A middle-class disappointment and worthwhile boost for commuters and people who work on the weekend.
Here's info on how suburbanites can also pretend to help people whilst they pretend to run away from their problems.
Kansas City Marathon canceled; racers can participate in ‘Million Mile Challenge’ for local charities
TKC running joke inspiration with much love to fitness guru Lindsey . . .
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Every cloud has a silver lining!
ReplyDeleteDon't be jelly of fit whites, fat tony. If they had a city wide taco eating contest, and you trained all year, you would be disappointed too if it was cancelled for fake silly nonsense.
ReplyDeleteA tiger would run her down and enjoy a meal of lean and fat meat! She cant run, she is shuffling....
ReplyDeleteMy pokeeta! My pokeeta! Lesa Pokeeta!
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ReplyDeleteI would like to marathon motorboat sweet Lindsey's luscious boobs!
Somebody get that poor girl a sports bra. She is going to hurt herself that way.
ReplyDeleteI’d like to get on Lindsey and screw her real deep and hard.
ReplyDelete^But you can't because you're an impotent little cuck.
ReplyDeleteDamn! And I have been training my ass off. BWAAAAAAAAAA!
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ReplyDeleteAsked how she managed to complete a marathon session with her trainer, Lindsey said she just took it 12-inches at a time!!!
ReplyDeletea marathon cancelled?
another event cancelled?
one of many? in this pandemic?
and ALL CAPS? and exclamation points??!!
really?
She looks similar to the girls DST Systems Inc used to hire, not to work, but to oogle over and flirt, and date. The executives had a boring job in a mutual funds record keeping business - nothing more boring. So hire some girls and have sex with them. Thats just what they did. Even married s few of them eventually. Real good Catholic morals - NOT!
ReplyDeleteBlacks Lack Minds would have shown up with the 200 to 300 pound girls in stretch pants gang and ruined everyone's appetites.
ReplyDeleteThe fatties that walk the marathon for a medal will have to wait until next year.
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