KANSAS CITY HEALTH HONCHO DR. REX ARCHER DECLARES: THANKSGIVING CAN WAIT UNTIL NEXT YEAR!!!

Politicos and medical experts are cautiously, gently and patiently urging people to rethink their Thanksgiving plans for 2020 as COVID-19 continues to rage out of control.

However, Kansas City's top doc isn't leaving any room for ambiguity.

To wit . . .

IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS, DR. REX PRESCRIBES A PAUSE ON THANKSGIVING!!!

Here's his advice via tweet . . .

"The best way to show gratitude during Thanksgiving is to not spread COVID to guests. You can get together for Thanksgiving in 2021."

As always, to be fair, the blunt declaration provides a welcomed respite from locals tiptoeing around the tough call for families.  

After a fluff editorial published earlier today, Mayor Q offers more of a cryptic tweet threat rather than clear cut message:

"The question is not whether #COVID19 will impact you, but when—and how much?"

Still, both city hall leaders seem to be on the same page when it comes to postponing a traditional Thanksgiving get together.

And so, given that turkey day shouldn't inspire partisan rancor but will likely lead to more than a few interesting theories and pronouncements . . .

We ask our beloved blog community . . . 

WILL TKC READERS TAKE THE ADVICE OF MAYOR Q & DR. REX AND CANCEL THANKSGIVING 2020?!?!

You decide . .  .

Comments

  1. Way too kind here Tk, you're actually assuming that people who read this blog are invited anywhere. Unlikely.

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  2. Stovetop CHUD microwave dinner thanksgiving can continue as usual.

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  3. Rex has volunteered to be this year's turkey.

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  4. My mother is old. She mat not have till next year. I am not going to forget this, you arrogant pieces of shit

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  5. We have canceled Thanksgiving. We suggest that you do the same.

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    1. You have obeyed. You have complied. You are easy to control with fear.

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  6. I'm inviting chuck, Stupor Dave, Retread Rocker and Bandit to my Superspreader Thanksgiving Celebration! I've got it bad! You'll all be greeted with a big kiss and a swig from my bottle of beer.

    And I'll have done the world a huge favor.

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    1. But the liberal mayor of Chicago had a big street fest in Biden's honor and that was ok!!

      Please, please, shut the fuck up.

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  7. Please shut it all down until spring 2021. You will save so many lives.

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  8. ^^^ don’t worry, China flu joe will shut the world down once he realizes he’s a senator again! Hahahahaha!

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  9. FUCK THE FAKE FAT DR REX!

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  10. Does Dr. Rex wear a mask when he deepthroats Lucas?

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  11. Will Joe live through his first term?

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  12. Dr. Rex loves little boys!

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  13. Those of that don’t live in Kansas City don’t really care what your government tells you to do
    But we do laugh at the fact that some idiot thinks he has the power to tell people that a holiday is cancelled and totally perplexed that those same people actually thinks it’s good to be ordered around
    There truly are two America’s; one that lives in soviet style cities and those that live in the land of free thinkers
    My God, Kansas City, for once have same manhood and tell archer to go to hell

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  14. Easy for Rex. Nobody wants him around.

    Fuck him.

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  15. This is crazy and nothing more than dictatorship. You can't tell people not to have Thanksgiving in their own homes.

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  16. "flatten the curve"
    Remember when that was floating around? Now all these bureaucrats with just an once of power want you to completely change the rest of your life to beat a "disease" that is basically the flu bug.

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    1. You're absolutely correct I do remember. I also remember when climate change, was global warming.

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  17. "Remember when that was floating around?"

    Yeah, I remember. You fuckheads ignored it. Now look at what we've got.

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  18. Wonder what Rex's goatee smells like?

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  19. "This is crazy and nothing more than dictatorship. You can't tell people not to have Thanksgiving in their own homes."

    And yet no one is dictating anything. They are recommending. If you choose not to follow their recommendations, no one will be coming for your guns, your turkey, your Stovetop dressing, etc. Get a grip, gramps.

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  20. At some point y'all are going to have to demand a piss test from the good "doctor" 🙄

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  21. trump beheads the turkey - details at nine.

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  22. He didn't behead Biden. That's after Thanksgiving.

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  23. Tells is like it is11/15/20, 6:57 PM

    As usual, really enlightening to hear from the wannabe medical experts on here with room temp IQ's.

    They're so smart they will do your taxes for free.

    Of course, many of you will be dead AND broke for taking their advice.

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  24. Aside from pplaying a doctor on the internets what are Archie's credentials? 😏

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  25. Fuck Dr. Unsexy Rexy.

    This time next year he will want to cancel Thanksgiving again.

    You would think there were bodies stacked in the street the way these pussies try to tell folks how to live their lives.

    That Communist Fucker can go to hell and wrap himself in his red hammer and sickle flag.

    Fuck all Commie Democrats.

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  26. Rex, along with the two medical clowns in Johnson County, can go fuck themselves.

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  27. A virus has to run its course. It has always been this way. We need to get back to our normal lives. Those in fear can quarantine their lives away.

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  28. ...see that line of shit leading out of Washinton?
    ....came out of tRumpoopies ass....and look,
    all the 'RumpMonkeys spoonin' it up..it's dinner time for all the snivelin' T-Monkeys...
    Don't forget to grab a handful of Pence to wipe your asses with.....FUCKIN' LOSERS.

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  29. If you quit living you're not living.
    If you're sick and/or elderly makes sense except if you deprive self of everything you will be sicker. Depression and losing the will to live WILL kill you.
    Totally canceling for a whole year -- newsflash a lot of folks will not live another year thats true with or without covid. Imagine if we got serious about high fructose corn syrup and other items that have led to an explosion of diabetes. Healthy folks dont normally die of covid. according to health directors folks in Hospice die of covid SERISOUSLY how stupid do they think you are. the covid death counts are horseshit. The tests are 50% accurate. Causing panic and taking civil liberties thats health directors.

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  30. #Fire Dr. Rex

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