Buy These Scary-Ass Kansas City Puppets

For a good cause, thoughtful locals can purchase these "friends" that might or might not come to life in the early morning hours and keep their new owners company . . . FOREVER.

Take a look . . .

Mesner Puppets to auction off some puppets to help keep its doors open

Mesner Puppets has been making memories for Kansas City kids and families for two decades.

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  1. The company can make more than enough money by making and selling puppets of Mayor Q and the city council. That way the citizens can revel in being the Puppet Masters and ordering that bunch to do their imaginary bidding.

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  2. ^^True! and then we can make one of you. The puppet who likes to watch when blacks fuck his wife. It could have a 2-inch pecker attached to it that the puppet flicks when he's watching BBC rail his wife!

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    1. 7:47, is that you Mayor Q-Ball?? 🥸

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  3. Unemployed basement imbecile is active.

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  4. Doo they have a Sly James puppet? If so, I'd like one that I can suspend from a tree in my front yard on Halloween to frighten away those pesky kids.

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  5. Got a good Kamala Harris puppet on the right, except the mouth is the wrong shape.

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  6. TOP PHOTO -- KCMO COUNCIL CHAMBERS

    When saxy Melissa Robinson accused Teresa Loar of pushing her buttons, the charge fell on deaf ears!!!

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  7. Wall E. Weasel12/4/20, 3:08 PM

    Is that bunny Harry from Meet the Feebles?!?

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