Opinion, Jokes and Stories from KC
Whatever it is, it's DEFINITELY not about potholes.
"I wonder if I can get a meeting with Katheryn Shields and ask her what it's like to run Kansas City?"
Q “I wish I was in Lawrence at my favorite gay bar.”
OMG best mayor ever!
I'm the mayor but no one pays attention to me.
"Chicken wings sounds good for dinner".
"That TKC blog sure is filled with losers. Starting with T, bahwhahahahaha!"
"Maybe people would take me more seriously if I started wearing a bow tie."
MAYOR LUCAS: (Thinking...) "Hmmm...., if two gay black men get married and adopt a baby, which one is supposed to abandon the family?"
MAYOR LUCAS: (Thinking) "I just saw my "Pothole" car in a new Escalade, hmmmm..."
“Affirmative action has been very good to me”
After 100 years of rip-off corporate welfare commitments by mostly white & straight city government how can we wind it back so we can pay for the things the people actually need?
Chuck wins it. Funny shiz!
5:56 Must be Adam Schiff. Sure moron, it's all whitey's fault.
Here's exactly what he was thinking: "Damn, Sly sure f*cked things up around here!"
^^^ My favorite so far.
..”why do we have armpits?”
5:57 that’s all you can say.......ok boomer, missy you need to get out more!
Maybe I can go to prison. I bet Mike Sanders is having a lot of great sex
"Wish I was white."
I bet Mary Sanchez tries to interfere in the 2020 election.
I bet the KC Star hires more editorial people to help the Dems in 2020.
I bet Vince Foster comes back to haunt Hillary.
If I see a Nazi and a corporate TIF attorney on the street, which one do I run over first while evading potholes in the free bus?
I bet the economy doing so great with record minority employment means the Star will bitch louder before fading completely in the sunset.
The attorney: business before pleasure.
I bet the Russians help Bernie cause Trump will win 90% of electoral votes
It's not even a joke and clownboy can't spell.
I bet Adam Schiff sucks a dong playing ping pong with Putin
I feel so effeminate.
I sure will miss the star
Just happy to not be a moron.
I need to put some bucks on the group that is taking the Star to the cleaners
I wish Cleaver would go in with me to buy a carwash
AOC has some big ok’ titties.Nancy does too.Adam Schiff is one.
TKC has some good news, too bad Tony loves to instigate his Nazi little bitches into spewing their racist sexist resentments.
"I wonder what he looks like naked?"
“I wish there were more homosexuals like 7:27”
"You ever see a more racist and homophobic website than Tony's Kansas City? That's a pretty disgusting bunch of losers right there."
I wish Kansas City had a building that looked like a giant penis.
TOP PHOTO -- PENSIVE ENVY"I should have voted for Jolie Justus!!!" -- Selfie Q
Quinton thinking: "Thank Heaven that 90% of the Internet trolls who talk smack about Kansas City, MO live in Overland Park, Kansas and only bother to vote once every 8 years."
"Does cock taste better with Gates sauce, or Arthur Bryant's?
You tell us Merv, you seem like the expert. Especially since YOU seem to think about cock frequently.
"I've never owned a home in Kansas City but I'm the mayor. Weird."
Did I shart or is it just ball sweat?
who's got the keys keys keysto myballs balls balls
I wish Nazi scum would stop pulling fake citizenship requirements out of their Nazi anus so I could spend more time on governing.
i heard 'anus' was that word that they teach you to use in _________.
“Hmm… I don’t remember reading in the convention hotel contract the city tax payers would pay $4 million dollars to the private developers. Oh wait, I didn’t read the contract. Geeze, I hope people don’t’ remember that I am a lawyer and teach contract law at KU Law School … I really hope they don’t figure out I avoided the convention hotel issue like the plague because didn’t want to derail my run for mayor…. $4 million now is nothing in next week’s news cycle. People will forget it. Anyway, I am just going to put my time in until Cleaver retires then I will be a U.S. Congressman – YEAH !!!! …. That waiter at lunch was so handsome! Maybe I can go back and get a selfie with him.”
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