Tuesday, February 04, 2020

Kansas City Unsweet Abstinence Revealed

A diet regimen explored in great detail and with impressive results . . . Here's Kansas City's very best lifestyle writer offering his FIRST HAND reporting on a recent sacrifice . . . Checkit:

I Gave Up Sugar For An Entire Year-And Here's What Happened - In Kansas City

If you must know, I ate 23 frosted sugar cookies on New Year's Eve 2018. I probably would have eaten more, but I only ordered two dozen of 'em. Imagine how pissed I was when I realized the bakery shorted me a cookie. Bastards. Why would anyone willingly inhale that many cookies?

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gave up sugar too, got the same results. The stuff has even been linked to the increase in cancers.

Anonymous said...

Still looks like a walking emergency

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- BEFORE AND AFTER PHOTO FAKERY

Before: Pinkish hue, open shirt, leaning back, leg stance together

After: Pale hue, buttoned shirt, leaning forward, space between legs

Result: very little difference!!!

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately, truly avoiding sugar is virtually impossible. Everything processed, aka food items I can afford, all have that garbage. I do my darndest to get natural sugars where I can, but mainly trying to keep it in moderation. Then again, I'm fat because of beer. I try to not make fun of the fatties and their morbidly obese kids sucking down 64oz cokes at the convenience store when I'm grabbing my weekly 12pack.

MDLQ said...

....I gave up trumpootie.....never looked back!
....just flushed the pence and walked away........sent it to Malaria down in
Fla. ............

Anonymous said...

Avoiding sugar will cut down you weight some but it's those nasty Carbs that get you the most.

Anonymous said...

Wow. Brain damage from acute TDS.

Anonymous said...

^^OK Boomer.