TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! SOURCES CLAIM UPCOMING KANSAS CITY SEXTING SCANDAL PHOTOS FOR SALE!!!
Above my paygrade and among people far more powerful than TKC there's a rather salacious and somewhat hilarious rumor floating around City Hall.
To wit . . .
SOURCES CLAIM THAT A KANSAS CITY SCANDAL INVOLVING SEXTING MIGHT SOON FEATURES PHOTOS FOR SALE TO TRASH TV OUTLETS!!!
There are reasons to doubt this claim:
1. Nobody cares. Seriously, Kansas City scandal and corruption is an every day occurrence and even the most unsightly behavior simply makes people feel bad about the direction of this entire nation. A savvy TV producer might quickly realize these facts of life and take a pass.
2. Nobody wants to see that. C'mon, this town has suffered so many indignities already this year. They might as well post these ALLEGED photos as adverts for moving vans.
3. Nobody knows for sure. We're doing our best to separate speculation and gossip from fact but it's getting harder and that's why most Kansas City newsies won't tackle the subject and maybe what could keep the controversy that's losing steam a bit of a secret among mainstream media white people.
Nevertheless . . .
EVEN THE PROSPECT OF SEXY KANSAS CITY SEXTING SCANDAL PHOTOS HAS CAPTURED THE IMAGINATION OF TKC!!!
IF the ALLEGED Kansas City scandal pix turn up . . . And we don't really care if they do. Remember that you read about them here FIRST on TKC.
If not, let's just assume this town caught a break and realize that smart phones are making us all stupider.
DEVELOPING . . .