TKC CAPTION CONTEST!!! WHAT'S KCMO MAYOR QUINTON LUCAS THINKING???



A public post from the Mayor's personal FB features the young politico looking "pensive" to say the least.

Our quickie question as we gather more info . . .

WHAT'S KANSAS CITY MAYOR QUINTON LUCAS THINKING IN THIS PHOTO?!?!?

It's Friday, the temperature is nice, try to be clever and not totally creepy.

More in a bit . . .

Comments

  1. Whatever it is, it's DEFINITELY not about potholes.

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    1. "I wonder if I can get a meeting with Katheryn Shields and ask her what it's like to run Kansas City?"

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    2. ^^^ Lulz.

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  2. Q “I wish I was in Lawrence at my favorite gay bar.”

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  3. OMG best mayor ever!

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  4. I'm the mayor but no one pays attention to me.

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  5. "Chicken wings sounds good for dinner".

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  6. "That TKC blog sure is filled with losers. Starting with T, bahwhahahahaha!"

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  7. "Maybe people would take me more seriously if I started wearing a bow tie."

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  8. MAYOR LUCAS: (Thinking...) "Hmmm...., if two gay black men get married and adopt a baby, which one is supposed to abandon the family?"

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    1. If I see a Nazi and a corporate TIF attorney on the street, which one do I run over first while evading potholes in the free bus?

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    2. The attorney: business before pleasure.

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  9. MAYOR LUCAS: (Thinking) "I just saw my "Pothole" car in a new Escalade, hmmmm..."

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  10. Oops "Czar"

    :)

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  11. “Affirmative action has been very good to me”

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  12. After 100 years of rip-off corporate welfare commitments by mostly white & straight city government how can we wind it back so we can pay for the things the people actually need?

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  13. Chuck wins it. Funny shiz!

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    1. It's not even a joke and clownboy can't spell.

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  14. 5:56 Must be Adam Schiff. Sure moron, it's all whitey's fault.

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  15. ^^^^OK BOOMER.

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  16. Here's exactly what he was thinking:

    "Damn, Sly sure f*cked things up around here!"

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    1. ^^^ My favorite so far.

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  17. 5:57 that’s all you can say.......ok boomer, missy you need to get out more!

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  18. Maybe I can go to prison. I bet Mike Sanders is having a lot of great sex

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  19. "Wish I was white."

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    1. Just happy to not be a moron.

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  20. I bet Mary Sanchez tries to interfere in the 2020 election.

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  21. I bet the KC Star hires more editorial people to help the Dems in 2020.

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  22. I bet Vince Foster comes back to haunt Hillary.

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  23. I bet the economy doing so great with record minority employment means the Star will bitch louder before fading completely in the sunset.

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  24. I bet the Russians help Bernie cause Trump will win 90% of electoral votes

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  25. I bet Adam Schiff sucks a dong playing ping pong with Putin

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  26. I feel so effeminate.

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  27. I sure will miss the star

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  28. I need to put some bucks on the group that is taking the Star to the cleaners

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  29. I wish Cleaver would go in with me to buy a carwash

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  30. AOC has some big ok’ titties.
    Nancy does too.
    Adam Schiff is one.

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  31. TKC has some good news, too bad Tony loves to instigate his Nazi little bitches into spewing their racist sexist resentments.

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  32. "I wonder what he looks like naked?"

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  33. “I wish there were more homosexuals like 7:27”

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  34. "You ever see a more racist and homophobic website than Tony's Kansas City? That's a pretty disgusting bunch of losers right there."

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  35. I wish Kansas City had a building that looked like a giant penis.

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  36. TOP PHOTO -- PENSIVE ENVY

    "I should have voted for Jolie Justus!!!"
    -- Selfie Q

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  37. Quinton thinking:

    "Thank Heaven that 90% of the Internet trolls who talk smack about Kansas City, MO live in Overland Park, Kansas and only bother to vote once every 8 years."

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  38. Merv the Perv2/21/20, 8:53 PM

    "Does cock taste better with Gates sauce, or Arthur Bryant's?

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    1. You tell us Merv, you seem like the expert. Especially since YOU seem to think about cock frequently.

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  39. "I've never owned a home in Kansas City but I'm the mayor. Weird."

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    1. I wish Nazi scum would stop pulling fake citizenship requirements out of their Nazi anus so I could spend more time on governing.

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  40. Did I shart or is it just ball sweat?

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  41. who's got the keys keys keys
    to my
    balls balls balls

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  42. i heard 'anus' was that word that they teach you to use in _________.

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  43. “Hmm… I don’t remember reading in the convention hotel contract the city tax payers would pay $4 million dollars to the private developers. Oh wait, I didn’t read the contract. Geeze, I hope people don’t’ remember that I am a lawyer and teach contract law at KU Law School … I really hope they don’t figure out I avoided the convention hotel issue like the plague because didn’t want to derail my run for mayor…. $4 million now is nothing in next week’s news cycle. People will forget it. Anyway, I am just going to put my time in until Cleaver retires then I will be a U.S. Congressman – YEAH !!!! …. That waiter at lunch was so handsome! Maybe I can go back and get a selfie with him.”

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