SHOCK!!! SHOW-ME 'SLAVE TRADE HOMEWORK' SCANDAL IN MISSOURI!!!

Local news sensation today as youngsters get a first hand lesson in divisive American politics and probably garner more culture sensitivity class-time. Checkit:

Missouri School Investigating 'Slave Trade' Homework Assignment

A Missouri elementary school is investigating reports that fifth grade students were given assignments last week that asked them to consider the price of slaves on their hypothetical plantation - and what price to assign the slaves.

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  1. If Quan'Quan has three hoes and puts a cap in that one bitch, how many hoes do Quan'Quan be having then?

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  2. ^^^^ that’s the best thing I’ve heard all day!!!

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  3. answer is fiddy cents.

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  4. If they were as problematic as their descendants, $5 for two slaves sounds pretty steep.

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  5. Well, in 1850, slaves were worth more than they are now. Mechanization has reduced the need for slaves since 1850. But the main difference is all the welfare programs that have eliminated the willingness for a slave to work.

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