Saturday, April 25, 2020

TKC SATURDAY NIGHT PLAYLIST!!! VISIT CLAY COUNTY!!! NORTHLAND ENCLAVE NOW SERVING AS CORONAVIRUS CANARY FOR ALL OF KANSAS CITY!!!



A note on the photo, comic book fans know that the DC hero Black Canary is a metahuman known for her devastating Canary Cry.

This is a postmodernist take on the phrase: Canary in the coalmine. Meaning: When exposed to toxic gases, canaries suffer ill effects and die sooner than humans do. That’s why coalminers used to bring caged canaries into the mines with them. If the canaries became sick or died, this was a sign that something was seriously amiss and that the miners needed to get out.

To wit . . .

CLAY COUNTY NOW SERVES AS THE KANSAS CITY CORONAVIRUS TOURISM FIRST DESTINATION!!!

We hear there are a couple of great Mexicans restaurants out there and one steak house that keeps changing hands with various levels of success.

To wit . . .

We want to advise our readers to be safe more than anything . . . However, more adventurous souls might want to see what this part of town has to offer given that they'll be out and about more than two weeks ahead of the rest of Kansas City.

Real talk . . . We hope everything goes well and they show us all the way toward a brave new post-pandemic world. But if anything goes wrong, we admire their bravery and service as the cowtown control group . . . Even better, suburbanites living in Clay County rarely visit the urban core BUT locals with cars are known to take day trips in that direction . . . So this really is a test case for inquiring minds.

Accordingly, we wish Clay County good luck.

And all of this has inspired our playlist for analysis by all of the scientists out there on the Internets this Saturday night . . .




As always, thanks for reading this week and have a safe and fun Saturday night. At home.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

They'll be fine.

Stable Genius said...

If not, I've got some ideas about injectables.

Anonymous said...

Read that all the symptoms of hydroxychloroquine poisoning are apparent.

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- A CANARY SCORNED

When Dinah was told that, "Yes, your butt does look big in that leather", she flew into a rage and began slinging arrows!!!

Anonymous said...

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!!

I'm pulling Clay County and pulling for more TKC big titty models.

Anonymous said...

Just keep the African Americans south of the river where they feel more comfortable.

Sidney said...

Guess who's coming to dinner.

Anonymous said...

I bet if we put a fried chicken shack on every corner in the Northland, we could actually move the hood out of the Southland...whos with me? Those Northland snobs think their shit dont stink, so lets change things up a bit.

Anonymous said...

Hell ya, and let Zona Rosa be the new Westport!! I am in!!

Ed said...

bad idea jeans all around. Best thing to do is follow the instructions and stay at home if you can. Really feel sorry for the people who want to follow the guidelines in Clay county. You have been sold out.

anonymous said...

Your average "Baja KC" resident doesn't even know what compass direction to head out in to get to the Northland, so we're not too worried up here!
Besides, keep in mind just what flows downhill.

anon said...

^^^ no they weren’t, the good people of clay are smart and will do the right thing in going about their daily business, it’s the blacks that won’t follow the rules. All you have to do is look at the map of kc and St. Louis to see where all the problems are and who’s causing it.

Anonymous said...

Showing the true American pioneer spirit. Good to see for mostly, I thought it was dead.

anonymous said...

WHOPEE!
PICKLEBALL ISCOMING BACK!

anonymous said...

Trump needs the Black Canary as his Press Bimbo!

Anonymous said...

The Stay at Home order should have never been implemented in Kansas.

2019-2020 Deaths in Kansas from Flu/Pneumonia: 1245
2019-2020 Deaths in Kansas from COVID-19: 118