It's our tradition to clown an iconic Hollywood event from the comfort of this cowtown corner of the web.
Our TKC nominees:
Best Screenplay: Kansas City Budget 2021 - A cliffhanger bailed out by Prez Biden's free money.
Best Special F/X: Kansas City Streetcar - A development scheme masquerading as transit for nearly a decade.
Best Actor: Mayor Quinton Lucas - This town's top politico has cobbled a promising career out of pretending to be likable without any discernible constituency.
Links . . .
The Hill: Regina King turns to social justice to kick off Oscars: ' I know the fear so many live with'
BuzzFeed: Here Are The Winners At The Weirdest Oscars Ever
Page Six: Brad Pitt’s man bun causes a stir at Oscars 2021
You decide . . .
People still watch the Academy Awards?
ReplyDeleteWeird.
No, but Rudy Giulianiand his pants zipper just won the Razzie for Wprst Screen Couple for his performance in "Borat, Subsequent Movie Film", and Rudy hmself won Worst Supporting Actor.
ReplyDeleteIn oher MAGAT News, Mike Lindell won both Worst Actor and Worst Film for "Absolute Proof", if anybody's interested, or saw it. (Probably had a bigger Box Office take than any two Oscar Nominated films put together, that 10.3% of American that suports Trump can still sell a bucketload of tickets.)
Weird Whippersnapper Wienie wins Worst Unemployed Grifter With Too Much Time on His Sperm-laden Hands Award
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DeleteLike Hollyweird needed fewer people going to theaters in 2021. Most movies aren't worth the cost of gas to get to a theater. With Biden in office, that means even fewer movies are worth it.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone talk about the importance of black fathers staying with their children and the children's mother in the home? That would save a hell of a lot more black lives from prison and death than bitching about the police.
ReplyDeleteNo, nobody mentioned it. But go ahead and tell us how you're trying to improve the situation, other than being a little racist chucklowe pussy bitch about it here.
Delete^^What are you doing to improve the situation other than calling people names like a child?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure the Oscar ratings were a dumpster fire. They keep plummeting because people don't want to hear Hollywood millionaire elites behind gated security fences and with five yachts talk about how terrible America is.
ReplyDelete^^OK Boomer. Because it's always about the libtards. Am I right or what?
ReplyDeleteA good start would be to hear even one leader of a black organization talk about black fatherhood and the lack of it in the home, and how this needs to change before the black community can become better. It is a major factor in black crime and blacks going to prison.
ReplyDelete8:06 had his ass beaten by a granny with a cane. It hurt at first but then he got a boinger when he imagined her in the buff.
ReplyDelete11:19 got the fu*k knocked out when someone offered a solution. What is he bringing to the table? Let's hear it.
ReplyDeleteBest Actor: Mayor Quinton Lucas “cobbled a promising career pretending to be likable without any discernible constituency.” Bahahahahaha!!! Spot on.
ReplyDeleteIt must be sad Chimpy, to wake up daily, knowing all you have to offer are inane comments on other folk's posts. You contribute nothing, and your childish satire is lacking any hint of being clever. Obviously unemployed, your future is pretty dim. You must be envious of those you ridicule, knowing they have so much more in their lives that's positive than you'll ever achieve. Well, it's probably time for you to start with the “weirds” and your pathetic pussy ^^marks. Go up the tree and have a free flea brunch off mommas hairy back, then take a break so you can come back to the blog and resume your life's work.
ReplyDelete^^is ist as sad as stealing someone else's identity CHUD?
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ReplyDeleteBrad Pitt has the "Man-Bun - UMKC Professor" gay-guy look going for him.
@8:27-At least 8:06 is an original. You stole someone else's name, and you post the same tired shit every post.
ReplyDeleteHa ha what? 8:06 is Dr. Chimpy! He loves to act like he knows something, but he always fucks it up and self-owns in a big way.
Delete^^ You're pathetic.
ReplyDelete^^You're sun downing.
ReplyDeleteChimp gets upset when someone points out how pathetic and useless he is.
ReplyDeleteDishes his inane shit out, but does not like folks pointing out this obvious lack of ability.
^and yet chimp uses his own identity unlike you. Weird.
ReplyDeleteOh Goddamn! 2:25PM got knocked the fuck out!!!!!!!!! Ha ha!
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