Flying Kansas City Unfriendly Skies

As the pandemic persists, Kansas City travelers remain mostly grounded but we can't help but notice a few airplane issues in the local news cycle.

Check-it . . .

KSHB: Passenger traffic at KCI continued struggles in January

Fox4: Kansas City's National Airline History Museum facing turbulence over lease at downtown airport

KCTV5: Kansas City MO plane skids off runway - The "Piper Malibu" was coming in for a landing when it had a problem with its brakes.

Of course, all of this happens in the shadow of even scarier air travel news . . .

Boeing 777 grounding explained visually: Pratt and Whitney engine failure involved in two incidents on same day

Right now "metal fatigue" is the official explanation.

However . . . 

TKC readers familiar with classic TV and movies know the real story.

Of course TKC wouldn't dare speculate on any conspiracy during these unprecedented times.

Then again, gremlins tinkering with the fate of mere mortals wouldn't be the strangest thing that has happened in the past couple of years.

Hopefully, more for the morning update . . . STAY TUNED!!!

Comments

  1. Lulz.

    Good stuff T. CLASSIC Twilight Zone episode. Best one in my opinion.

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    1. Actually, you shouldn't forget that perspectives change over time.

      Here's a good article from Scientific American, Until Recently, People Accepted the ‘Fact’ of Aliens in the Solar System

      Think about it.

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  2. These plane issues are due to George Soros and Hugh Chavez. I just know it. I can feel it in my bones. I truly believe it........

    A MAGA Trump Supporter

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  3. Funny shiz.

    I also have read the a lot of pilots have lost their skills during the covid layoffs. Not getting aboard one of those things any time soon.

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  4. wait til the billionaire Democrap Overlords force KC taxpayers to fund the unnecessary new airport...to be built by black Democrap Affirmative Action sham outfits.

    A record number of horrific plane crashes, due to the shoddy,makeshift construction of the runways, loom in KC's future.

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  5. It all started with Icrarus, the sun, and a bunch of wax.
    Not going to change anytime soon unless gravity is repealed.
    Maybe a CNN appearance by Lucas will help.

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  6. Well, there are some great points in the comments. I for one, think that the monsters on the wings of any plane should be wearing a mask and the number one consideration when airlines hire pilots, should be the color of their skin. "Sully" Sullenberger 's white privilege was all too apparent when he was allowed to fly an "Airbus". Minorities are underserved and should always be allowed to drive the bus, especially if it is in the air.

    In the immortal words of Captain Antoine Mack, from "Soul Plane", this, is what customers should be hearing on an "Airbus".

    "This is your soul plane chauffeur Captain Antoine Mack speaking. Welcome aboard NWA flight 069 from the 310 to the 212. It's time to bust this coney y'all. In a hot second, I'll be hittin' them switches and gettin' this bitch pumpin' and jumpin'. So screw your sh*t on tight and enjoy the flight."

    Diversity in the air,
    Diversity to make it fair,
    Diversity everywhere,
    And the FAA don't care!

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  7. By the way, Antoine Mack would never fly a plane with a Pratt and Whitey engine.

    Totally racist.

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    1. Quit trying to be funny chucklowe, it never works and you come off as a racist pig, which I guess you would also do if you were sitting on a park bench being the waste of resources you already are.

      Hear the thunder? I don't.

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  8. Is that Dr. Jill Biden or a Gremlin staring through the plane window.

    Miss the beauty and grace of Melania and Ivanka.

    Beautiful, smart women who didn't have to bray at everyone to call them "Doctor".

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  9. How many people died?

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  10. ^^You're boring and a liar.

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  11. You'll never use it so what do you care? You haven't left your trailer in Frogville in decades!

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  12. Chimpy, Chimpy, Chimpy. You forgot your ^^ pussy marks again. Back to the tree.

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  13. ^^Huh? Grammar. Look into it. idiot.

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  14. ^triggered bitch.

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  15. TOP PHOTO -- ON A WING AND A PRAYER

    When her husband left for a younger woman, Thelma struggled to come to grips with the situation!!!

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  16. The guy in the photo must be an ancestor of James T. Kirk. Looks just like him.

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  17. good points, @4:38 and 7:28. As someone who does fly fairly frequently,I am concerned about the quality of the new airport..being built by MBE scammers.

    I'll eventually fly outta the new one..but definitely won't among the first ones. Will give it a couple weeks to see how it goes. Here's hopin'.

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  18. ^^also because you're broke, don't have anywhere, or anyone to go with, and are on the TSA's no fly list. You forgot those reasons too.

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  19. I refused to fly after they wouldn't let my emotional support Clydesdale on.

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  20. Michelle Obama without her make-up at the airplane window.

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  21. America is becoming a "totalitarian state before our eyes" under President Biden's leadership, feminist author and former Democratic adviser Naomi Wolf told "Tucker Carlson Tonight" Monday.

    Wolf, who served as an adviser on Bill Clinton's reelection campaign in 1996, told host Tucker Carlson that in her view, the United States is swiftly "moving into a coup situation, a police state" as a result of Biden's ongoing coronavirus-related economic shutdowns. Wolf added that she believes the orders are being improperly extended under the "guise of a real medical pandemic."

    "That is not a partisan thing," Wolf told Carlson. "That transcends everything that you and I might disagree or agree on. That should bring together left and right to protect our Constitution."

    Wolf has ramped up her warnings against extended lockdowns on Twitter in recent months. In November, the author wrote on Twitter that Biden’s openness to reinstating additional shutdowns made her question her decision to vote for him.

    "The state has now crushed businesses, kept us from gathering in free assembly to worship as the First Amendment provides, is invading our bodies ... which is a violation of the Fourth Amendment, restricting movement, fining us in New York state ... the violations go on and on," she said.

    [link to www.foxnews.com (secure)]

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  22. ^^sorry, nobody believes anything from Faux News. They're fake news. Do better.

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  23. HAHAHAHAHA!!!2/23/21, 10:31 AM

    WHOOMP there it is!

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  24. ^^hahahahaha you're wife died and you're lonely!! hahahahahahaha

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  25. ^^and yet that wasn't meant for you retard unless, like we all know, you're posting under different ID's again, in which case: BUSTED!!!! Ha! You're so fucking dumb! Weird.

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  26. Oh Snap! Bandit just got busted posting under anonymous headers and replying to his own posts and deleted his post! BUSTED!!!!! Too funny!

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  27. Nice try but wrong as usual. Those are your tactics boy.

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  28. I would think you would be tired of being wrong but maybe you're just used to it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  29. ^^Dude, stop. You got busted and got run. Stay down chump! Go back to parlor! LOL!

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  30. Reality is not what you perceive it is or have been told that it is. I suspect the latter is probably the case giving the talking points and childish BS that you spew.

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  31. ^^LOL! You're done. Fraud. Liar. Boring. Go away.

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  32. Bandit, why did you delete your post then? Stupid simp.

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  33. Somebody's triggered! Puta! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  34. ^^^ 100% Correct, and his name is Bandit!

    Flounder around som more for us , "El Pollo Incenerado"!

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  35. "Reality is not what you perceive it is or have been told that it is."

    You should mention that to your fellow chucklowes

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  36. Just because you keep repeating yourself that doesn't make it gospel. Google Joseph Goebbels dummy.

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  37. Damn! Bandit getting his head kicked in today! Again. You love to see it!!!

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  38. ^^But it's true so....

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  39. Only in your twisted little loser world. Stay there.

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  40. ^^You're all done today. Go home. You got run.

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  41. Only in your head. Living there rent free baby!

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  42. ^^Probably better than that rusted-out trailer you usually live in though. No?

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  43. It was difficult to get 3600 sq ft on wheels but we duned it. Yup yup yup. 😏

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  44. that airport was a rockin' place when i was a toddler - planes, noise and pollution everywhere.

    maybe there's a place over in kansas for the planes and a museum like the old gardner air base for example. they could billboard advertise on ks i-35 and maybe even charge a small fee during operating hours.

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