TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY CHIEFS QB PATRICK MAHOMES & BRITTANY MATTHEWS REBUKED BY BRIT TABLOID AS BIDDING WAR OVER 'LOVE CHILD' BABY PIX FIZZLES FOR LACK OF INTEREST!!!
Across the pond newfound doubt emerges regarding the celebrity status of Super Bowl loser Kansas City Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes and his someday bride-to-be Brittany Matthews. Apparently, the king & queen of this cowtown don't command an international audience.
To be fair, despite big game defeat, Patrick Mahomes has garnered respect from his celebrity colleagues.
Hip-hop super star Drake also included a reference to Patrick Mahomes in a recent freestyle.
Still, as always, the Brits are harder to impress.
Here's the word and a gossipy tidbit sent our way off-the-record, on the QT and very hush-hush . . .
BRIT TABLOID DEBUNKS CELEBRITY STATUS OF MAHOMES & MATTHEWS!!! SNARKY LIMEY SEYZ: "THEY'RE LOSERS FROM THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE,WHO CARES ABOUT THEIR LOVE CHILD???" AS SIX FIGURE ASK FOR BABY PIX & INTERVIEW PROVES TOO RICH!!!
Ouch.
Just as we thought Brit tabloids were getting nicer, here's explanation from behind the scenes . . .
"Their acolytes brazenly demand mid-six-figures for a pictorial and that's simply unfeasible for European readership. Honestly, the interest isn't there after the embarrassing Super Bowl flop. It's unfortunate because we have found a growing audience for American sporting life and this would have been a grand opportunity. But not at that cost. A victory would have facilitated further talks or a non-exclusive deal but we'd rather allocate those resources for a footballer who has a greater global reach. Your question about the bidding war deserves some consideration because the process thus far has been simply ridiculous . . . Merely sending this reply because you give us a laugh from time to time and you're assumption has proven correct . . . The entitlement of their "people" was distasteful and it's not something we wish to pursue. They can call us again if Mr. Mahomes wins the Super Bowl next go round."
And so . . .
As bids are drying up behind the scenes we notice baby momma Brit teasing her social media influence with cute fashion shots of baby clothes for People magazine.
Nevertheless, like all of Kansas City post-COVID, the power couple might have to live with lower expectations.
Developing . . .
You can't lose the super bowl by 20 points and expect people not to think twice about your celebrity!
ReplyDelete^^^
DeleteBut you also can't go through life accomplishing NOTHING and put your nose in other people's affairs. Get your own life, stop worrying about others.
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DeleteGive that a rest, if Mahomes and Matthews didn't want people all up in their kool-aid they wouldn't do so many celebrity endorsements and constantly seek attention online.
They are celebrities and they profit handsomely from their fame.
King and queen of Kansas City? I think not.
ReplyDeleteHey, he did win the Super Bowl. And he will win more with the Chiefs.
ReplyDeleteWho cares about what a tabloid thinks, Mahomes is much better than that.
GO CHIEFS!
off-the-record, on the QT and very hush-hush
ReplyDeleteI've read enough of this nonsense over the years from Tony and can assure y'all this is totally made up.
4:35: +1000, but I'm amazed anyone cares, let alone the British.
ReplyDeletePeople magazine has the rights.
ReplyDeleteThere wasn't much of a "war" nice exaggeration TKC.
Although I will agree that there probably wasn't much of a demand after the Super Bowl blowout.
Think about it.
It's about time that someone said it.
ReplyDeleteNO MORE MAHOMES.
ReplyDeleteHe has been exposed as a fraud by Tom Brady.
Trade him and and build a better o-line. That's what really wins games!
Why spend another 20 years waiting for lightening to strike twice?
ReplyDeleteHa Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Told you. No one cares and that baby is a meal ticket. BTW did I hear Mahomes won't marry her until next year? Hey Brittany what does that tell ya?
Ugly couple. Trashy.
ReplyDeleteMahomes fatigue
ReplyDeletefor the sake of KC, I hope that mahomes proves everybody wrong next year.
ReplyDeleteI love the chiefs and don't care about the haters.
If we win the super bowl next season that will be a slap in the face of all those who doubted.
One and done.
ReplyDeleteThey won't even make the playoffs this year.
ReplyDeleteTime someone told those two trailer trash queens the real facts.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, nobody gives a rats ass about a bastard child.
Bandit, one and done after 50 years ain't bad if that's all. New rope syndrome.
ReplyDeleteFuckin haters, sad lonely bottom feeders you are.
ReplyDelete^^ No unlike you many of us have lives and don't waste them on jocks and their trashy women who are over paid to throw a fucking ball around.
ReplyDeleteBritnaynay is a puta!
ReplyDeleteThe Mayor Lucas curse continues.
ReplyDeleteWill we be getting full frontal?
ReplyDeleteIt is illegal to place trash in the streets. Fine them!
ReplyDeleteThose pics might've been worth some money if he didn't flop so badly in the superbowl. His performance was God awful and the Chiefs have him locked into that big contract. Yikes.
ReplyDelete^^^ 4 :35 in the Idiot dome. But yet you do that every day. Keep saving the world on your I phone. Success is just a dream away.
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