Friday, December 04, 2020

Buy These Scary-Ass Kansas City Puppets

For a good cause, thoughtful locals can purchase these "friends" that might or might not come to life in the early morning hours and keep their new owners company . . . FOREVER.

Take a look . . .

Mesner Puppets to auction off some puppets to help keep its doors open

Mesner Puppets has been making memories for Kansas City kids and families for two decades.

9 comments:

Charlie Horse said...

The company can make more than enough money by making and selling puppets of Mayor Q and the city council. That way the citizens can revel in being the Puppet Masters and ordering that bunch to do their imaginary bidding.

Anonymous said...

^^True! and then we can make one of you. The puppet who likes to watch when blacks fuck his wife. It could have a 2-inch pecker attached to it that the puppet flicks when he's watching BBC rail his wife!

chuck said...

Charlie for the win!

Anonymous said...

Unemployed basement imbecile is active.

Charlie Horse said...

7:47, is that you Mayor Q-Ball?? 🥸

Anonymous said...

Doo they have a Sly James puppet? If so, I'd like one that I can suspend from a tree in my front yard on Halloween to frighten away those pesky kids.

Anonymous said...

Got a good Kamala Harris puppet on the right, except the mouth is the wrong shape.

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- KCMO COUNCIL CHAMBERS

When saxy Melissa Robinson accused Teresa Loar of pushing her buttons, the charge fell on deaf ears!!!

Wall E. Weasel said...

Is that bunny Harry from Meet the Feebles?!?