TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! SOURCES CLAIM UPCOMING KANSAS CITY SEXTING SCANDAL PHOTOS FOR SALE!!!



Above my paygrade and among people far more powerful than TKC there's a rather salacious and somewhat hilarious rumor floating around City Hall.

To wit . . .

SOURCES CLAIM THAT A KANSAS CITY SCANDAL INVOLVING SEXTING MIGHT SOON FEATURES PHOTOS FOR SALE TO TRASH TV OUTLETS!!!

There are reasons to doubt this claim:

1. Nobody cares. Seriously, Kansas City scandal and corruption is an every day occurrence and even the most unsightly behavior simply makes people feel bad about the direction of this entire nation. A savvy TV producer might quickly realize these facts of life and take a pass.

2. Nobody wants to see that. C'mon, this town has suffered so many indignities already this year. They might as well post these ALLEGED photos as adverts for moving vans.

3. Nobody knows for sure. We're doing our best to separate speculation and gossip from fact but it's getting harder and that's why most Kansas City newsies won't tackle the subject and maybe what could keep the controversy that's losing steam a bit of a secret among mainstream media white people.

Nevertheless . . .



EVEN THE PROSPECT OF SEXY KANSAS CITY SEXTING SCANDAL PHOTOS HAS CAPTURED THE IMAGINATION OF TKC!!!

IF the ALLEGED Kansas City scandal pix turn up . . . And we don't really care if they do. Remember that you read about them here FIRST on TKC.

If not, let's just assume this town caught a break and realize that smart phones are making us all stupider.

DEVELOPING . . . 

Comments

  1. Anonymous12/31/12, 9:26 AM

    I guess this is the closet you come to journalism TKC.

    Or trying to be objective.

    Bwahahahahaahahahaha!

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  2. Unlicensed City Vendor12/31/12, 9:41 AM


    Get your
    Circo-Jerk photos right here - $1

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  3. Anonymous12/31/12, 9:42 AM

    I'd pay to see Cindy Circo's goods! $500.00 for a look. $1000.00 for a touch, $2500.00 for a taste!

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  4. Anonymous12/31/12, 9:42 AM

    Well inquiring minds want to know! Just the thought of who it could be makes me grin!

    Juicy!

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  5. So What You Are Saying Is That You Want Herpes, The Clap, Anal Warts, And A Permanent Tuna Smell?12/31/12, 9:48 AM




    9:42 #1:

    Seek Psychiatric help, and quickly so.

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    Replies
    1. Anonymous12/31/12, 9:56 AM

      Well stupid woke up early today. How are you?

      Delete
    2. Anonymous12/31/12, 10:10 AM

      I think I'm offering a fair market value. Certainly more than Cindy would make doing nails.

      Delete
  6. Unlicensed City Vendor12/31/12, 9:50 AM


    OK, 3 for $1

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    1. Anonymous12/31/12, 1:55 PM

      The above response to the stupid person wasn't meant for you, stupid!

      Delete
  7. Anonymous12/31/12, 9:55 AM

    Get a real job already.

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  8. Anonymous12/31/12, 9:56 AM

    Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm pretty sure TKC is referring to the rumored photos of Michael Brooks that GE supposedly sent to a chick he liked. Rumor says Ron Hunt is shopping the photos. Ron already got $15k for the photos. Now it would appear he's getting greedy.

    Does anyone want to see Michael Brooks in a compromising position? I need brain bleach just thinking about it.

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  9. Anonymous12/31/12, 9:58 AM

    Lol! Was it a picture of his naked body? LOL!!!

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  10. Anonymous12/31/12, 10:03 AM

    Welcome to the exiting world of Kansas City's "citizen journalism".

    Our highly trained and skilled citizen journalists work hard to bring you ground breaking, investigative . . .

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  11. Anonymous12/31/12, 10:04 AM

    . . . crap

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  12. Anonymous12/31/12, 10:17 AM

    BRING ON THE SEXY CINDY PHOTOS!

    THEY ARE MILF-TASTIC!

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  13. Anonymous12/31/12, 10:28 AM

    Cougar-licious

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  14. Anonymous12/31/12, 10:41 AM

    How many elves does Drudge have now it has to be over one billion at this point.

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  15. In all his glory12/31/12, 10:45 AM

    Romeo Crennel?

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  16. Anonymous12/31/12, 10:47 AM

    Were the identities of John Doe #1 and #2 ever revealed? Or will they just remain "sources".

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  17. Anonymous12/31/12, 10:48 AM

    Hows the DC-3 boycott workin' for ya Tony?

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  18. Anonymous12/31/12, 10:51 AM

    I think his mom is one of the sources.

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  19. JoBu12/31/12, 12:16 PM

    This City is for shit!

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  20. Anonymous12/31/12, 1:33 PM

    I for one, do want to see the "Rev" naked. Bring the hotness!

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  21. City Hall Goatsee Photos For Sale12/31/12, 4:03 PM

    Get Your Red Hot City Hall Goatsee Photos!

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  22. Anonymous12/31/12, 4:16 PM

    She has a 70s porn bush.

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  23. Anonymous12/31/12, 6:23 PM

    Oh, I'm definitely in the market for some Cindy porn. Bring it on!!! Let's see that MLF bush and all the other stuff that goes with it....Oh yeah!

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  24. Anonymous12/31/12, 7:32 PM

    TKC is saving up for the Theresa Garza Ruiz pics. those udders will keep him jerking off for months.

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  25. Anonymous12/31/12, 8:35 PM

    LMAO @ 7:32 PM

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  26. Anonymous12/31/12, 10:38 PM

    Please tell me that there isn't a picture of Sly "Feel Good" James' worm floating around the Internet. Say it aint so, Santino :)

    ReplyDelete

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