The Pitch Promotes EPIC Influencer

Credit to this lady for sharing A LOT of herself with strangers on the Internets.

It's not our place to tell people what to do with their bodies but we notice The Pitch using a great deal of "woke" jargon in order to justify their coverage.

Fair warning, I'm not even going to look at comments on this post until later tonight when I delete most of them that will likely be out of bounds . . . Read more:

Corissa Enneking, @fatgirlflow, on why fat acceptance is the new body positivity

Image courtesy of Corissa Enneking // Photo by Hallie Sigwing Corissa Enneking has been creating content online for years. What started out as a blog on Tumblr quickly turned into a website, an Instagram account with over 218k followers, a successful merch line, and features on websites including Huffington Post and Nylon.

Comments

  1. WTF is that? Seriously? What the hell is it?
    不不不不不不不不不不不不不不不

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  2. Good Lord! You'd have to own a flour factory if you were dating that! It would be easier to poke a fat roll and have her jiggle for you.

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  3. Thanks Tony! I just barfed.

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  4. It's not the dress that makes you look fat it is the fat that makes you look fat!

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  5. Damn Tony put a warning sign or something! Don't bomb us with a Princess Baskin Robbins!!!!!!!

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  6. Are her clothes steel belted?

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  7. Joe Biden*, Resident Asterisk3/16/21, 10:11 PM

    Do you think she'd mind a little hug and sniff? Asking for a friend.

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  8. WHOLE LOTA ROSIE RIGHT THERE

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  9. Where is Captain Ahab when you need him?

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  10. Jesus! MUST BLEACH EYES!

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  11. MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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  12. Underwear by Goodyear, body by McDonalds.

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  13. Richard Simmons3/16/21, 10:20 PM

    Her fat rolls have fat rolls LOL!

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  14. Yeaahhh!!
    I don't know where she come from
    It must be some distant land
    From a major city that's got no pity
    She been lookin' for her man
    Lo and behold, she's an overload
    What a sight to see
    I'm gonna run for cover, I can hear her thunder
    She's comin' after me!

    Thunder Thighs
    Thunder Thighs
    She's only five foot four, thank God no more
    It's an even 185
    A lovely lady, a graceful lady
    She could eat this man alive
    Likes to rock and roll, but got no control
    When she sits down to a meal
    The big legged woman ain't got no soul
    This little girl's just unreal

    Thunder Thighs
    What'd I say
    Thunder Thighs
    Come on baby
    Thunder Thighs
    She's big, she's bouncy
    Thunder Thighs
    Hey, hey, heeeyyy!
    Come on baby
    Sweat!
    Look out!
    Heeyyyy!
    Here she comes
    I can hear her
    Here she comes
    I can smell her
    Here she comes
    Gonna knock me down
    Come on baby
    Come on baby, let's dance
    Thunder Thighs
    Thunder Thighs
    Thunder Thighs
    Heeeyyy!

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  15. The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
    That's what I said
    The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
    Or, so I've read.
    My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
    I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.
    Big bottom
    Big bottom
    Talk about bum cakes
    My gal's got 'em.
    Big bottom
    Drive me out of my mind.
    How can I leave this behind?
    I saw her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
    You know what I mean.
    I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
    You know what I mean.
    My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
    Big game's waiting there inside her tights.
    Big bottom
    Big bottom
    Talk about mud flaps
    My gal's got 'em.
    Big bottom
    Drive me out of my mind.
    How can I leave this behind?

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  16. "Fat slut," you said
    "What luck," I said
    "To be stuck in your, your happy family
    Don't you dare," I said
    "Judge me, you go and stick it in somewhere
    I'm sick-a hearing it
    Go stick it in somewhere
    I'm sick of hearing it"

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  18. Bubble Butt
    Bubble Butt
    Bubble Butt
    Bubble Butt
    Bubble Butt
    Bubble Butt
    She's so fat
    Bubble, bubble, bubble, bubble
    Bubble, bubble, bubble, bubble
    Bubble Butt

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  19. holy shit some of these are funny.

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  20. You know I like being surrounded by such voluptuosity,
    Such pulchritude, to be mothered and smothered,
    Basted in sweet sumptuousness.

    Let the cats all criticize,
    Joke about my baby's size,
    She's reet with me because you see,
    I likes 'em fat like that.

    When she bounces down the street,
    She's a whole heap of honey and ain't she sweet,
    Feels so fine to know that she is mine,
    I likes 'em fat like that.

    You can have all those lean chicks tender and tall,
    But when it comes to mean kicks,
    A big fat momma's the best of all,
    After I get through working well I reach and grab my hat,
    And I hurry home,
    Don't want her to be alone, coz
    I likes 'em fat like that.

    Tell me why do you like them

    More bounce to the ounce

    Say why do you like 'em?

    More room to rump

    How big do you like 'em?

    Tons of fun

    How wide do you like 'em?

    Well, like that.

    So you like 'em like that.

    Yeah, I'm a chubby chaser.

    Ooh, look at her go.

    Don't try to run

    Ooh, it must be jelly, 'cos jam don't shake like that.

    You can have all those lean chicks tender and tall,
    But when it comes to mean kicks,
    A big fat momma's the best of all,
    After I get through working well I reach and grab my hat,
    And I hurry home,
    Don't want her to be alone, cause
    I likes 'em fat like that,
    Now thin may be in, but fat is where it's at!

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  21. Godammit Tony I just ate!

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  22. Your butt is wide, well mine is too
    Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
    The word is out, better treat me right
    'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
    Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

    My zippers bust, my buckles break
    I'm too much man for you to take
    The pavement cracks when I fall down
    I've got more chins than Chinatown

    Well, I've never used a phone booth
    And I've never seen my toes
    When I'm goin' to the movies
    I take up seven rows

    Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout
    Just now tell me once again who's fat

    When I walk out to get my mail
    It measures on the Richter scale
    Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
    I'm the only one who gets a tan
    If I have one more pie a la mode
    I'm gonna need my own zip code

    When you're only having seconds
    I'm a' having twenty-thirds
    When I go to get my shoes shined
    I gotta take their word

    Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    And my shadow weighs a' forty-two pounds
    Lemme tell you once again who's fat

    If you see me comin' your way
    Better give me plenty space
    If I tell you that I'm hungry
    Then won't you feed my face

    Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
    (Fat, fat, really really fat.)
    When I sit around the house
    I really sit around the house

    You know I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    You know, you know, you know, come on
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
    Lemme tell you once again

    You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    You know I'm fat, you know, woo
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
    (Fat, fat, really really fat)
    And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
    Just tell me once again who's fat

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  23. Obesity is a killer, and it's also hideous.

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  24. Don't knock it until ya tried it !

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  25. YOU MUST READ WHAT THIS GUY3/16/21, 11:59 PM


    Obesity is one of the top causes of death for Covid-infected. Lacking a healthy lifestyle that includes exercise, supplements, and lung health, all better your chances of survival if infected by Covid. This girl's message is literally a killer.

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  26. No! No! Not there! Sprinkle some flour on me and find the WET spot!

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  27. More liberal logic..being fat, gross, and unhealthy is really beautiful and healthy.

    The purpose of their propaganda is to humiliate you...believing and defending something so obviously wrong.

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  28. In a world full of men that don't want to have a dick, women that think they have a dick. I can see why you like Moby dick. I'll stay on the beach, no harpooning the whale for me. I will also keep my own dick and use it on a skinny chick that doesn't pretend to want her own. Don't be a dick.

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  29. A Spanish gold ounce to the first man of ye that spots the white whale!

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  30. Please stop posting photos of these fat whales. We will accept these Dairy Queens as being anything but fat, disgusting pigs. We will never accept them as being "sexy". They are far from sexy on any level. Take these disgusting pigs and flush them to the dark side of the Dark Web, where loser H1-B Indian programmers go to whack off to fat white chicks.

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