Thursday, October 01, 2020

DOWNTOWN KANSAS CITY DERRIÈRE SHOOTING AND THEN SILENCE!!

Not all KCMO crime news is bleak . . . Some of it's actually hilarious as a local denizen inside the loop didn't want to talk to police after taking a hit to the buns.

The cowtown code of silence is a longstanding and tragic tradition but in this case the discretion is understandable. More importantly, the shooting near city hall PANICKED SOCIAL MEDIA when inaccurate reports of an active shooter situation were posted and captivated all of the government workers paid to look at their phones most of the day . . . Thankfully, the victim will survive this shot to his booty and pride.

Take a peek:

KCPD: Victim uncooperative after being shot in the buttocks downtown

Kansas City police are searching for a suspect after a shooting left one person with non-life-threatening injuries in the downtown area Thursday morning. Police were called to 10th Street and Locust Street, not far from city hall and the federal courthouse, around 7:45 a.m.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

The silence is because the victim knows the shooter, and the victims friends are on the way to the shooter abode to murder him today! Watch, there will be a murder/shooting of a black male today or tommorow at the latest

Anonymous said...

They blew him a new asshole?

Anonymous said...

Lousy shot. Do better.

Anonymous said...

Fun fact, in hey jackass the website for all the murders and shootings in Chicago they tell where everyone got shot, they have a junkometer, 29 shot in the junk so far and they have the shot in the ass o meter and 151 have been shot in the ass!

My personal favorite is the shot in the head category, 228 have been shot in the head and only 209 have died. I guess the koloreds do have hard heads! Hahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

^^Wow. Have you ever wondered why you're all alone? Why you spend all of your time here instead of being a productive member of society? No? Thought not. Until you admit you're a horrendous person, I guess we'll all be subject to more of this drivel unfortunately. Do better!

Anonymous said...

12:35 zzzzzzzzzz..........

Anonymous said...

Oh, Chimpy=12:35, your rants between your frequent Baboon BathHouse trysts are horrendous. Don't babble!

Anonymous said...

^^Oh Chimpy lover, you continue to amuse us with your pathetic posts seeking acknowledgement from your betters. He lives in your head 24/7. Rent-free naturally. Dance for us some more monkey boy!

Anonymous said...

Keep watching that site and on December 31, you will see a murder total of around 750 for 2020.

Anonymous said...

Your head is about 140 pounds over pressure Chumpy. Fart and let some of it out.

Anonymous said...

^^Nah pappy, I have better things to do.

Anonymous said...

^^ Full moon tonight Chimpy. Keep howling!

Anonymous said...

^^I will! Keep me on your mind as always! Thanks for your continued support! I do it all for big fans like you!

Charlie Horse said...

BUTT-TOCKS

Anonymous said...

Clearly not.

Anonymous said...

We need a Jack-ass O-meter in KC !!!!

Anonymous said...

Glocks for Buttocks. If the victim had been a black woman, she never would have felt it in that big ‘ol ass. Badunka dunk.