own principles typifies the hypocrisy and tacit racism of so called "progressives." Put simply, they want to have their cake, eat it too and make sure no minorities are invited to the party.

    However, the only real truth regarding a Kansas City election is that the majority of people in this town will be completely uninterested. Having the election in February bodes well for whatever side has the most fanatics on board to brave the cold weather. The light rail supporters very well might come away with another W. But what does that really prove? For my money, it says that people who support this plan don't really care about Kansas City, give only lip service to talk of infrastructure repairs, want to once again cut the Eastside and most minorities out of every aspect of KC development while sticking this city with even more debt.

    As for me, I don't care if there is another plan in place to vote against Clay Chastain. Some things are worth doing in and of themselves like walking or dating white women . . . It's only devious supporters of light rail who need to be deceptive about sketchy data which offers them hope or the real motivations behind their designs for Kansas City.

    A word from "The Forces of Evil"

    Kevin Collison conducts a great interview with former KC TIF commission member Peter Yelorda.
    This is not how someone who’s devoted nine years to reinvigorating Kansas City should depart — stung with rhetorical buckshot after a shotgun rant about “forces of evil.”
    The article is interesting because it provides some insight into the early days of the so-called "Downtown Renaissance" and once again notes the hard feelings that Mayor Funkhouser has created in the opening months of his administration by insulting people with whom he disagreed on their way out of the door.

    A (D) Nutty way to build cooperation?



    I didn't get a chance to weigh in on this yesterday but a recent KC headline deserves at least a quick mention on this blog. By now you've heard of the arrests at the funeral of Deandre "D-Nutty" Clay.
    Nine people were arrested over the weekend after the funeral of an alleged gang member.

    KMBC reported that three of the nine were charged.
    As always Crime Scene KC had even more details with a quickness but the point here is that (on the face of it) this tactic seems a bit "insensitive" to say the least. Let me get all my qualifiers out of the way: I'm not against arresting criminals, I know that additional security may have been called for at this funeral, I'm not defending gangsters nor am I noting that police don't need to arrest people with warrants.

    But I know how word travels in this town and what some law enforcement officals might be burdened with is the perception that the KCPD doesn't respect the funeral rites and religious ceremonies of a predominantly Black group of mourners. Note that 6 of the people who were arrested weren't charged with anything at all. How are they going to feel about getting hauled in on the day of a funeral? How would you feel? What kind of message does that send?

    And this shouldn't be a topic related to political correctness but rather a discussion of the best ways to build cooperation in a community in which police have complained that they can't get any help. I just wonder if busting up funerals or hauling people in shortly thereafter is the best way to reach out to any community.

    And on this topic I don't really have an opinion but I think the question deserves a bit of consideration.

    Kansas City Shooting Scene

    A pretty great article from The Call describes the aftermath of one of the many local shootings while Crime Scene KC reveals the motive of a man who admits to shooting at the KCPD: When asked why he fired at police, Walker suggested that he was making a statement.

    “Because I know I’m going back (to prison) and I’m going with a bang,” he said.

    Liberty Memorial puts on what is probably the best promotion in the history of any KC museum: World War I in Popular Film



    Okay, I've written time and time again about how the WWI museum at Liberty Memorial is a big loser despite the smiling crowds from JoCo and one of the many financial drains on this city . . . HOWEVER, a recent promotion they've come up with is pure genius.
    The University of Missouri-Kansas City and The National World War I Museum are co-sponsoring a 12-session course examining how World War I has been portrayed in popular film and culture from the early 20th century to the present. The public is invited to explore this topic for free as more than 100 seats have been set aside each week in the J. C. Nichols Auditorium at The National World War I Museum at Liberty Memorial.

    The course, taught by Professors Tom Poe and Dennis Merrill on Thursday nights beginning August 30, will draw on disciplines of Communication Studies and History. Classes will begin at 6 p.m.
    Now I don't know when or if they plan to sceen and maybe discuss Paths of Glory but if I can find out I'll have to go outdoors and lurk somewhere in the crowd.

    By the way, if you haven't had the seen Tom Poe speak in the public about movies this is probably a once in a life time opportunity without having to pay the exorbitant tuition at UMKC or the bypass the admission process that seemingly keeps local minorities at the institution to a minimum. The guy is a brilliant Film Studies theorist and scholar and putting him to work on behalf of the museum is a rare stroke of genius for KC institution that has often been hampered by bad financial decisions.

    The law only appeals to you when it's working against the people you don't like

    Crime Scene KC posts this glorious headline that should put a lot of you "law and order" types on edge concerning your simplistic understanding of how a society works: KS appeals court: Illegal immigrants aren't necessarily criminals . . . Of course this decision could take years of legal wrangling to sort out and by then maybe the many towns in Kansas (like Wichita and KCK) that are turning predominately Hispanic might have some new questions. On other hand . . . Over the past few years (from what I've seen) it hasn't been laws or even crackdown efforts that have stemmed the tide of immigration but it's been mostly the rampant anti-immigrant sentiment that has been documented in keeping more Mexicans at home then usual or at least making them feel even more uncomfortable as people with almost no legal recourse in this society . . . Not that I care much, but what I've seen is that this this same backlash works against Latinos who are citizens as well and that's usually where discriminatory laws and hate groups that hassle Latinos become completely unacceptable and simply part of the legacy of racism that continues to haunt the U.S . . .

    Money for the old courthouse to go condo

    Did anybody really think the Funkhouser Administration would bring the era of TIFs and other tax giveaways to an end? Here's the latest headline from the KC Business Journal regarding luxury real estate developers in KC getting yet another break: The Missouri Housing Development Commission on Friday approved $1.1 million of federal low-income credits and $700,000 of state low-income credits.

    The credits will go to The Alexander Co. of Madison, Wis., to help finance the now-vacant (former U.S. Courthouse at 811 Grand Blvd. in downtown Kansas City) building's conversion into housing. The project cost is estimated at $34.5 million.

    Independence plan to steal away from KCMO School District is 10k strong



    It's not that I don't think that there is a racial aspect to seven Independence schools wanting out of the clutches of the KCMO School Board . . . I'm sure there is for some folks but the overwhelming reason is simply that KC Schools really suck and the districts are so dissimilar that there is no point they should share the same name/administration/or anything really.

    Also, you don't need much of an excuse to bail out of a sinking ship, burning building, disaster site or whatever other analogy you need to use. The KC School Board seems to be giving Superintendent Amato problems for wanting to shake things up just a little bit so obviously anyone who wants something besides the status quo is in for a fight . . . Additionally, the folks in Independence have never really wanted to be a part of the district and holding the education of their kids captive just doesn't seem right.
    On Monday, the group presented nearly 10,000 signatures aimed at getting voter approval for a takeover.

    The schools are currently run by the Kansas City School District but are physically within the city of Independence, and supporters want to change the district boundaries.
    In the long run, it's not a disaster for the KC School District but an opportunity to truly gauge what they're doing wrong and the one or two things they have right rather than relying on a few schools to offset the real educational needs of their demographic. In other words, it's important to know how bad things really are when it comes to KC Schools without the Independence students skewing the stats.

    Finally, this whole post and headline was just and excuse to link to a smooth 1980 hit by Robbie Dupree. Yeah, my taste in music is embarrassing.

    Civil service isn't easy in KC

    Is it me or does this summer seem a whole lot more dangerous for people in charge of public safety? Here's a typical headline from this season: SUV Hits, Injures 3 Firefighters On I-435

    Because boobies are important



    I've rather have my eyes gouged out than have to sit through Stardust but on the other hand I've always had a "thing" for British actresses . . . I guess the proper sounding accent makes everything I'm thinking even more depraved. To wit, here is the most important news of the day as a British tabloid publishes some pretty nice photos of 25 year-old Brit actress Sienna Miller topless.

    And wile this post is completely unrelated to this town, this kind of thing makes the heat returning to KC not seem so bad. Also, the shots are somewhat spectacular even if there is much less than a handful to enjoy.

    Badump-bump-bump! Be sure to tip your waitresses.

    Ethnic Enrichment Festival photos

    The event was pretty well covered but if you want some stills Present Magazine probably has the best shots. Here are links to Part 1 and Part 2 . . . My only disappointment was that the Jewish folks changed the "Tall Israeli Lemonade" to a Large Israeli beverage . . . Somebody must have let them in on the joke before I was able to get a photo for my files. Damn it! I never win. On the bright side, I've heard that it was the most successful turnout this festival has ever had.

    Branson Battles Meth

    I recently read a great first person account of the Meth problems being confronted in Taney County. The Branson blog turned in an amazing post that should challenge every one of your misconceptions about this nation's drug problems being confined to the urban core or among minorities/illegal immigrants/whatever demographic you dislike the most. Let's face it, if Andy Williams and his fans have to contend with this problem . . . Then it's everywhere and it's not getting any better.

    Aliens drive junk



    It looks like both illegal aliens and the aliens from outerspace drive crap according to this widely circulating video on Youtube featuring what is probably either a movie promotion or some ground breaking realistic 3D graphics. The well timed gasp is the first cue it's a hoax.

    I was just thinking that some alien sightings around KC would be in order considering our oh-so-modern-Sprint Center that will look out of date in about 4 years.

    Anyway, the clip is convincing in only the sense that the space aliens have a lot in common with Mexicans given that everyone is scared of them and they drive stuff from the 70's. The "spacecraft" in this video look like rusty old version of the Millennium Falcon . . . And I'm guessing since it belongs to an alien it probably doesn't have insurance.

    Why the VFW convention doesn't matter



    I think I linked it earlier but for the most part I'm ignoring the VFW convention in Kansas City this week.

    Why?

    Because it's not important.

    There have been some inconsequential speeches and a few platitudes given to care for the great many disabled veterans returning from Iraq but for the most part the KC VFW convention seems completely skewed to the last remaining factions who support the war in Iraq as Hillary's pandering speech seemed to point out by catering to this small, yet vocal crowd.

    Yet I always thought the image and political representation offered up by KC's VFW didn't acknowledge the diversity of viewpoints held by a disparate group simply lumped together with the term: veterans.

    For instance, there's little talk of the significant contingent of Iraqi vets who oppose the war and even those calling on soldiers to refuse to fight.

    But for the most part, just like everything else, Kansas City works in stereotypes and this image of a group of vets untied in their support of the war just doesn't exist in reality.

    The fact is that veterans do vote in record numbers, they are the only people who have to deal with the horrible realities of the decision to take this country to war BUT THEY DON'T all vote the same way . . . Even if naive presidential candidates want to cater to the group in KC as if they did.

    "The value of human life has gone down the toilet."

    RDM has a great reaction to the Vick doggie conviction. It's wonderfully written and deserves your attention if you haven't seen it already. Very quickly, RDM is becoming one of this town's better bloggers . . . It's not easy but it happens pretty quickly when you have something to say. (and publish a full RSS feed)

    The Mayor doesn't look like anybody special



    Funkhouser loves these kind of stories and the media loves reporting the humble pose put on by the Mayor: Apparently, the Mayor had to pay a parking meter yesterday (wow!) and some security guard almost gave him the boot at the VFW convention. Reportedly, this story was all Mayor Funky could talk about for the rest of the day . . . Sadly, this morning I was a little disappointed to see that somebody, anybody at the Star didn't ask the dude about the home loan story which a great many of you seemed interested in . . . Bleh. The overwritten PR pieces about how KC's Mayor looks like a bum but neglecting to note that the dude lives in a house valued at nearly a half million bucks just seems like old news and election PR at best . . . It's pretend leadership and a realization that if he even spoke to the topic of crime it might make a difference but he continually seems more concerned with cultivating his image. This is different from Country Club Kay only because it speaks to a slightly different demographic that I hope is smart enough to see through the whole facade.

    All of the important news is on the Internets



    My favorite Lawrence blog brings the money headline that every blogger needs to link: "Dwarf’s penis gets stuck to vacuum cleaner"

    Sometimes the power of the Internets hurts.

    Monday, August 20, 2007

    TKC Question of the Day: Is Mayor Funky good with his personal finances?



    Pictured above is Sports Illustrated Model Molly Sims wearing a thirty million dollar bikini . . . Now anybody with half a brain knows that's a waste of money but in these strange economic times who's to judge?

    Not me, I live in my parent's basement and my personal finances consist of money I win playing online poker and the pittance people want to pay freelance writers. Therefore, I'm not one to cast stones when it comes to what people do with their cash (I use mine for Chinese food) but I do find the information provided by this AWESOME TKC TIPSTER to be pretty amazing:
    The Mayor & his wife have refinanced their house 14 different times since 1996.

    He has a first mortgage of $356,000 plus a second mortgage of $89,000 for total debt on the house of $445,000. The house is financed through RCB Mortgage out of Houston , but he has borrowed from big banks from all over the country. He has a lien on his 1993 Toyota too…

    Go to: http://records.co.jackson.mo.us/ - click on the link to search official public records, then search under grantor for "Funkhouser, Mark” and then 4 pages of various deed of trusts will show up on Funkhouser for his house.
    Obviously, nothing illegal or unsavory going on here at all, this is nothing like the follies of Kathryn Shields or Saundra McFadden-Weaver have had with their mortgage troubles but what this info does is completely erode the media devised image of Mayor Funkhouser as some financial genius who stands for fiscal responsibility above all.

    In fact, there are probably a lot of you out there who've been able to hold down your meager jobs without partaking in these crazy home lending schemes that are rampant and have managed to seriously threaten the future of this nation's economy. God Bless you all, that white man's burden must be heavy.

    Anyway, this little factoid is important because it's part of deconstructing the dangerous myth of Funk's humble nature and mastery of all things financial that is still put forth by a few writers at The Star and still seems to be the marching orders of CJ Janovy at The Pitch. I don't know deal with any of these loans but they seem pretty fast, loose and high flying which is a departure from everything the media reports. Obviously, the dude isn't a poster boy for how you should handle your green and if Mayor Funky and his family are treating City Hall like it's their "Front Porch" then maybe their finances are indicative of what's in store for Kansas City. I hope not but at least this info is more telling than the PR put forth by his cronies.

    Rounding up poor, brown people in front of their churches probably isn't the most inspiring tactic in the long run



    So, the biggest news of this morning seems to be the story of an illegal immigrant who took refuge in a Chicago church for a year to avoid being separated from her U.S.-born son and has been subsequently deported to Mexico . . . And if you agree with this kind of cruel and divisive action then you're probably not going to be convinced by anything I write . . . However, the talk which promotes this kind of thing reveals that ultimately anti-immigrant forces are doomed. Why? Well, in the long run most people just don't support snatching folks up in front of their houses of worship and sending them away . . . Rejecting someone who is desperately searching for sanctuary. In a word, it just seems Un-American. And to say that enforcing the borders/laws/screwed up immigration codes this way is representative of Republican thinking is unfair . . . This kind of action and the people who would promote it aren't Republicans, they're reactionaries. Maybe McCain doesn't stand a chance to be President but just as Reagan did with everything, there is an opportunity to approach the "problem" of immigration with optimism rather than the fear and intolerance that most anti-immigrant forces fall into . . . Consider this: There are more Latino voters than ever and they're having more babies but the "line in the sand" rhetoric spouted by the anti-Latino crowd simply ignores a "demographic of one of America's largest business-minded, faith-based, culturally-conservative entities."

    Really, if you're not hard line against everything Latino then you might want to read Los Republicanos by Leslie Sanchez.

    As for rounding brown people up in front of church and the mental midgets like Krazy Kris Kobach who would probably support this kind of thing along with other similarly reactionary measures the best thing to do is let them spout their nonsense unabated and see how their positions are continually ruled unconstitutional, how they turn off less reactionary allies and ultimately lose one election after the next.

    If you really look at something like this in a historical context, there are now clear parallels between the struggle for immigrant rights and the Civil Rights movement even if a great many Black people reject the comparison.

    More importantly, dragging some poor woman away in front of a church just looks bad. In the end, it's hard to inspire a real crackdown on religious people instead of violent criminals along with efforts to depict a community of MILLIONS as if they were all some kind of invading horde rather than the OVERWHELMING MAJORITY who are every bit as willing to contribute to this country and economy as anyone else.

    In KC, there's an effort to connect the efforts of immigrant rights advocates to a conspiracy among Unions, "La Raza" and the Democrats but the people who spout this kind of garbage only reveal they don't know anything about KC's Latino Community or groups like "The Sons and Daughters of Immigrants" who are primarily comprised of congregations of Churches and other religious organizations.

    With every clumsy attempt by the anti-immigrant crowd to steer away from any talk of Comprehensive Immigration Reform and only promote strong-arm tactics . . . They only make their cause seem like an anti-Latino vendetta and a crackdown on people of faith as they celebrate the hardships of one or a few folks being deported while MILLIONS more attempt to make a life in the midst a populace that has seemingly forgotten its immigrant roots.