Sunday, February 23, 2020

TKC SUNDAY FACT CHECK!!! ASTROLOGY SOOTHSAYERS SCRUTINIZE ROMANCE OF KANSAS CITY CHIEFS QB PATRICK MAHOMES AND GF BRITTANY MATTHEWS!!!



The world's most accurate encyclopedia tells us that astrology is a pseudoscience that claims to divine information about human affairs and terrestrial events by studying the movements and relative positions of celestial objects.

Translation . . .

Astrology is total garbage that's even less accurate than political polling. 

Or, as one of my Grandma's neighbors on Highland used to tell us about all things regarding the occult:

"That sh*t is the Devil!!!"

Nevertheless, as a heavenly contract that could reach as high as $200-MILLION awaits Kansas City Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes, charlatans are now consulting the stars on the topic of his very public love life.

Here's a link sent our way by the best and brightest Kansas City readers so that our blog community can devote this Sunday to DEBUNKING the phony hocus pocus that's tragically enduring a renaissance with Millennials.

Are Patrick Mahomes and Brittany Matthews Destined to Be Together Forever? What Their Signs Say

On the surface, Patrick Mahomes and Brittany Matthews appear like the perfect couple. What started out as a high school romance has blossomed into a long-lasting partnership and one of the most adorable relationships in the NFL. Fresh of Mahomes' historic Super Bowl win, here is a look at how Mahomes and Matthews were destined to be together based on their signs.


Brief aside . . .

Some upstart Astrology app is in a war with Google over access to deliver horrible advice via tech to millions. And so, it's fair to say that the fight over star signs continues even in a world ruled by science and cold calculations.

Back to footballer dalliances. A Kansas City astrologer claims:

"Based on their signs, it is pretty clear that the two are a perfect match. It is also evident that their love is meant to last, which is somewhat of a rarity with celebrities and high-profile sports figures these days."

Then again, recent studies claim that divorce is rising among the rich as it turns out money can't buy love, happiness or a Super Bowl repeat.

You decide . . .

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

The political polling said the Hillary Clinton was going to win the 2016 election but she didn't. Sad.

Anonymous said...

Actually, most of the polling was correct and within the 3.5 margin of error. She did win the popular vote.

Tude said...

Sure, astrology is frivolous. Most people seem to agree on that but then you ask them if the know "what their sign is" and most people know that too. Weird.

Mr. Dumass KC said...

Why is Mercury always in f*cking retrograde?

Anonymous said...

the moon's gravity affects the tides of world's oceans. Couldn't possibly affect humans who never lack the proper analytical tools b/c humans are autonomous ball bearings with thumbs that roll all over the surface of the planet.

Anonymous said...

you aren't anything else but some violin or fucked up trombone getting plucked upon by more factors than you realize.

Anonymous said...

most adorable relationships in the NFL

Wow must really be a slow news day.
By this time next year each will be banging someone else. Sorry but relationships of the rich and famous never last to long.

Anonymous said...

10:03 All that proves that most of America is sick in the head.

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- STARGAZING


Girlfriend's Las Vegas reading:

"On February 2, Taurus (the Bull) entered Uranus to usher in the House of the Rising Son!!!"

Anonymous said...

10:06 that's how you learn to do the hokey pokey.

Anonymous said...

Astrology matters about as much as winning the popular vote in a presidential race when the electoral college matters.

Anonymous said...

Who would care about a relationship outside of their own? Do you also care how many times Kim Kardashian has been tapped? End of the day, it's whether your dick gets wet or you take it in the ass for the team once again. Go SLugger.

Anonymous said...

If that Mahomes thing doesn't work out, I will take her to a nice dinner out at Applebees.....if it's payday. If not, we might have to do fast food. Anyway, I'll take good care of her Patrick. I make almost $20 an hour, so she'll be ok.

Anonymous said...

Angry incels are being angry.

Leave these kids alone. In the timeframe these 2 have been an item I've known some to have married and divorced twice, so apparently they're doing something right.

Anonymous said...

"The world's most accurate encyclopedia"


LOL now that's a good one.

Anonymous said...

I hope Gloria Allred already contacted her and told her to marry him at the courthouse ASAP.

Anonymous said...

Who cares ?

Anonymous said...

U so, that's why u commented.

Anonymous said...

Good for him. he brought in a lot of money and deserves a big contract. As for his personal life, that's his business.

Anonymous said...

I heard she could swallow a horse's cock.