Saturday, March 06, 2021

TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY CHIEFS QB PATRICK MAHOMES & BRITTANY MATTHEWS REBUKED BY BRIT TABLOID AS BIDDING WAR OVER 'LOVE CHILD' BABY PIX FIZZLES FOR LACK OF INTEREST!!!

Across the pond newfound doubt emerges regarding the celebrity status of Super Bowl loser Kansas City Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes and his someday bride-to-be Brittany Matthews. Apparently, the king & queen of this cowtown don't command an international audience. 

To be fair, despite big game defeat, Patrick Mahomes has garnered respect from his celebrity colleagues. 

Basketball kingpin LeBron James sent a shout out to the local QB as they both champion the BLM movement. 

Hip-hop super star Drake also included a reference to Patrick Mahomes in a recent freestyle. 

Still, as always, the Brits are harder to impress. 

Here's the word and a gossipy tidbit sent our way off-the-record, on the QT and very hush-hush . . .

BRIT TABLOID DEBUNKS CELEBRITY STATUS OF MAHOMES & MATTHEWS!!! SNARKY LIMEY SEYZ: "THEY'RE LOSERS FROM THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE,WHO CARES ABOUT THEIR LOVE CHILD???" AS SIX FIGURE ASK FOR BABY PIX & INTERVIEW PROVES TOO RICH!!!

Ouch. 

Just as we thought Brit tabloids were getting nicer, here's explanation from behind the scenes . . .

"Their acolytes brazenly demand mid-six-figures for a pictorial and that's simply unfeasible for European readership. Honestly, the interest isn't there after the embarrassing Super Bowl flop. It's unfortunate because we have found a growing audience for American sporting life and this would have been a grand opportunity. But not at that cost. A victory would have facilitated further talks or a non-exclusive deal but we'd rather allocate those resources for a footballer who has a greater global reach. Your question about the bidding war deserves some consideration because the process thus far has been simply ridiculous . . . Merely sending this reply because you give us a laugh from time to time and you're assumption has proven correct . . . The entitlement of their "people" was distasteful and it's not something we wish to pursue. They can call us again if Mr. Mahomes wins the Super Bowl next go round." 

And so . . .

As bids are drying up behind the scenes we notice baby momma Brit teasing her social media influence with cute fashion shots of baby clothes for People magazine

Nevertheless, like all of Kansas City post-COVID, the power couple might have to live with lower expectations. 

Developing . . . 

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

You can't lose the super bowl by 20 points and expect people not to think twice about your celebrity!

Anonymous said...

^^^

But you also can't go through life accomplishing NOTHING and put your nose in other people's affairs. Get your own life, stop worrying about others.

Ren said...

^^

Give that a rest, if Mahomes and Matthews didn't want people all up in their kool-aid they wouldn't do so many celebrity endorsements and constantly seek attention online.

They are celebrities and they profit handsomely from their fame.

Anonymous said...

King and queen of Kansas City? I think not.

Gobi said...

Hey, he did win the Super Bowl. And he will win more with the Chiefs.

Who cares about what a tabloid thinks, Mahomes is much better than that.

GO CHIEFS!

Anonymous said...

off-the-record, on the QT and very hush-hush

I've read enough of this nonsense over the years from Tony and can assure y'all this is totally made up.

Anonymous said...

4:35: +1000, but I'm amazed anyone cares, let alone the British.

Cgc said...

People magazine has the rights.

There wasn't much of a "war" nice exaggeration TKC.

Although I will agree that there probably wasn't much of a demand after the Super Bowl blowout.

Think about it.

Bandit said...

It's about time that someone said it.

Anonymous said...

NO MORE MAHOMES.

He has been exposed as a fraud by Tom Brady.

Trade him and and build a better o-line. That's what really wins games!

Why spend another 20 years waiting for lightening to strike twice?

Anonymous said...


Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Told you. No one cares and that baby is a meal ticket. BTW did I hear Mahomes won't marry her until next year? Hey Brittany what does that tell ya?

Bri said...

Ugly couple. Trashy.

Bandit said...

Mahomes fatigue

Anonymous said...

for the sake of KC, I hope that mahomes proves everybody wrong next year.

I love the chiefs and don't care about the haters.

If we win the super bowl next season that will be a slap in the face of all those who doubted.

Bandit said...

One and done.

Anonymous said...

They won't even make the playoffs this year.

The Bitter Truth said...

Time someone told those two trailer trash queens the real facts.

Honestly, nobody gives a rats ass about a bastard child.

Anonymous said...

Disgusting

Anonymous said...

Bandit, one and done after 50 years ain't bad if that's all. New rope syndrome.

Anonymous said...

Fuckin haters, sad lonely bottom feeders you are.

Anonymous said...

^^ No unlike you many of us have lives and don't waste them on jocks and their trashy women who are over paid to throw a fucking ball around.

Anonymous said...

Britnaynay is a puta!

Anonymous said...

The Mayor Lucas curse continues.

Anonymous said...

Will we be getting full frontal?

Bandit said...

It is illegal to place trash in the streets. Fine them!

Anonymous said...

Those pics might've been worth some money if he didn't flop so badly in the superbowl. His performance was God awful and the Chiefs have him locked into that big contract. Yikes.

Anonymous said...

^^^ 4 :35 in the Idiot dome. But yet you do that every day. Keep saving the world on your I phone. Success is just a dream away.