The INCELS on Reddit were making a big deal about this minor event and clickbaiting their users with active shooter fear. The facts were far less impressive as one of many locals vandalizing downtown was simply trying to avoid capture. Thankfully he FAILED in every respect.
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Suspect in critical condition after jumping from parking garage to elude police at 9th and Main
KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) --- A suspect is in critical condition but alive after jumping from a downtown parking garage to escape police. It happened at a parking garage near 9th and Main Street in the Kansas City Library District.
Baker will charge the officers for causing the suspect to jump and injure himself, after being chased by rogue cops.
ReplyDeletethe kansas city library district!
ReplyDeleteNever heard of it.
The dude jumped from the sixth floor and lived! How fucking crazy is that!
ReplyDeletethe new catman
ReplyDeleteDamn ain't nothing in this shitheel town worth getting yourself all busted up like that.
ReplyDeleteMaybe, now, he'll find a new hobby.
ReplyDeleteSure, like living the rest of his days with free medical from the Gov't.
ReplyDeleteJust like Byron
DeleteJust like Byron
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ReplyDeleteHe's in critical condition which I would consider barely living at best.
That mistake has costly circumstances for him. sad
Stupid is as stupid does.
ReplyDeleteGotta wonder what that f@@ker was thinking on the way down?
ReplyDeleteDamn it Darwin should have won that one!
ReplyDelete"Oh Shit!", "Whoosh", "Bam!", "Splat!"
ReplyDeleteDead man falling lol. I always tell those cunts who call my cell phone all day to go out to their parking garage and take a swan dive. Little phone terrorists.......
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ReplyDeleteHahaha, Brown and Crouppen
ReplyDeleteThoughts and prayers.
ReplyDeleteGuy sounds like a real wienie.
ReplyDeleteStarsky and Hutch could leap off ten story parking garages and apprehend a criminal without even wearing a jockstrap.
^^Who's Starsky and Hutch paw paw?
ReplyDeleteearlier sexier version of cardi b and the stallion
ReplyDelete8:03 disrespecting huggy bear
ReplyDeleteAshe passed the fourth floor, he was heard to say
ReplyDelete"OK so far!"