Whilst many locals are dedicated space cadets, right now we celebrate The Dotte attempting to navigate infinity and beyond.
To wit . . .
KANSAS CITY, KANSAS IS ON THE LIST FOR FUTURE SPACE FORCE HEADQUARTERS!!!
Don't rain on TKC's blast off and try to point out the minor differences in this journey to go where boldly go where no man has gone before i.e. the deepest nether regions of The Dotte.
The point here is that the fight for the future is coming closer and "space cowboy" might soon become a viable local career option given that the pandemic ruined most of the earthbound jobs.
Checkit:
KCTV5: 4 Kansas cities seek to land U.S. Space Command headquarters
Deets:
Gov. Laura Kelly said in a news release that she has directed her Cabinet to use all resources necessary to support the selection of Kansas as the headquarters for U.S. Space Command, which is responsible for military operations in outer space.
“Our strong teams of state and local economic development professionals have the tools available for the attraction, growth, and retention of the U.S. Space Command headquarters," Kelly said. "Kansas is the perfect place for this facility, and we are prepared to do the work to get it here.
Related reading:
The Hill: President Trump offers promises for the Space Force and NASA for the second term
CNBC: Space Force boldly goes to Silicon Valley to get a Star Trek-flavored software boost
Military.com: More Than 2,000 Airmen Have Applied to Join Space Force
Developing . . .
Finally, there's some hope for the people of Kansas City.
ReplyDeleteI guess the reelection chances aren't looking so bad if we can get the people as gullible at TKC to believe that he'll get a free rocket ship if the president is reelected.
Good luck!
^^^
DeleteYet, the aerospace industry has created thousands of great jobs and provided a lot of research that benefits all of humanity. Weird.
We're going to get a free rocket ship if Trump is reelected? Fantastic! Can I put a big bird on the hood?
ReplyDeleteBenefits all of humanity...stfu...go benefit us all and end it all, weird dude.
ReplyDeleteSo now our little trumpkin is a race-based recruiter for NASA. A real genocidal twit.
ReplyDeleteHiden just did another hard hitting interview today. They need to start fact checking everything the guy says. He was fumbling and stumbling on everything. Painful, and the media, if you can call them that, are so fucking lame. As respects the Spaceforce, they’ll blame Trump if we don’t get it and blame him if we do get it and don’t hire enough splibs. I would make it a condition of having Sharice David’s munch Claire Mcaskill’s fat beaver.
ReplyDeleteAfter headquarter location is determined then the agreement of placement of lasers capable of disintegrating meteors bound for earth can commence.
ReplyDeleteAmerican politics at it's best. He can't even get his own jokes, President Trump is using Reagan's old Star Wars routine.
ReplyDeleteWill be very happy when he loses.
When he wins you can continue with your tantrumming.
DeleteSpace Farce.
ReplyDeleteJust another branding deal for the President. He is going to have a great podcast after they kick him out of office.
ReplyDeleteSurely there's some hoax that hasn't been tried yet!
DeleteSoros will save us!
ReplyDelete26 states, twenty six, have submitted proposals.
ReplyDeletecities in Texas include Ft worth houston and san antonio.
ReplyDeleteKansas really is not the perfect place.
ReplyDeletethe kc journalism is perfectly good at less than half ass writing.
ReplyDelete^^^ another reason why kc sux
ReplyDeletePut it here. Round up knee grows for trial launches. If they survive, we learn something. If not, no loss.
ReplyDeleteWHEN SHARICE DAVIDS (D-KS) ASKED THE WHITE HOUSE IF THERE WAS A CHANCE FOR HER TO VISIT SPACE, THEY RESERVED HER A 1-WAY TICKET TO URANUS!
ReplyDelete^^^^ KLINGONS FOR TRUMP!
ReplyDelete^^^^
ReplyDeleteIVANKA
LIL' DONNY
ERIC THE WISE
JARED
MELENOMA
LIL'MIKEY P.
BADASS BILLY BARR
Kling-ons all!
Now Granny is sucking up to the orange guy.
ReplyDeleteWe know how this will end.