Kansas City Hipsters Openly Weep On Social Media For The Rieger & Manifesto

There have been a quite a few shut downs in Kansas City but none as important to local hipsters and the "creative class" as the downfall of The Rieger. 

Accordingly, in a COMPREHENSIVE post, owner Ryan Maybee  chronicles the closing and earns hundreds of accolades for his TL/DR screed.

Meanwhile, hundreds of other businesses have closed in KC and THOUSANDS have lost their jobs but didn't get much sympathy because of their lack of social standing. 

You decide . . .

Comments

  1. True, Tony. But the Rieger/Manifesto were among the earliest successes of the Crossroads Renaissance. The only thing worse would be the Freight house burning down, or Grinders closing. Losing the Webster House was also terrible.

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  2. Who goes to the crossroads? Oh, okay. Well, then, who cares?

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  3. ^^Lots of people. You don't because you don't go anywhere. Those of us with vibrant lives do though. You go to Bob Evans and back to the trailer park in Frogville. You suck.

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    1. Vibrant is just another word that means homosexual,we get your drift.

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  4. Sucks seeing hard working people lose their business.

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  5. Hey, Fuck Anita Bryant
    Who the Hell is she
    Telling all them faggots
    That they can't be free
    Throw that bitch in prison
    Then maybe she'll see
    Just how much them goddamned homosexuals mean to me

    Because they...
    Wash your clothes
    Clean your cell
    Help you drain your hose
    Give you smokes
    Laugh at jokes
    Sew up all your clothes
    Rub your feet
    Beat your meat
    Heaven only knows
    What I'd do without those homosexuals

    They all
    Read and Write
    Fuck all night
    Clean your fingernails
    Help you dress
    Play you chess
    Lay you down some rails
    Be your wife
    Take your life
    In a jealous rage
    Who says we don't need them homosexuals

    I tell you
    Some are big
    Some are small
    Some are in-between
    Some are yellow belly queers
    And some of them are mean
    Some are killers
    Some are thiefs
    Some are singers too
    In fact Anita Bryant
    Some act just like you

    So, fuck Anita Bryant
    Who the Hell is she
    Telling all them faggots
    That they can't be free
    Throw that bitch in prison
    Then maybe she'll see
    Just how much them goddamned homosexuals mean to me

    Because they...
    Wash your clothes
    Clean your cell
    Help you drain your hose
    Give you smokes
    Laugh at jokes
    Sew up all your clothes
    Rub your feet
    Beat your meat
    Heaven only knows
    What I'd do without those homosexuals

    They all
    Read and Write
    Fuck all night
    Clean your fingernails
    Help you dress
    Play you chess
    Lay you down some rails
    Be your wife
    Take your life
    In a jealous rage
    Who says we don't need them homosexuals

    I tell you
    Some are big
    Some are small
    Some are in-between
    Some are yellow belly queers
    And some of them are mean
    Some are killers
    Some are thiefs
    Some are singers too
    In fact Anita Bryant
    Some act just like you

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  6. Oh good God. Were was that boring manifesto from? Not you I know that. Plagiarism?

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