Sunday, April 25, 2021

Kansas City Oscar Winning 2021

It's our tradition to clown an iconic Hollywood event from the comfort of this cowtown corner of the web.

Our TKC nominees:

Best Screenplay: Kansas City Budget 2021 - A cliffhanger bailed out by Prez Biden's free money.

Best Special F/X: Kansas City Streetcar - A development scheme masquerading as transit for nearly a decade.

Best Actor: Mayor Quinton Lucas - This town's top politico has cobbled a promising career out of pretending to be likable without any discernible constituency.

Links . . .

The Hill: Regina King turns to social justice to kick off Oscars: ' I know the fear so many live with'

BuzzFeed: Here Are The Winners At The Weirdest Oscars Ever

Page Six: Brad Pitt’s man bun causes a stir at Oscars 2021

You decide . . .

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

People still watch the Academy Awards?

Weird.

Anonymous said...

No, but Rudy Giulianiand his pants zipper just won the Razzie for Wprst Screen Couple for his performance in "Borat, Subsequent Movie Film", and Rudy hmself won Worst Supporting Actor.

In oher MAGAT News, Mike Lindell won both Worst Actor and Worst Film for "Absolute Proof", if anybody's interested, or saw it. (Probably had a bigger Box Office take than any two Oscar Nominated films put together, that 10.3% of American that suports Trump can still sell a bucketload of tickets.)

Anonymous said...

Weird Whippersnapper Wienie wins Worst Unemployed Grifter With Too Much Time on His Sperm-laden Hands Award

Anonymous said...

Stop thinking about man jizz.

Anonymous said...

Like Hollyweird needed fewer people going to theaters in 2021. Most movies aren't worth the cost of gas to get to a theater. With Biden in office, that means even fewer movies are worth it.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone talk about the importance of black fathers staying with their children and the children's mother in the home? That would save a hell of a lot more black lives from prison and death than bitching about the police.

Anonymous said...

No, nobody mentioned it. But go ahead and tell us how you're trying to improve the situation, other than being a little racist chucklowe pussy bitch about it here.

Anonymous said...

^^What are you doing to improve the situation other than calling people names like a child?

Anonymous said...

I'm sure the Oscar ratings were a dumpster fire. They keep plummeting because people don't want to hear Hollywood millionaire elites behind gated security fences and with five yachts talk about how terrible America is.

Anonymous said...

^^OK Boomer. Because it's always about the libtards. Am I right or what?

Anonymous said...

A good start would be to hear even one leader of a black organization talk about black fatherhood and the lack of it in the home, and how this needs to change before the black community can become better. It is a major factor in black crime and blacks going to prison.

Anonymous said...

8:06 had his ass beaten by a granny with a cane. It hurt at first but then he got a boinger when he imagined her in the buff.

Anonymous said...

11:19 got the fu*k knocked out when someone offered a solution. What is he bringing to the table? Let's hear it.

Bri said...

Best Actor: Mayor Quinton Lucas “cobbled a promising career pretending to be likable without any discernible constituency.” Bahahahahaha!!! Spot on.

Byron Funkhouser said...

It must be sad Chimpy, to wake up daily, knowing all you have to offer are inane comments on other folk's posts. You contribute nothing, and your childish satire is lacking any hint of being clever. Obviously unemployed, your future is pretty dim. You must be envious of those you ridicule, knowing they have so much more in their lives that's positive than you'll ever achieve. Well, it's probably time for you to start with the “weirds” and your pathetic pussy ^^marks. Go up the tree and have a free flea brunch off mommas hairy back, then take a break so you can come back to the blog and resume your life's work.

Anonymous said...

^^is ist as sad as stealing someone else's identity CHUD?

Anonymous said...


Brad Pitt has the "Man-Bun - UMKC Professor" gay-guy look going for him.

Anonymous said...

@8:27-At least 8:06 is an original. You stole someone else's name, and you post the same tired shit every post.

Anonymous said...

^^ You're pathetic.

Anonymous said...

^^You're sun downing.

Anonymous said...

Ha ha what? 8:06 is Dr. Chimpy! He loves to act like he knows something, but he always fucks it up and self-owns in a big way.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Chimp gets upset when someone points out how pathetic and useless he is.
Dishes his inane shit out, but does not like folks pointing out this obvious lack of ability.

Anonymous said...

^and yet chimp uses his own identity unlike you. Weird.

Anonymous said...

Oh Goddamn! 2:25PM got knocked the fuck out!!!!!!!!! Ha ha!