Friday, September 04, 2020

KANSAS CITY, KANSAS DESPERATELY SEEKING PREZ TRUMP SPACE FORCE!!!



Whilst many locals are dedicated space cadets, right now we celebrate The Dotte attempting to navigate infinity and beyond.

To wit . . .

KANSAS CITY, KANSAS IS ON THE LIST FOR FUTURE SPACE FORCE HEADQUARTERS!!!

Don't rain on TKC's blast off and try to point out the minor differences in this journey to go where boldly go where no man has gone before i.e. the deepest nether regions of The Dotte.

The point here is that the fight for the future is coming closer and "space cowboy" might soon become a viable local career option given that the pandemic ruined most of the earthbound jobs.

Checkit:

KCTV5: 4 Kansas cities seek to land U.S. Space Command headquarters

Deets:

Gov. Laura Kelly said in a news release that she has directed her Cabinet to use all resources necessary to support the selection of Kansas as the headquarters for U.S. Space Command, which is responsible for military operations in outer space.

“Our strong teams of state and local economic development professionals have the tools available for the attraction, growth, and retention of the U.S. Space Command headquarters," Kelly said. "Kansas is the perfect place for this facility, and we are prepared to do the work to get it here.

Related reading:

The Hill: President Trump offers promises for the Space Force and NASA for the second term

CNBC: Space Force boldly goes to Silicon Valley to get a Star Trek-flavored software boost

Military.com: More Than 2,000 Airmen Have Applied to Join Space Force

Developing . . .

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Finally, there's some hope for the people of Kansas City.

I guess the reelection chances aren't looking so bad if we can get the people as gullible at TKC to believe that he'll get a free rocket ship if the president is reelected.

Good luck!

Anonymous said...

^^^

Yet, the aerospace industry has created thousands of great jobs and provided a lot of research that benefits all of humanity. Weird.

Bandit said...

We're going to get a free rocket ship if Trump is reelected? Fantastic! Can I put a big bird on the hood?

Anonymous said...

Benefits all of humanity...stfu...go benefit us all and end it all, weird dude.

Anonymous said...

So now our little trumpkin is a race-based recruiter for NASA. A real genocidal twit.

Anonymous said...

Hiden just did another hard hitting interview today. They need to start fact checking everything the guy says. He was fumbling and stumbling on everything. Painful, and the media, if you can call them that, are so fucking lame. As respects the Spaceforce, they’ll blame Trump if we don’t get it and blame him if we do get it and don’t hire enough splibs. I would make it a condition of having Sharice David’s munch Claire Mcaskill’s fat beaver.

Anonymous said...

After headquarter location is determined then the agreement of placement of lasers capable of disintegrating meteors bound for earth can commence.

Anonymous said...

American politics at it's best. He can't even get his own jokes, President Trump is using Reagan's old Star Wars routine.

Will be very happy when he loses.

Anonymous said...

Space Farce.

Anonymous said...

Just another branding deal for the President. He is going to have a great podcast after they kick him out of office.

Anonymous said...

Soros will save us!

Anonymous said...

26 states, twenty six, have submitted proposals.

Anonymous said...

Surely there's some hoax that hasn't been tried yet!

Anonymous said...

cities in Texas include Ft worth houston and san antonio.

Anonymous said...

Kansas really is not the perfect place.

Anonymous said...

the kc journalism is perfectly good at less than half ass writing.

Anonymous said...

^^^ another reason why kc sux

Anonymous said...

When he wins you can continue with your tantrumming.

The sniffer said...

Put it here. Round up knee grows for trial launches. If they survive, we learn something. If not, no loss.

Anonymous said...

WHEN SHARICE DAVIDS (D-KS) ASKED THE WHITE HOUSE IF THERE WAS A CHANCE FOR HER TO VISIT SPACE, THEY RESERVED HER A 1-WAY TICKET TO URANUS!

Anonymous said...

^^^^ KLINGONS FOR TRUMP!

Anonymous said...

^^^^
IVANKA
LIL' DONNY
ERIC THE WISE
JARED
MELENOMA
LIL'MIKEY P.
BADASS BILLY BARR

Kling-ons all!

Anonymous said...

Now Granny is sucking up to the orange guy.
We know how this will end.