TKC MUST SEE!!! KANSAS CITY MORNING ANCHOR MARK ALFORD LAUNCHES SOCIAL MEDIA STORY HOUR FOR YOUNGSTERS AMID CORONAVIRUS LOCK DOWN!!!
A worthwhile effort and activity from a Kansas City newsman:
Mark Alford: "As a public service for your kids this week who may be stuck at home.... I’ll be reading kids books live on this fb page at 2pm everyday.
"Please tune in. And please share this so we can have a huge audience. We’ll call it “Uncle Mark’s Story Hour”
"Send in your suggestions for books you want me to read to kids!"
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You decide . . .
Can we read Animal Farm Uncle Mark? It’s one of my favorites!
ReplyDeleteThe Andromeda Strain by Michael Crichton
ReplyDeleteJournal of a Plague Year, by Daniel Defoe.
Night Of The Living Dead by George Romero.
ReplyDeleteTRUTH REVEALED
ReplyDeleteMark Alford wants to run for Mayor of KCMO when he retires from TV broadcasting!
Discerning observers will notice that he's taken several steps over the last few years to lay the groundwork in place to make this possible.
Yes, it's a pipe-dream for this natty narcissist, but TV talking heads are exactly known for above-average intelligence.
Could he be any worse than Sly or Quinton Lickass?
DeleteThe Omega Man by Richard Matheson.
ReplyDeleteHow about "Valley of the Dolls"?
ReplyDeleteGreat old children's book.
What's a book?
ReplyDelete@9:56, Alford hasn't ever and would never live in KCMO!
ReplyDeleteLike most parasites, he only owes his livelihood and wealth to KCMO while residing in the "Paris of the Plains" across State Line Road.
And your book suggestions suck, he should read something more age appropriate, like "The Further Adventures Of Little Black Sambo"!
he seems like a nice guy.
ReplyDeleteInvasion of The Body Snatchers. I hope he doesnt read them like he reads a teleprompter.
ReplyDeleteAnyone ever notice how Mark who doesn't live in Kansas City is never attacked about such or told to shut the fuck up about speaking about Kansas City?
ReplyDeleteAren't the children suffering enough with corona virus?
ReplyDeleteHe'll read them his autobiography My Life As A Dwarf
ReplyDelete"Snow White and the Channel 4 Dwarf" is a great book.
ReplyDeleteOf course he'll want them to send him pictures of themselves in their jammies
ReplyDeleteIs this a new version of Drag Queen Story Hour?
ReplyDeleteMark Alford = "Uncle" Ed Muscari
ReplyDeleteHow about "Catcher in the Rye" and "Portnoy's Complaint". Kids love those.
ReplyDelete"Fifty Shades of Grey" before nap time. Get some feedback.
Do that in reverse. Have the kids read to him. Guarantee those kids can read better than him. Dude stumbles over every word on the teleprompter. He has one job and cannot do it.
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