Wednesday, February 05, 2020

Cringey Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl Parade Speeches Disappoint History

The reality is that nobody said much of anything worth remembering at this so-called "historic" event . . . To be fair, it was nice that Travis Kelce took a bit of time to shake hands with the military before his tirade that was slightly less eloquent than drunk talk heard at every sports bar in the nation on Sunday.

Here's a more upbeat recap that confirms our thesis:

Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelce honor Andy Reid with emphatic speeches at Super Bowl parade

The Kansas City Chiefs' first Super Bowl championship parade in 50 seasons concluded at Union Station with several speeches to a crowd that was estimated to have nearly 1 million people in attendance. After talks from Missouri governor Mike Parsons, mayor Quinton Lucas, team owner Clark Hunt and president Mark Donovan, general manager Brett Veach was kind enough to say what we all were thinking.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

1 Million People

ROFLMAO

Anonymous said...

^^^^ And don't forget 25 million tourists on top of that.

Anonymous said...

Speeches were great! Didn’t like em’? You must be TKC poster.

Anonymous said...

^^No we just know shit when we see it. Speaking of, I just caught a whiff of you.

Anonymous said...

I would hope so Maude, being as how I have my dick shoved down your throat.

Anonymous said...

No more obscene than the speeches at a MAGA rally and certainly more coherent.

Anonymous said...

TDS

Anonymous said...

^^Dementia.