CLUMSY KANSAS CITY PARKING LOT SPIDERMAN CAPTURED!!!

The INCELS on Reddit were making a big deal about this minor event and clickbaiting their users with active shooter fear. The facts were far less impressive as one of many locals vandalizing downtown was simply trying to avoid capture. Thankfully he FAILED in every respect.

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Suspect in critical condition after jumping from parking garage to elude police at 9th and Main

KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) --- A suspect is in critical condition but alive after jumping from a downtown parking garage to escape police. It happened at a parking garage near 9th and Main Street in the Kansas City Library District.

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  1. Baker will charge the officers for causing the suspect to jump and injure himself, after being chased by rogue cops.

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  2. the kansas city library district!
    Never heard of it.

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  3. The dude jumped from the sixth floor and lived! How fucking crazy is that!

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  4. the new catman

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  5. Damn ain't nothing in this shitheel town worth getting yourself all busted up like that.

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  6. Maybe, now, he'll find a new hobby.

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  7. Sure, like living the rest of his days with free medical from the Gov't.

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  8. 12:23 AM

    He's in critical condition which I would consider barely living at best.
    That mistake has costly circumstances for him. sad

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  9. Stupid is as stupid does.

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  10. Gotta wonder what that f@@ker was thinking on the way down?

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  11. Damn it Darwin should have won that one!

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  12. "Oh Shit!", "Whoosh", "Bam!", "Splat!"

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  13. Dead man falling lol. I always tell those cunts who call my cell phone all day to go out to their parking garage and take a swan dive. Little phone terrorists.......

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  14. 1-816-777-7777

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  15. Hahaha, Brown and Crouppen

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  16. Thoughts and prayers.

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  17. Guy sounds like a real wienie.

    Starsky and Hutch could leap off ten story parking garages and apprehend a criminal without even wearing a jockstrap.

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  18. ^^Who's Starsky and Hutch paw paw?

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  19. earlier sexier version of cardi b and the stallion

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  20. 8:03 disrespecting huggy bear

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  21. Ashe passed the fourth floor, he was heard to say
    "OK so far!"

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