Friday, May 03, 2019

Ax A Stupid Question: Kansas City P&L District Patrons To Throw Sharp Tools

The latest horrible idea for this costly entertainment district given recent close call accidents . . . Take a look:

Soon, you'll be able to go to Power & Light District to throw axes at Blade & Timber

Blade & Timber, located in the West Bottoms, is a place where people can experience urban ax throwing. Kansas City-based Blade & Timber - an interactive axe throwing experience - is coming to the Power & Light District. The company will relocate its original West Bottoms location to 1303 Baltimore Ave., former home of Kobe Japanese Steakhouse and Seafood.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lots of heavy boozing and throwing axes.
What could possibly go wrong?
Looks like another desperate effort to rent an empty space.
Momentum!

Anonymous said...

The latest hipster fag fad.

Useless tools... said...

...the idiot throwers, that is!

Anonymous said...

Can Sly be a target?

Anonymous said...

@ 7:05 nailed it!
These axes will be the only "sharp" Tools the P&L District ever sees.

Smiling Jack said...

So can we cann the targets in this place a DRUNK TANK THUNK PLANK?

Smiling Jack said...

^^^ OOPS! TYPO!
"...can we call..."
Apologies, (damn keyboard, not enough coffee yet).

Anonymous said...

Holy shit. It's only drunk frat boys and hipsters throwing axes indoors. What could go wrong?

One more reason to stay the hell out of KCMO.

Tracy Thomas said...

Brilliant move by the business owner. Because nothing says, "I'm a whiny little bitch...trust fund baby millenial, living in a tax-subsidized condo or apartment with tax-subsidized parking and drinking in a $15 million a year tax-subsidized party district, Power and Light, and gosh darn it--I just am so frustrated with the battery life of my $1000 cell phone that I just need to throw an ax--without moving my car. I'll just take the trolley."

And who needs Match.com or Tinder when there's Blade and Timber!

If we'd only had this when I was a hottie in Westport. Half a century ago. We just had the red phone booth in the courtyard of the Prospect.

Anonymous said...

What will the hipster faggots think of next?

Anonymous said...

I thought that was you. Sorry, I lost your phone number after that one night back in the day.

Anonymous said...

This hipster trend of throwing axes is getting weird. Even worse you have effeminate males with beards and lumberjack shirts who have never touched a bladed weapon in their life except a cooking knife....going to these places thinking it will bring out some manliness.


I’ve cut more trees down with an axe than they have put their chubs in another mans rectum.

Smiling Jack said...

Wait till they start forming "Competition Axey Leagues" and wearing plastic horned helmets!

Anonymous said...

BE A REAL MAN LIKE @11:14, THROW CHAINSAWS!

Anonymous said...

AShh the sexy, sensuous and always mysteriously alluring Tracy chimes in. Tracy I miss the red phone booth in Jack Straw's Courtyard at the Prospect. The Prospect was a great place. Val the waiter was the best. BTW Tracy you've aged well and you're still a hottie.

Anonymous said...

^^Gross. Go jack-off in private. Doing it on here just makes you pervy. Ewwww!!!!

Anonymous said...

Darwin would be ecstatic! Proves his evolution theory. Lobotomy candidates throwing axes! Need a live hand grenade range in the jazz district next.