Pandemic Surprise: Show-Me Guv Parson Winning Missouri COVID Comeback?!?!

On the topic of guns, butter and pandemic politics . . . 

Last year our progressive friends accused the Guv of spreading plague whilst grilling steaks at a cookout. Even worse, Missouri Democrats and their Kansas City counterparts seemed to gloat when the Guv & his wife caught COVID. The punchline was that even with Prez Trump playing boogeyman, the Show-Me State GOP CRUSHED MISSOURI DEMOCRATS and defeated every statewide candidate by an EPIC margin. We can't repeat this enough because it's a local fact of life and political reality that's often ignored by our pals who watch too much cable TV news and lose their sense of place.

Accordingly, we notice our local Democratic Party friends repeatedly lashing out at the Guv who might, once again, have the last laugh. 

A few examples . . .

AP: Pandemic hasn’t been as bad as expected to Missouri finances

KTLO: Missouri’s strong economy leads to release of over $280M in general revenue funds

KSHB: Missouri Gov. Mike Parson lauds lack of mask mandate as COVID-19 cases decline

Don't get it twisted, we're not a fan of the Guv or any politico for that matter. 

However, we do think it's funny that he keeps tricking Mayor Q into talk of cooperation with his friendly Missouri twang and then invariably double-crosses the young politico by endorsing legislation targeting progressive KCMO policies.

Also . . . As of today COVID has killed 8,752 people in Missouri so you'll forgive us if we don't pass out party favors. 

Here's a somewhat objective view of Guv Parson's greatest hits in the time of plague . . .

TIMELINE: Missouri’s pandemic response one year since the state’s first reported COVID-19 case

In the final analysis, what we notice is that Missouri voters are endorsing Guv Parson's low key style of leadership whilst social media outrage, hyperbole and vitriol hasn't been effective in swaying voters. 

If Missouri Democrats and progressives are going to advance their policy goals . . . They might want to try talking to people about issues rather than attempting to shame voters, feign outrage and champion public hysterics in the name of identity politics.

Developing . . .


  1. Parsons has done great job. We just need to compare him to Cuomo of New York and Whitmer of Michigan.

  2. Mike "Grill & Kill" Parson. Missouri is a Flying J truck stop compared to NY. New York is the Empire State, where Missouri is the Sho Me State? Low Key is code for no management skills. How hard is it to be Sheriff in Bolivar Missouri, Pretty Boy Floyd's been dead 80 years.

    1. And you are sitting around with your dick in your hand on a cut and paste blog,whiner!

  3. Are you saying that Cuomo and Whitmer had management skills sending 1,000's of senior citizens to death in nursing homes. I will take Parsons management skills everyday compared to the death sentence skills of Cuomo and Whitmer.

  4. Byron Funkhouser3/13/21, 1:13 PM

    Except for the two "woke broke" shittys, I appreciate living in Missouri.

    Lucky to have a gov who doesn't need to flaunt his power like the dims.


    Gov. Mike Parsons
    White male, maintains rural Missouri roots, U.S. military veteran, former Sheriff, Conservative, member MO House, member MO Senate, Lt. Governor, opposes abortion, supports efficient government/low taxes

    JaCo Prosecutor Jean Peters Baker
    White female, abandoned rural Missouri roots, attended a private nearly all-White Columbia College after they embraced Liberalism, originally hired as assistant prosecutor by Crazy Claire McCaskill, member MO House, appointed Prosecutor by federally-convicted Mike Sanders, spearheaded the No Violence Alliance (KC NoVA) and claims it reduced KCMO homicides to the lowest level in 4 decades, Social Justice Warrior, supports BLM disruptive protests which violate KCMO ordinances, refuses to file charges against politically-favored criminals but pursues frivolous charges against KCPD members, supports abortion, LGBT agenda, and oppressive taxes.

  6. As compared to chyna flu joe who’s killed over 130,000 in just seven short weeks. The governor has done an outstanding job in Missouri, y'all need to remember one thing..... shitty Louis, they alone had over 65% of the cases and deaths for the entire state. Nothing you can do about a liberal third world black murder infested shithole city. Besides them and killa shitty,both dimwit run, Everybody else did great, imagine that.

  7. The following should tell you all you need to know about the Pfizer and Moderna "vaccines".

    If I get vaccinated….

    Can I stop wearing the mask?
    Government: No

    Can the restaurants, pubs, bars, etc. reopen and everyone work normally?
    Government: No

    Am I resistant to covid?
    Government: Maybe, but we don’t know for sure…..meaning NO

    At least I am no longer contagious to others?
    Government: No, you can still pass it on, possibly, no one knows.

    If we vaccinate all children, will school go on as normal?
    Government: No

    If I am vaccinated, can I stop social dissociation?
    Government: No

    If I am vaccinated, can I stop disinfecting my hands?
    Government No

    If I vaccinate myself and my grandpa, can we hug?
    Government: No

    Will movie theaters, theaters and stadiums reopen thanks to vaccines?
    Government: No

    May the vaccinated be able to gather [events; parties, weddings etc].
    Government: No

    What is the real benefit of vaccination?
    Government: The virus will not kill you.

    Are you sure it won’t kill me?
    Government: No

    If statistically the virus won’t kill me anyway…. Why should I get vaccinated?
    Government: To protect others.

    So if I get vaccinated, others are 100% sure I won’t infect them?
    Government: No, we are not sure.

    If I get vaccinated, but still catch the virus, can I sue the manufacturer? What if someone in my family contracts the virus, after vaccination, then dies. Can I sue the manufacturer?

    Government: No, we passed a law holding the manufacturers harmless from ANY deleterious effects from the virus.

  8. What a hoax.

    Lying liberal scum killed so many with this hoax.

  9. I did not make the comment at 1:13.

  10. 2:29 comment = Excellent summary


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