Monday, August 24, 2020

KANSAS CITY MARATHON CANCELLED!!!



A middle-class disappointment and worthwhile boost for commuters and people who work on the weekend.

Here's info on how suburbanites can also pretend to help people whilst they pretend to run away from their problems.

Kansas City Marathon canceled; racers can participate in ‘Million Mile Challenge’ for local charities

TKC running joke inspiration with much love to fitness guru Lindsey . . .




Developing . . .

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Every cloud has a silver lining!

Anonymous said...

Don't be jelly of fit whites, fat tony. If they had a city wide taco eating contest, and you trained all year, you would be disappointed too if it was cancelled for fake silly nonsense.

Anonymous said...

A tiger would run her down and enjoy a meal of lean and fat meat! She cant run, she is shuffling....

Anonymous said...

My pokeeta! My pokeeta! Lesa Pokeeta!

Anonymous said...


I would like to marathon motorboat sweet Lindsey's luscious boobs!

Anonymous said...

Somebody get that poor girl a sports bra. She is going to hurt herself that way.

Anonymous said...

I’d like to get on Lindsey and screw her real deep and hard.

Anonymous said...

^But you can't because you're an impotent little cuck.

Anonymous said...

Damn! And I have been training my ass off. BWAAAAAAAAAA!

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- ONE FOOT AT A TIME

Asked how she managed to complete a marathon session with her trainer, Lindsey said she just took it 12-inches at a time!!!

Anonymous said...


a marathon cancelled?

another event cancelled?

one of many? in this pandemic?

and ALL CAPS? and exclamation points??!!

really?

Anonymous said...

She looks similar to the girls DST Systems Inc used to hire, not to work, but to oogle over and flirt, and date. The executives had a boring job in a mutual funds record keeping business - nothing more boring. So hire some girls and have sex with them. Thats just what they did. Even married s few of them eventually. Real good Catholic morals - NOT!

Anonymous said...

Blacks Lack Minds would have shown up with the 200 to 300 pound girls in stretch pants gang and ruined everyone's appetites.

Kim Jong Un said...

The fatties that walk the marathon for a medal will have to wait until next year.