Monday, March 16, 2020

TKC MUST SEE!!! KANSAS CITY MORNING ANCHOR MARK ALFORD LAUNCHES SOCIAL MEDIA STORY HOUR FOR YOUNGSTERS AMID CORONAVIRUS LOCK DOWN!!!



A worthwhile effort and activity from a Kansas City newsman:

Mark Alford: "As a public service for your kids this week who may be stuck at home.... I’ll be reading kids books live on this fb page at 2pm everyday.

"Please tune in. And please share this so we can have a huge audience. We’ll call it “Uncle Mark’s Story Hour”

"Send in your suggestions for books you want me to read to kids!"
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You decide . . .

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can we read Animal Farm Uncle Mark? It’s one of my favorites!

Anonymous said...

The Andromeda Strain by Michael Crichton

Journal of a Plague Year, by Daniel Defoe.

Anonymous said...

Night Of The Living Dead by George Romero.

Anonymous said...

TRUTH REVEALED

Mark Alford wants to run for Mayor of KCMO when he retires from TV broadcasting!

Discerning observers will notice that he's taken several steps over the last few years to lay the groundwork in place to make this possible.

Yes, it's a pipe-dream for this natty narcissist, but TV talking heads are exactly known for above-average intelligence.

Anonymous said...

The Omega Man by Richard Matheson.

Anonymous said...

How about "Valley of the Dolls"?
Great old children's book.

Anonymous said...

What's a book?

Anonymous said...

@9:56, Alford hasn't ever and would never live in KCMO!

Like most parasites, he only owes his livelihood and wealth to KCMO while residing in the "Paris of the Plains" across State Line Road.

And your book suggestions suck, he should read something more age appropriate, like "The Further Adventures Of Little Black Sambo"!

Anonymous said...

he seems like a nice guy.

Anonymous said...

Invasion of The Body Snatchers. I hope he doesnt read them like he reads a teleprompter.

Anonymous said...

Anyone ever notice how Mark who doesn't live in Kansas City is never attacked about such or told to shut the fuck up about speaking about Kansas City?

Anonymous said...

Aren't the children suffering enough with corona virus?

Anonymous said...

He'll read them his autobiography My Life As A Dwarf

Anonymous said...

"Snow White and the Channel 4 Dwarf" is a great book.

Anonymous said...

Could he be any worse than Sly or Quinton Lickass?

Anonymous said...

Of course he'll want them to send him pictures of themselves in their jammies

Anonymous said...

Is this a new version of Drag Queen Story Hour?

Anonymous said...

Mark Alford = "Uncle" Ed Muscari

Representative Fart and Swallow-well said...

How about "Catcher in the Rye" and "Portnoy's Complaint". Kids love those.

"Fifty Shades of Grey" before nap time. Get some feedback.

Anonymous said...

Do that in reverse. Have the kids read to him. Guarantee those kids can read better than him. Dude stumbles over every word on the teleprompter. He has one job and cannot do it.