The latest horrible idea for this costly entertainment district given recent close call accidents . . . Take a look:
Soon, you'll be able to go to Power & Light District to throw axes at Blade & Timber
Blade & Timber, located in the West Bottoms, is a place where people can experience urban ax throwing. Kansas City-based Blade & Timber - an interactive axe throwing experience - is coming to the Power & Light District. The company will relocate its original West Bottoms location to 1303 Baltimore Ave., former home of Kobe Japanese Steakhouse and Seafood.
Lots of heavy boozing and throwing axes.
ReplyDeleteWhat could possibly go wrong?
Looks like another desperate effort to rent an empty space.
Momentum!
The latest hipster fag fad.
ReplyDelete...the idiot throwers, that is!
ReplyDeleteCan Sly be a target?
ReplyDelete@ 7:05 nailed it!
ReplyDeleteThese axes will be the only "sharp" Tools the P&L District ever sees.
So can we cann the targets in this place a DRUNK TANK THUNK PLANK?
ReplyDelete^^^ OOPS! TYPO!
ReplyDelete"...can we call..."
Apologies, (damn keyboard, not enough coffee yet).
Holy shit. It's only drunk frat boys and hipsters throwing axes indoors. What could go wrong?
ReplyDeleteOne more reason to stay the hell out of KCMO.
Brilliant move by the business owner. Because nothing says, "I'm a whiny little bitch...trust fund baby millenial, living in a tax-subsidized condo or apartment with tax-subsidized parking and drinking in a $15 million a year tax-subsidized party district, Power and Light, and gosh darn it--I just am so frustrated with the battery life of my $1000 cell phone that I just need to throw an ax--without moving my car. I'll just take the trolley."
ReplyDeleteAnd who needs Match.com or Tinder when there's Blade and Timber!
If we'd only had this when I was a hottie in Westport. Half a century ago. We just had the red phone booth in the courtyard of the Prospect.
I thought that was you. Sorry, I lost your phone number after that one night back in the day.
DeleteWhat will the hipster faggots think of next?
ReplyDeleteThis hipster trend of throwing axes is getting weird. Even worse you have effeminate males with beards and lumberjack shirts who have never touched a bladed weapon in their life except a cooking knife....going to these places thinking it will bring out some manliness.
ReplyDeleteI’ve cut more trees down with an axe than they have put their chubs in another mans rectum.
Wait till they start forming "Competition Axey Leagues" and wearing plastic horned helmets!
ReplyDeleteBE A REAL MAN LIKE @11:14, THROW CHAINSAWS!
ReplyDeleteAShh the sexy, sensuous and always mysteriously alluring Tracy chimes in. Tracy I miss the red phone booth in Jack Straw's Courtyard at the Prospect. The Prospect was a great place. Val the waiter was the best. BTW Tracy you've aged well and you're still a hottie.
ReplyDelete^^Gross. Go jack-off in private. Doing it on here just makes you pervy. Ewwww!!!!
ReplyDeleteDarwin would be ecstatic! Proves his evolution theory. Lobotomy candidates throwing axes! Need a live hand grenade range in the jazz district next.
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