Tuesday, March 02, 2021

Kansas City Tornado Drill, Not The Rapture

A few curious, anxious souls have asked . . . Here's the explanation:

Tuesday's tornado drill and safety day for Missouri & Kansas

Sirens in both states will sound at this time for five minutes or so. This is an opportunity to practice your tornado plan with your family at home. All this week, the FOX 4 Weather Team will be getting you ready for the upcoming severe weather season.

22 comments:

Get it together NWS! said...

They need to work on coordination. My phone, tablet and television went off at different intervals over 20 minutes and the weather radio never did.

Anonymous said...

^^My radio did. You got it set right?

Anonymous said...

My radios as well went off and my phone followed about 5 seconds later.

Anonymous said...


Don't worry about tornadoes worry about Brit Reid. Put him in jail NOW! The drunk Patrick Mahomes is going to hurt someone too. But yet you light up Union Station for that bastard Mahomes idiot. You drunk chiefs and drunk chiefs fans make everyone SICK. That little girl won't be the same she has brain damage. Are you satisfied Reid? Hey Mahomes go drink another one you ugly PRICK.

Anonymous said...

^^^True Dat

Anonymous said...

Keep your rug rats in car seats?, it's law.

Anonymous said...

10:44: Awwww. Is your oatmeal late today? I'm sure the nurse will be in any minute, and she'll be happy to listen to your drivel about things no one gives a shit about.

Anonymous said...

The mistake many government agencies made was that they sent the test before telling people the test was coming. Luckily, the blue skies helped ease some fears. Biden's team must have been in charge of this.

Anonymous said...

And yet it was all over the local news the past couple of days. Weird.

Wall E. Weasel said...

The hilarious part is somebody at the local National Weather Service made a mistake and sent the 'test' out as an actual tornado warning severe weather alert. No mention in the text that it was a test and no "TEST" event level key was in the message header. It got sent out as the real deal.

Anonymous said...

A tornado hitting Kansas City wouldn't be a bad thing. It would cut down on homicides for a while.

Anonymous said...

^^and with any luck at all, kill all of our geriatric population in their shitty trailers!!! Yay!!!

Anonymous said...

11:42 - Please send the link. Weirdo.

Anonymous said...

Geezers can find anything to cry about i guess.

Anonymous said...

Nice cope out. Weirdo.

Anonymous said...

cop out

Anonymous said...

Wienie Whippersnappers don't know how to cut and paste.

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the time when I was in Hawaii and the alerts said there incoming ballistic missiles. What dipshits.

Anonymous said...

Biden was in charge of that Hawaii snafu.

Anonymous said...

^^and nobody cares. Weird.

Anonymous said...

12:07: Here's one of many, and it's even on your favorite network. Weird that you didn't see it.

https://fox4kc.com/news/tuesdays-tornado-drill-and-safety-day-for-missouri-kansas/

Clayton Bigsby said...

It would get all you faggots as you lined up at a food truck