Credit to this lady for sharing A LOT of herself with strangers on the Internets.
It's not our place to tell people what to do with their bodies but we notice The Pitch using a great deal of "woke" jargon in order to justify their coverage.
Fair warning, I'm not even going to look at comments on this post until later tonight when I delete most of them that will likely be out of bounds . . . Read more:
Corissa Enneking, @fatgirlflow, on why fat acceptance is the new body positivity
Image courtesy of Corissa Enneking // Photo by Hallie Sigwing Corissa Enneking has been creating content online for years. What started out as a blog on Tumblr quickly turned into a website, an Instagram account with over 218k followers, a successful merch line, and features on websites including Huffington Post and Nylon.
WTF is that? Seriously? What the hell is it?
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Good Lord! You'd have to own a flour factory if you were dating that! It would be easier to poke a fat roll and have her jiggle for you.
ReplyDeleteThanks Tony! I just barfed.
ReplyDeleteIt's not the dress that makes you look fat it is the fat that makes you look fat!
ReplyDeleteDamn Tony put a warning sign or something! Don't bomb us with a Princess Baskin Robbins!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAre her clothes steel belted?
ReplyDeleteDo you think she'd mind a little hug and sniff? Asking for a friend.
ReplyDeleteWHOLE LOTA ROSIE RIGHT THERE
ReplyDeleteWhere is Captain Ahab when you need him?
ReplyDeleteJesus! MUST BLEACH EYES!
ReplyDeleteMOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! 🐄
ReplyDeleteUnderwear by Goodyear, body by McDonalds.
ReplyDeleteHer fat rolls have fat rolls LOL!
ReplyDeleteYeaahhh!!
ReplyDeleteI don't know where she come from
It must be some distant land
From a major city that's got no pity
She been lookin' for her man
Lo and behold, she's an overload
What a sight to see
I'm gonna run for cover, I can hear her thunder
She's comin' after me!
Thunder Thighs
Thunder Thighs
She's only five foot four, thank God no more
It's an even 185
A lovely lady, a graceful lady
She could eat this man alive
Likes to rock and roll, but got no control
When she sits down to a meal
The big legged woman ain't got no soul
This little girl's just unreal
Thunder Thighs
What'd I say
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Come on baby
Thunder Thighs
She's big, she's bouncy
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Hey, hey, heeeyyy!
Come on baby
Sweat!
Look out!
Heeyyyy!
Here she comes
I can hear her
Here she comes
I can smell her
Here she comes
Gonna knock me down
Come on baby
Come on baby, let's dance
Thunder Thighs
Thunder Thighs
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Heeeyyy!
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
ReplyDeleteThat's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or, so I've read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
I saw her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights.
Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?
"Fat slut," you said
ReplyDelete"What luck," I said
"To be stuck in your, your happy family
Don't you dare," I said
"Judge me, you go and stick it in somewhere
I'm sick-a hearing it
Go stick it in somewhere
I'm sick of hearing it"
Bitches
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Bubble Butt
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She's so fat
Bubble, bubble, bubble, bubble
Bubble, bubble, bubble, bubble
Bubble Butt
holy shit some of these are funny.
ReplyDeleteYou know I like being surrounded by such voluptuosity,
ReplyDeleteSuch pulchritude, to be mothered and smothered,
Basted in sweet sumptuousness.
Let the cats all criticize,
Joke about my baby's size,
She's reet with me because you see,
I likes 'em fat like that.
When she bounces down the street,
She's a whole heap of honey and ain't she sweet,
Feels so fine to know that she is mine,
I likes 'em fat like that.
You can have all those lean chicks tender and tall,
But when it comes to mean kicks,
A big fat momma's the best of all,
After I get through working well I reach and grab my hat,
And I hurry home,
Don't want her to be alone, coz
I likes 'em fat like that.
Tell me why do you like them
More bounce to the ounce
Say why do you like 'em?
More room to rump
How big do you like 'em?
Tons of fun
How wide do you like 'em?
Well, like that.
So you like 'em like that.
Yeah, I'm a chubby chaser.
Ooh, look at her go.
Don't try to run
Ooh, it must be jelly, 'cos jam don't shake like that.
You can have all those lean chicks tender and tall,
But when it comes to mean kicks,
A big fat momma's the best of all,
After I get through working well I reach and grab my hat,
And I hurry home,
Don't want her to be alone, cause
I likes 'em fat like that,
Now thin may be in, but fat is where it's at!
Godammit Tony I just ate!
ReplyDeleteYour butt is wide, well mine is too
ReplyDeleteJust watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code
When you're only having seconds
I'm a' having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs a' forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat
If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat.)
When I sit around the house
I really sit around the house
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again
You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, woo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat
Obesity is a killer, and it's also hideous.
ReplyDeleteDon't knock it until ya tried it !
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ReplyDeleteObesity is one of the top causes of death for Covid-infected. Lacking a healthy lifestyle that includes exercise, supplements, and lung health, all better your chances of survival if infected by Covid. This girl's message is literally a killer.
No! No! Not there! Sprinkle some flour on me and find the WET spot!
ReplyDeleteMore liberal logic..being fat, gross, and unhealthy is really beautiful and healthy.
ReplyDeleteThe purpose of their propaganda is to humiliate you...believing and defending something so obviously wrong.
In a world full of men that don't want to have a dick, women that think they have a dick. I can see why you like Moby dick. I'll stay on the beach, no harpooning the whale for me. I will also keep my own dick and use it on a skinny chick that doesn't pretend to want her own. Don't be a dick.
ReplyDeleteA Spanish gold ounce to the first man of ye that spots the white whale!
ReplyDeletePlease stop posting photos of these fat whales. We will accept these Dairy Queens as being anything but fat, disgusting pigs. We will never accept them as being "sexy". They are far from sexy on any level. Take these disgusting pigs and flush them to the dark side of the Dark Web, where loser H1-B Indian programmers go to whack off to fat white chicks.
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