Sunday, March 28, 2021

CLUMSY KANSAS CITY PARKING LOT SPIDERMAN CAPTURED!!!

The INCELS on Reddit were making a big deal about this minor event and clickbaiting their users with active shooter fear. The facts were far less impressive as one of many locals vandalizing downtown was simply trying to avoid capture. Thankfully he FAILED in every respect.

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Suspect in critical condition after jumping from parking garage to elude police at 9th and Main

KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) --- A suspect is in critical condition but alive after jumping from a downtown parking garage to escape police. It happened at a parking garage near 9th and Main Street in the Kansas City Library District.

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Baker will charge the officers for causing the suspect to jump and injure himself, after being chased by rogue cops.

Anonymous said...

the kansas city library district!
Never heard of it.

Anonymous said...

The dude jumped from the sixth floor and lived! How fucking crazy is that!

Anonymous said...

the new catman

Anonymous said...

Damn ain't nothing in this shitheel town worth getting yourself all busted up like that.

Anonymous said...

Maybe, now, he'll find a new hobby.

Anonymous said...

Sure, like living the rest of his days with free medical from the Gov't.

Anonymous said...

12:23 AM

He's in critical condition which I would consider barely living at best.
That mistake has costly circumstances for him. sad

Unknown said...

Stupid is as stupid does.

Anonymous said...

Gotta wonder what that f@@ker was thinking on the way down?

Anonymous said...

Damn it Darwin should have won that one!

Anonymous said...

"Oh Shit!", "Whoosh", "Bam!", "Splat!"

Anonymous said...

Dead man falling lol. I always tell those cunts who call my cell phone all day to go out to their parking garage and take a swan dive. Little phone terrorists.......

Anonymous said...

1-816-777-7777

Anonymous said...

Hahaha, Brown and Crouppen

Clayton Bigsby said...

Just like Byron

Clayton Bigsby said...

Just like Byron

Anonymous said...

Thoughts and prayers.

Anonymous said...

Guy sounds like a real wienie.

Starsky and Hutch could leap off ten story parking garages and apprehend a criminal without even wearing a jockstrap.

Anonymous said...

^^Who's Starsky and Hutch paw paw?

Anonymous said...

earlier sexier version of cardi b and the stallion

Anonymous said...

8:03 disrespecting huggy bear

Anonymous said...

Ashe passed the fourth floor, he was heard to say
"OK so far!"