Not all KCMO crime news is bleak . . . Some of it's actually hilarious as a local denizen inside the loop didn't want to talk to police after taking a hit to the buns.
The cowtown code of silence is a longstanding and tragic tradition but in this case the discretion is understandable. More importantly, the shooting near city hall PANICKED SOCIAL MEDIA when inaccurate reports of an active shooter situation were posted and captivated all of the government workers paid to look at their phones most of the day . . . Thankfully, the victim will survive this shot to his booty and pride.
Take a peek:
Kansas City police are searching for a suspect after a shooting left one person with non-life-threatening injuries in the downtown area Thursday morning. Police were called to 10th Street and Locust Street, not far from city hall and the federal courthouse, around 7:45 a.m.