Friday, February 21, 2020

TKC CAPTION CONTEST!!! WHAT'S KCMO MAYOR QUINTON LUCAS THINKING???



A public post from the Mayor's personal FB features the young politico looking "pensive" to say the least.

Our quickie question as we gather more info . . .

WHAT'S KANSAS CITY MAYOR QUINTON LUCAS THINKING IN THIS PHOTO?!?!?

It's Friday, the temperature is nice, try to be clever and not totally creepy.

More in a bit . . .

55 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whatever it is, it's DEFINITELY not about potholes.

Inner Voice said...

"I wonder if I can get a meeting with Katheryn Shields and ask her what it's like to run Kansas City?"

Anonymous said...

^^^ Lulz.

Anonymous said...

Q “I wish I was in Lawrence at my favorite gay bar.”

Anonymous said...

OMG best mayor ever!

Anonymous said...

I'm the mayor but no one pays attention to me.

Anonymous said...

"Chicken wings sounds good for dinner".

Anonymous said...

"That TKC blog sure is filled with losers. Starting with T, bahwhahahahaha!"

Anonymous said...

"Maybe people would take me more seriously if I started wearing a bow tie."

chuck said...

MAYOR LUCAS: (Thinking...) "Hmmm...., if two gay black men get married and adopt a baby, which one is supposed to abandon the family?"

chuck said...

MAYOR LUCAS: (Thinking) "I just saw my "Pothole" car in a new Escalade, hmmmm..."

Anonymous said...

Oops "Czar"

:)

Anonymous said...

“Affirmative action has been very good to me”

Anonymous said...

After 100 years of rip-off corporate welfare commitments by mostly white & straight city government how can we wind it back so we can pay for the things the people actually need?

Anonymous said...

Chuck wins it. Funny shiz!

Anonymous said...

5:56 Must be Adam Schiff. Sure moron, it's all whitey's fault.

Anonymous said...

^^^^OK BOOMER.

RT said...

Here's exactly what he was thinking:

"Damn, Sly sure f*cked things up around here!"

Anonymous said...

^^^ My favorite so far.

Silvestor orgalthorp said...

..”why do we have armpits?”

Anonymous said...

5:57 that’s all you can say.......ok boomer, missy you need to get out more!

Indep Res said...

Maybe I can go to prison. I bet Mike Sanders is having a lot of great sex

Anonymous said...

LOL

Anonymous said...

"Wish I was white."

Anonymous said...

I bet Mary Sanchez tries to interfere in the 2020 election.

Anonymous said...

I bet the KC Star hires more editorial people to help the Dems in 2020.

Anonymous said...

I bet Vince Foster comes back to haunt Hillary.

Anonymous said...

If I see a Nazi and a corporate TIF attorney on the street, which one do I run over first while evading potholes in the free bus?

Anonymous said...

I bet the economy doing so great with record minority employment means the Star will bitch louder before fading completely in the sunset.

Anonymous said...

The attorney: business before pleasure.

Anonymous said...

I bet the Russians help Bernie cause Trump will win 90% of electoral votes

Anonymous said...

It's not even a joke and clownboy can't spell.

Anonymous said...

I bet Adam Schiff sucks a dong playing ping pong with Putin

Anonymous said...

I feel so effeminate.

Anonymous said...

I sure will miss the star

Anonymous said...

Just happy to not be a moron.

Anonymous said...

I need to put some bucks on the group that is taking the Star to the cleaners

Anonymous said...

I wish Cleaver would go in with me to buy a carwash

Anonymous said...

AOC has some big ok’ titties.
Nancy does too.
Adam Schiff is one.

Anonymous said...

TKC has some good news, too bad Tony loves to instigate his Nazi little bitches into spewing their racist sexist resentments.

Anonymous said...

"I wonder what he looks like naked?"

Anonymous said...

“I wish there were more homosexuals like 7:27”

Anonymous said...

"You ever see a more racist and homophobic website than Tony's Kansas City? That's a pretty disgusting bunch of losers right there."

Anonymous said...

I wish Kansas City had a building that looked like a giant penis.

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- PENSIVE ENVY

"I should have voted for Jolie Justus!!!"
-- Selfie Q

Anonymous said...

Quinton thinking:

"Thank Heaven that 90% of the Internet trolls who talk smack about Kansas City, MO live in Overland Park, Kansas and only bother to vote once every 8 years."

Merv the Perv said...

"Does cock taste better with Gates sauce, or Arthur Bryant's?

Anonymous said...

You tell us Merv, you seem like the expert. Especially since YOU seem to think about cock frequently.

Anonymous said...

"I've never owned a home in Kansas City but I'm the mayor. Weird."

Anonymous said...

Did I shart or is it just ball sweat?

Anonymous said...

who's got the keys keys keys
to my
balls balls balls

Anonymous said...

I wish Nazi scum would stop pulling fake citizenship requirements out of their Nazi anus so I could spend more time on governing.

Anonymous said...

i heard 'anus' was that word that they teach you to use in _________.

Anonymous said...

“Hmm… I don’t remember reading in the convention hotel contract the city tax payers would pay $4 million dollars to the private developers. Oh wait, I didn’t read the contract. Geeze, I hope people don’t’ remember that I am a lawyer and teach contract law at KU Law School … I really hope they don’t figure out I avoided the convention hotel issue like the plague because didn’t want to derail my run for mayor…. $4 million now is nothing in next week’s news cycle. People will forget it. Anyway, I am just going to put my time in until Cleaver retires then I will be a U.S. Congressman – YEAH !!!! …. That waiter at lunch was so handsome! Maybe I can go back and get a selfie with him.”

Anonymous said...

^^^ FTW!