Monday, December 31, 2012

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! SOURCES CLAIM UPCOMING KANSAS CITY SEXTING SCANDAL PHOTOS FOR SALE!!!



Above my paygrade and among people far more powerful than TKC there's a rather salacious and somewhat hilarious rumor floating around City Hall.

To wit . . .

SOURCES CLAIM THAT A KANSAS CITY SCANDAL INVOLVING SEXTING MIGHT SOON FEATURES PHOTOS FOR SALE TO TRASH TV OUTLETS!!!

There are reasons to doubt this claim:

1. Nobody cares. Seriously, Kansas City scandal and corruption is an every day occurrence and even the most unsightly behavior simply makes people feel bad about the direction of this entire nation. A savvy TV producer might quickly realize these facts of life and take a pass.

2. Nobody wants to see that. C'mon, this town has suffered so many indignities already this year. They might as well post these ALLEGED photos as adverts for moving vans.

3. Nobody knows for sure. We're doing our best to separate speculation and gossip from fact but it's getting harder and that's why most Kansas City newsies won't tackle the subject and maybe what could keep the controversy that's losing steam a bit of a secret among mainstream media white people.

Nevertheless . . .



EVEN THE PROSPECT OF SEXY KANSAS CITY SEXTING SCANDAL PHOTOS HAS CAPTURED THE IMAGINATION OF TKC!!!

IF the ALLEGED Kansas City scandal pix turn up . . . And we don't really care if they do. Remember that you read about them here FIRST on TKC.

If not, let's just assume this town caught a break and realize that smart phones are making us all stupider.

DEVELOPING . . . 

29 Comments:

Anonymous said...

I guess this is the closet you come to journalism TKC.

Or trying to be objective.

Bwahahahahaahahahaha!

Unlicensed City Vendor said...


Get your
Circo-Jerk photos right here - $1

Anonymous said...

I'd pay to see Cindy Circo's goods! $500.00 for a look. $1000.00 for a touch, $2500.00 for a taste!

Anonymous said...

Well inquiring minds want to know! Just the thought of who it could be makes me grin!

Juicy!

So What You Are Saying Is That You Want Herpes, The Clap, Anal Warts, And A Permanent Tuna Smell? said...




9:42 #1:

Seek Psychiatric help, and quickly so.

Unlicensed City Vendor said...


OK, 3 for $1

Anonymous said...

Get a real job already.

Anonymous said...

Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm pretty sure TKC is referring to the rumored photos of Michael Brooks that GE supposedly sent to a chick he liked. Rumor says Ron Hunt is shopping the photos. Ron already got $15k for the photos. Now it would appear he's getting greedy.

Does anyone want to see Michael Brooks in a compromising position? I need brain bleach just thinking about it.

Anonymous said...

Well stupid woke up early today. How are you?

Anonymous said...

Lol! Was it a picture of his naked body? LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

Welcome to the exiting world of Kansas City's "citizen journalism".

Our highly trained and skilled citizen journalists work hard to bring you ground breaking, investigative . . .

Anonymous said...

. . . crap

Anonymous said...

I think I'm offering a fair market value. Certainly more than Cindy would make doing nails.

Anonymous said...

BRING ON THE SEXY CINDY PHOTOS!

THEY ARE MILF-TASTIC!

Anonymous said...

Cougar-licious

Anonymous said...

How many elves does Drudge have now it has to be over one billion at this point.

In all his glory said...

Romeo Crennel?

Anonymous said...

Were the identities of John Doe #1 and #2 ever revealed? Or will they just remain "sources".

Anonymous said...

Hows the DC-3 boycott workin' for ya Tony?

Anonymous said...

I think his mom is one of the sources.

JoBu said...

This City is for shit!

Anonymous said...

I for one, do want to see the "Rev" naked. Bring the hotness!

Anonymous said...

The above response to the stupid person wasn't meant for you, stupid!

City Hall Goatsee Photos For Sale said...

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Anonymous said...

She has a 70s porn bush.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I'm definitely in the market for some Cindy porn. Bring it on!!! Let's see that MLF bush and all the other stuff that goes with it....Oh yeah!

Anonymous said...

TKC is saving up for the Theresa Garza Ruiz pics. those udders will keep him jerking off for months.

Anonymous said...

LMAO @ 7:32 PM

Anonymous said...

Please tell me that there isn't a picture of Sly "Feel Good" James' worm floating around the Internet. Say it aint so, Santino :)