TKC Model of the Moment: Blonde Babe

If you're like me, and God help you if you are, then you probably have never been to a club called "Blonde" on the Plaza.

However, you might have noticed skanks walking toward the Eastside of the Plaza that look too bulimic and tarty to be eating at Jack Stack on a Saturday Night. Well, my dear camper, those bitches are headed toward club Blonde and that's why their boobs are on display and their face has enough paint on it to put a smile on the face of Earl Scheib in his present condition.

It was this just this weekend that I had to endure a gaggle of big booby broads blocking off the road while prancing down street in front of my beat up car as they wore high heels and school girl outfits in order to lure the most eligible middle managers in Kansas City - A town so blessedly small that local d-bags still can get some play even if they don't quite make 6 figures but still have a good line of B.S. and a nice car.

But I digress . . . The point here is that the former face of club Blonde deserves a lot of credit for helping create the image that so many suckers have fallen for . . . God knows she's probably not getting residuals. That's why KC area (Leawood) model Ashley Chenault deserves your recognition.



In the beginning she was the face and bod that sold the myth that in turn sold so many $9 beers. She has also done a ton of other work in KC, here's a brief sample from the profile of the 23 year-old babe:

A promotional model for Sidney Frank Importing Co. I represent brands such as Jagermeister, Michael Collins whiskey, Corazon tequila, and Tommy Bahama rum. I have done local commercials for several companies in Kansas City, Mo, such as “Oopsy Daisy” and “Oasis Salon and Spa.” I have also done advertising for the cocktail lounge “Blonde.”

Anyway, funny thing is Ms. Chenault is now pregnant and TKC not only wishes her the best of luck with her new baby but also with returning to the local modeling scene after a brief hiatus . . . Time and again we've heard from lazy women of the devastation that pregnancy can wreak on a woman's body but that's probably nothing more than a myth like Sasquatch, PMS and the G-spot.

And I bet she'll be back on her feet in no time but I guess I just found her profile poignant now considering that as a pregnant broad and a broke Latino . . . Neither one of us could get into Blonde at this point.