Starlink Over Kansas City Tonight

Tonight the lights shining in the local night sky not only evoke insights into the vastness of space but also remind us that our world continues to shrink.

Whilst cowtown Internets nerds are faking a UFO sighting, check more accurate reports on the easily identifiable phenomena above Kansas City.

Cowtown Flyover Identified

Seeing lights in the sky? SpaceX Starlink satellite - not UFOs - passes over Kansas City area

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - If you're seeing a strange string of lights in the sky Thursday night, don't worry. It's not aliens invading. It's just a SpaceX Starlink satellite traveling over the Kansas City region. Others in various parts of the central Midwest, like Iowa and Nebraska, are also reporting sightings.


Cowtown Overhead Shot

Starlink satellites appear over Kansas City metro

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - A series of satellites in a straight line could be seen over the Kansas City metro Thursday night. The satellites are likely from Starlink, an internet connection system by SpaceX. This is a picture tweeted by Corey Reynolds.


Space Junk Complaints

Astronomers are very frustrated with Elon Musk's satellites

If you travel to one of the darkest places on Earth, you can see one of the last great things completely unaltered by humans: the entire night sky. But increasingly, even in the darkest places on Earth (which are vanishingly rare themselves), humankind is beginning to interfere with this primordial view.

Hopefully, more for the (mid)morning update . . . STAY TUNED!!!

Comments

  1. "Starlink" my fuckin ass. It is probably Homeland Security Satellites looking for "Domestic Terrorists" and sending information to the FBI/Gestapo/Stasi so that more pre-dawn raids can take place to incarcerate "trespassers" who do not vote in accordance with the "Narrative".

    No doubt, they are all hovering over Maricopa County right now.

    Filthy Fascist Fucks.

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  2. Hey, before I go to work, did I mention, FUCK WASHINTON D.C. AND FUCK THE FASCIST FUCKS THAT SLITHER DOWN K STREET EVERYDAY FUCKING US ALL OUT OF OUR BLOOD AND TREASURE?

    If I didn't, then here you go, you fucking cocksuckers in the FBI/DOJ Department of INjustice - FUCK YOU!

    Chuck Lowe

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  3. ^^^ rent free baby! Your ass belongs to me! Hahahahaha!

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  4. It's the wild west in low earth orbit right now, and Musk is only one of at least a half dozen entities trying to stuff that space with thousands of small satellites. Like every new technology or area of innovation, chaos reigns until common sense rules of the road are agreed upon. Hopefully it's not too much of a mess to yank all of those things out of orbit.

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  5. You Fascist fuck, maybe it does.

    Maybe we are all consigned to some Venezuelan Socialist abattoir where our hopes and futures die and drown in an ocean of sickening, statist nomenclature that passes for sustenance in a circle of hell that anyone with two fuckin brain cells can see is coming.

    The Socialist Sauron enemies of the American middle class are now fully employed and engaged in the destruction of the Constitution and Liberty which we all took for granted in our freshly remembered past.

    Pre-Dawn raids on lawyers that negate the Lawyer-Client privilege we all thought was sacrosanct? And you cocksuckers are OK with that?

    A two tiered justice system that by way of elected representatives impeaches a president for a phone call and ignores - categorical, unrefutable (Cancelled checks to Rosemont Senaca from Burisma, the Mayor of Moscow etc etc) evidence of "Pay For Play" schemes (Hunter's Laptop) that indicts, metaphysically the Biden Crime Family for malfeasance and premeditated criminality?

    A Media that parses, spins and ignores that same criminality while making bank on lies and a "Narrative" that sends our children into world wide Dhimmi status and a life in a vat next to Keannu Reeves?

    A Federal Government that is NO different than Stalin's, sans so far the gulag.

    Speaking of the Gulag -

    “In keeping silent about evil, in burying it so deep within us that no sign of it appears on the surface, we are implanting it, and it will rise up a thousand fold in the future. When we neither punish nor reproach evildoers, we are not simply protecting their trivial old age, we are thereby ripping the foundations of justice from beneath new generations.”
    ― Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn, The Gulag Archipelago 1918–1956

    I will use my fuckin name - fuck you RINOs who are too afraid of the state, of your Progressive employer, of you Progressive Fascist so called friends, of the Progressive white women who sell their very own children down the fuckin river into second class status in a country that so fuckin obviously hates them.

    Fuck you cowards.

    Fuck Washington D.C. and the Fascist snakes that hate the middle class and hate u motherfucker unto the rattle.

    Chuck Fuckin Lowe.

    Off to work, while it is still legal.

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  6. And yes, the fuckin election was stolen.

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  7. ^^^^ +100000000000000

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  8. I can’t stop laughing! The blacks at my work think we’re being invaded by little green men! You can’t fix stupid! Lmao!

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  9. It was a UFO landed in Raytown

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