Tuesday, November 10, 2020

Kansas City Hipsters Openly Weep On Social Media For The Rieger & Manifesto

There have been a quite a few shut downs in Kansas City but none as important to local hipsters and the "creative class" as the downfall of The Rieger. 

Accordingly, in a COMPREHENSIVE post, owner Ryan Maybee  chronicles the closing and earns hundreds of accolades for his TL/DR screed.

Meanwhile, hundreds of other businesses have closed in KC and THOUSANDS have lost their jobs but didn't get much sympathy because of their lack of social standing. 

You decide . . .

7 comments:

Unknown said...

True, Tony. But the Rieger/Manifesto were among the earliest successes of the Crossroads Renaissance. The only thing worse would be the Freight house burning down, or Grinders closing. Losing the Webster House was also terrible.

Anonymous said...

Who goes to the crossroads? Oh, okay. Well, then, who cares?

Anonymous said...

^^Lots of people. You don't because you don't go anywhere. Those of us with vibrant lives do though. You go to Bob Evans and back to the trailer park in Frogville. You suck.

Kohl said...

Sucks seeing hard working people lose their business.

Clayton Bigsby said...

Vibrant is just another word that means homosexual,we get your drift.

Anonymous said...

Hey, Fuck Anita Bryant
Who the Hell is she
Telling all them faggots
That they can't be free
Throw that bitch in prison
Then maybe she'll see
Just how much them goddamned homosexuals mean to me

Because they...
Wash your clothes
Clean your cell
Help you drain your hose
Give you smokes
Laugh at jokes
Sew up all your clothes
Rub your feet
Beat your meat
Heaven only knows
What I'd do without those homosexuals

They all
Read and Write
Fuck all night
Clean your fingernails
Help you dress
Play you chess
Lay you down some rails
Be your wife
Take your life
In a jealous rage
Who says we don't need them homosexuals

I tell you
Some are big
Some are small
Some are in-between
Some are yellow belly queers
And some of them are mean
Some are killers
Some are thiefs
Some are singers too
In fact Anita Bryant
Some act just like you

So, fuck Anita Bryant
Who the Hell is she
Telling all them faggots
That they can't be free
Throw that bitch in prison
Then maybe she'll see
Just how much them goddamned homosexuals mean to me

Because they...
Wash your clothes
Clean your cell
Help you drain your hose
Give you smokes
Laugh at jokes
Sew up all your clothes
Rub your feet
Beat your meat
Heaven only knows
What I'd do without those homosexuals

They all
Read and Write
Fuck all night
Clean your fingernails
Help you dress
Play you chess
Lay you down some rails
Be your wife
Take your life
In a jealous rage
Who says we don't need them homosexuals

I tell you
Some are big
Some are small
Some are in-between
Some are yellow belly queers
And some of them are mean
Some are killers
Some are thiefs
Some are singers too
In fact Anita Bryant
Some act just like you

Anonymous said...

Oh good God. Were was that boring manifesto from? Not you I know that. Plagiarism?