The world's most accurate encyclopedia tells us that astrology is a pseudoscience that claims to divine information about human affairs and terrestrial events by studying the movements and relative positions of celestial objects.
Translation . . .
Astrology is total garbage that's even less accurate than political polling.
Or, as one of my Grandma's neighbors on Highland used to tell us about all things regarding the occult:
"That sh*t is the Devil!!!"
Nevertheless, as a heavenly contract that could reach as high as $200-MILLION awaits Kansas City Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes, charlatans are now consulting the stars on the topic of his very public love life.
Here's a link sent our way by the best and brightest Kansas City readers so that our blog community can devote this Sunday to DEBUNKING the phony hocus pocus that's tragically enduring a renaissance with Millennials.
On the surface, Patrick Mahomes and Brittany Matthews appear like the perfect couple. What started out as a high school romance has blossomed into a long-lasting partnership and one of the most adorable relationships in the NFL. Fresh of Mahomes' historic Super Bowl win, here is a look at how Mahomes and Matthews were destined to be together based on their signs.
Brief aside . . .
Some upstart Astrology app is in a war with Google over access to deliver horrible advice via tech to millions. And so, it's fair to say that the fight over star signs continues even in a world ruled by science and cold calculations.
Back to footballer dalliances. A Kansas City astrologer claims:
"Based on their signs, it is pretty clear that the two are a perfect match. It is also evident that their love is meant to last, which is somewhat of a rarity with celebrities and high-profile sports figures these days."
Then again, recent studies claim that divorce is rising among the rich as it turns out money can't buy love, happiness or a Super Bowl repeat.
You decide . . .