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Can we read Animal Farm Uncle Mark? It’s one of my favorites!
The Andromeda Strain by Michael CrichtonJournal of a Plague Year, by Daniel Defoe.
Night Of The Living Dead by George Romero.
TRUTH REVEALEDMark Alford wants to run for Mayor of KCMO when he retires from TV broadcasting!Discerning observers will notice that he's taken several steps over the last few years to lay the groundwork in place to make this possible. Yes, it's a pipe-dream for this natty narcissist, but TV talking heads are exactly known for above-average intelligence.
The Omega Man by Richard Matheson.
How about "Valley of the Dolls"?Great old children's book.
What's a book?
@9:56, Alford hasn't ever and would never live in KCMO!Like most parasites, he only owes his livelihood and wealth to KCMO while residing in the "Paris of the Plains" across State Line Road.And your book suggestions suck, he should read something more age appropriate, like "The Further Adventures Of Little Black Sambo"!
he seems like a nice guy.
Invasion of The Body Snatchers. I hope he doesnt read them like he reads a teleprompter.
Anyone ever notice how Mark who doesn't live in Kansas City is never attacked about such or told to shut the fuck up about speaking about Kansas City?
Aren't the children suffering enough with corona virus?
He'll read them his autobiography My Life As A Dwarf
"Snow White and the Channel 4 Dwarf" is a great book.
Could he be any worse than Sly or Quinton Lickass?
Of course he'll want them to send him pictures of themselves in their jammies
Is this a new version of Drag Queen Story Hour?
Mark Alford = "Uncle" Ed Muscari
How about "Catcher in the Rye" and "Portnoy's Complaint". Kids love those."Fifty Shades of Grey" before nap time. Get some feedback.
Do that in reverse. Have the kids read to him. Guarantee those kids can read better than him. Dude stumbles over every word on the teleprompter. He has one job and cannot do it.
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