Tony's Kansas City

Showing posts from May, 2005

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A Bridge Too Far

On my sleeve

Bound

Dream a little dream

Sexy Scoop

Hallowed Halls

Sex and the State of the City

Another scheme goes bust

Get your hand outta my pocket!

Foul

Fact Checker

Do Unto Others

Blogger Backtalk: Virtual insanity

Yucks

The waiting is the hardest part

Augmentation

Compare and Contrast

The Apex of wasted cash OR Don't count on it

The better to rule you with

Clueless

Helpful Hints

Local Latina Legend

Thanks for reading folks

Kay "TIF" Barnes

Leftist Library Goes Bust

Flare Up

Playa Hater

Lawnmower Man: Part Deux

Factoid: One way or another most JoCo women are whores

Open Air

Tease

Flashback

Just Breathe

Doggoneit

Love Stinks

Muffled

First Steps

Painful Admission

The waiting is the hardest part

Seek Help

"Fear Factor: the Legislative Edition"

Tall Tales

Cheaters never prosper

Bad Grade

Rainy Days

Mayor Kay Sells Out Citizens, Again

Porno Pizza Boy?

Suing home contractors just got harder

A few stats that will put your faith to the test

KC Judge payoffs too expensive. Wouldn't it be cheaper just to blackmail them?

"Evil British business genius denies that he's making money on his evil British business"

Another cash advance that poor people will likely spend on booze and gambling

Seat belts on school buses?

Soon we'll learn that babies only talk about boobs as well

U.S. retaliation kills hundreds of insurgents while probably creating thousands more

Kansas State Board of Education member slings poop like a monkey and blames the media

Local Latinos throw away money they could have spent on education

Abortion bill diluted in Missouri House

KCPD clarify Taser policy

Don't rush that degree, it's only your parents money

State funding for stadiums will be the only thing that the Chiefs and Royals ever pull out in the clutch

Robotic arm soon to handle Olathe's trash

What kind of grass are you on?

Bus-ted

Comedy and money don't mix

Renee Zellweger rides a cowboy

Bumming books

Yet another Eastside shooting

Crash and Burn

Local man kills dog, gets jail; More Korean food for the rest of us

Fame can be an "Extreme" pain in the ass

Dead men don't file claims

Local Blogger Business

The power of one: Blunt called to give up his state funded healthcare

"Dude, I get the lungs."

"Forever Blue"

I am very motivated to stay away from a bunch of old white guys talking about success

Burning for you: Local dumbass sets his girlfriend on fire

School Bush Crash in Liberty. KCTV5 was first on the scene, looking for Internet pervs.

Bullet Riddled Birthday Party in Grandview

KCI accommodates pissed off travelers

Firearms teacher can't carry

Lawn Mower Man: A story too tragic and stupid to deserve a joke.

Comics Compliment

Make money, lose games. Go Royals!

"So much corruption...So little time."

Pedal

Tour

Trippin'

The Garden State Factor

Someone please start a petition to keep Clay Chastain away

The Honeymoon is over

KC judges paid off

You'll have to wait till lunch for crappy food

All I needed to know about hypocrisy I learned in Catholic School

KU Med will buy old Sprint Headquarters

Congratulations! You made it through Mother’s Day without being the subject of this kind of headline.

Who is the Greatest American?

Johnson County kids learn their shit early

Old and busted: Dousing prison guards with bodily fluids. New Hotness: Angry e-mails.

Another Eastside shooting adds to KC’s not so precious body count

Students work to make KC School safer. Clearly, have yet to learn about U-haul.

Monkeyshines: Evolution debate gets primitive

Two charged in Precious Doe murder

Precious Doe Identified, Still Dead

Precious Publicity

Measure KC’s progress by meters and we still come up pretty stagnant.

Doh! Two homers for Sweeney in meaningless early season win.

Accused BTK SOL. Prosecutor says no plea bargains.

Food Fight: Will terrorists or the cholesterol in your meal kill you first?

Will Brownback Run?

Roofing Company Hammered by Sexual Harassment Suit

My Precious: Police head to Oklahoma to track down a tip.

Show me the baby: Lesbian Couple Sues the State over Foster Parent Rejection.

Local dumbass sucker punches cop

Construction swap settled as building boom swings into high gear.

Local Hospital to Sell Snake Oil

Suspected Ali Kemp Killer Confesses

Just go ahead and make Union Station a casino already!

Justice on loan

Drive and Dash

Growing up in da hood: A local 13 year-old gets a gun in his face.

Teenage Wasteland: A post regarding a local teen’s funeral.

Fear and Loathing in KC

Telling Tales in KC

KC Filmmakers Jubilee Roundup

MToast: “White Power in Waldo?”

Nazi's love cake

Mayor Kay Gives it Away

Local Comics roundup from the CCN

Sunday, Liquor, Sunday

Raisch's alleged boyfriend at the time of the murder speaks out

Help Them Help You

Southeast High School teaches kids how to rat

Abandoned baby's mom provides yet another reason to take her kid away.

Hard On

Who's the man?

An I-435 pot bust might mean that some local stoners will soon discover that Phish sucks.

Raisch Guilty

SUV's eat ozone, cause gridlock and kill babies

You're only as old as your boss tells you to be

Lovely Local blogger Sheri gets a job offer and a new "Prison Bitch" name

Pressure

The Star Snubs Latino Veterans