Saturday, February 20, 2021

Kansas City Betty Rae's Reboot Coming Soon

More scoop to report from the BEST & BRIGHTEST among our blog community . . . 

AFTER NASTY DIVORCE DRAMA LOCAL ICE CREAM SHOP BETTY REA'S PREPS TO REOPEN UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT!!!

Ice cream news isn't such a big deal but this one deserves mention if only because the drama surrounding the shut down was so cringe-y and public. 

Allegations of misconduct sparked the white ladies of Brookside/Waldo into action and a boycott. 

The owner/hubby then shared a public post that attempted to tell his side of the story. The revelations offered better context but didn't convince critics who were desperately attempting to cancel ice cream treats for everybody.

Shortly thereafter, the pandemic shut down the biz indefinitely

Now, talk of an upcoming reboot might be a chance for jobs to return to the location and for upper-middle-class white ladies to enjoy a brief respite from culture war protestations that mostly serve to alienate friends & family and ruin their personal lives.

Developing . . .

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yummers.

Anonymous said...

Did the fat assed white lady bitches lose any weight without their ice cream?

Short answer: No.

Longhaired White guy wearing a Burger King hat said...

This story has everything: a lecherous Jewish business owner whose employees "accidentally" saw images of his genitals on the store computer, an argumentative Vietnamese wife, business in limbo during separation made worse by a pandemic, scandalous stories posted on facebook, pissed-off busybodies boycotting, and a naked crackhead masturbating in front of the store. Ok, I made the last one up, but "guiding the narrative" is kind of fun.

Anonymous said...

^^^^

Kudos for the naked crackhead.

Anonymous said...

Did James Johann just do a bit on Tony's KC?

Anonymous said...

James Johann is fucking funny. Dude should be a star, y'all. Dude is comic STOUT.

Anonymous said...

Miss eating Zarda with that dude.

Bri said...

There is nothing on the planet than white, middle class liberals.

Bri said...

There is nothing on the planet worse than white, middle class liberals.