Friday, October 25, 2019

SHOCK!!! SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS SOLVED THE KANSAS CITY MARIJUANA DEBATE AND WON THE 2020 ELECTION!?!



This week Kansas City weed activists stormed city hall and demanded the right to be heard after they were silenced during a committee meeting. Their frustration is reminiscent of so many voters who also feel powerless to change 'politics as usual' on both the local and national level.

To wit . . .

SENATOR BERNIE SANDERS AND HIS MARIJUANA REFORM PLAN GAVE EVERYBODY WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR A REASON TO VOTE IN 2020 & TAUNT THEIR DRUNK UNCLE AMID THE HOLIDAYS!!!

You d-bags said it first, the candidate who gets SERIOUS about weed reform WINS an otherwise nasty, dour and angry election.

TKC'S STONER SOCIAL MEDIA FRIENDS CLAIM: ONLY WEED CAN REALLY UNITE THE NATION AND CALM PEOPLE WHO TAKE POLITICS FAR TOO SERIOUSLY!!!

It's a bold move and the merch alone will make the election season much more fun IF the Democratic Party doesn't alienate the progressive vote yet again.

Check the links . . .

Fox News: Bern One Down - Sanders introduces plan to legalize marijuana nationwide during first 100 days in office

CNN: Sanders unveils plan to legalize marijuana, invest tax revenue in minority businesses

VOX: Bernie Sanders released a plan to legalize marijuana (at 4:20 pm)

You decide . . .

41 comments:

Foist said...

Bernie is a friend indeed!

Anonymous said...

Double edged sword. This will win over younger voters but alienate women. If Bernie was smart he would team up with Warren and figure out who could really lead the ticket. They would be stronger together.

Anonymous said...

Weed > Wall

Anonymous said...

^^^ And that's your first best selling t-shirt idea TKC!

Real KC said...

Beating up on Bernie will be too dangerous from Trump. If he gets too rough than even his own party will abandon him. He's actually going to have to show some patience to overcome this, and that's not his expertise.

Anonymous said...


That's the problem. People aren't taking politics serious enough.

Anonymous said...

^^^ TRUE!

blame Trump & Hillary for that.

Anonymous said...

Of course, the stoners will have to remember to register and figure out when and where to vote, but that is gonna be really, really gnarly, man. Better to just express an opinion and go on down the road. There's great weed there anyway.

Anonymous said...

Either Biden/Warren or Sanders/Warren is the Republican Nightmare!
And both Joe and Bernie would only serve one term, leaving Elizabeth, a sitting Vice-President, in a perfect position to become the First Woman President and to continue the restoration of the Nation to the glory and prestige it had up until 2017.

US House in 2018, White House in 2020 (plus the Senate)!

Anonymous said...

Dude weed. Weed being illegal has some benefits. Hardly anyone actually goes to jail for weed. Most people in jail for weed pled down from a worse offense and so it helps them get a little less jail time. They will no longer have this option if weed is legalized, so look for the jails to get even more packed, and for even longer

chuck said...

I don't care who is smokin weed.

What is crazy, is that Americans, could, in any way, countenance the election of Bernie Sanders. Bernie has NEVAR held a job in a For Profit company, lived in his parents basement until he was mayor and agrees with AOC, that the world will end in 12 years because of "Climate Change".

This is a straight line, prima facie result of graduating idiots from colleges all over the country, with degrees in "WOKE" studies, who are unable to accomplish Long Division. Cause..., you know..., math is racist.

The Nation, would be far, far better off, with President Flav-A-Flav.

Go ahead and laugh, I'm not.

Flav-A-Flav feels the pressure, has to make ends meet, scrambles with some bullshit Reality Show, makes appearances, sells himself and KNOWS he has to make money somehow some way.

Again, Americans are far, far, far, more, light years dumber than they were just 20 years ago.

If you think Medicare for all, including illegals is no big deal and we can "raise taxes" on the rich to pay for it, you're fucking, fucking, fucking stupid as fuck.

Sanders or Warren gets elected and the economy will crash at 9:01 EST November 8th, 2020.

Anonymous said...

^^how come you're not at work you lazy bastard?

chuck said...

10:35 More interesting..., why are you ALWAYS home, you indolent, lazy maggot when I have a day off?

Anonymous said...

^^^ because it is either Byron, who lives off of Tax Payer money or another welfare leech just like Bryon who never worked a day in their life.

Human Scum said...

I’ll vote for any Democrat over Trump. Any! I don’t care if they prop up the corpse of JFK. The rotting body is much smarter than Trump and most Republicans. Shit. At least the brain dead JFK won’t embarrass himself and the nation daily. It can’t be corrupted and bought by Russia, either.

Lock! Trump! Up! Get use to hearing it, snowflakes.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Good morning, troll.

I have worked many days in my life, & I'm not living off the taxpayers' money, & I'm so afraid of Chuck that I would only criticize him anonymously, right?

Stupid, Republican.

You can't legalize marijuana because this is a free country.

Anonymous said...

They only want to legalize it so the lazy no good do nothing but draw welfare blacks won’t go to jail and clog them up so...

Anonymous said...

Wait! Chuck, you spend your off days on TKC?!?!?! OMG! What a life-failure! LOL!! It's beautiful outside and you're arguing with anonymous trolls and spouting incoherent conspiracy theories instead of living a meaningful life? Too funny! Chuck, your life is a cautionary tale of what not to do. "Kids: take a good luck at chuck, this is what happens when you dropout of school. "Do you you want that for yourselves?" "Don't be a chuck! Stay in school."

Anonymous said...

All the losers who used dope in high school became actual dopes. It dulled their brains. That why they call it dope. Dope.

Anonymous said...

^^and yet they had fun, fun, fum, and still do. You? You ended up here. They won! weird.

Anonymous said...

Oh, Chimp-chump, you don't work and never have. You head-butt the fake palm trees and play hide the banana in that cage all day with the bananas that are bought by zoo ticket sales and taxpayers.

Anonymous said...

"Again, Americans are far, far, far, more, light years dumber than they were just 20 years ago."

You're right chuck. You are living proof.

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Anonymous said...

Dude, I started smoking weed in junior high after seeing my friends drink alcohol and really mess their lives up. A couple of them died alcohol related deaths and others continue to progressively get worse. I have smoked weed everyday for over 30 years and find it to be non-addictive and relaxing.

chuck said...

1:25 Go ahead and cut costs at your house by 70% in order to send MORE money to Washington DC to Democrat/Fascists who are going to make life changing decisions for you.

You are the personification of ignorance and willful impercipience in search of ever darker rose colored glasses and ear plugs to stem the objective reality of the categorical failure of your Socialist leaders and their initiatives.

You are parasympathetically retarded - needing, indeed, to remind yourself to breathe. Luckily, the need to remind yourself to buy toilet paper in the coming Socialist America won't overload your negligible olfactory bulb, already immune to the smells of not just the shit your leaders proffer, but the pile in your pants, cause, there won't be any fuckin toilet paper.

Anonymous said...

^^It's your day off chuck...give us a day off from the constant shit-throwing against a brick wall you do on the daily. Don't you have anything better to do????

Anonymous said...

Oh, CHIMPSTER, we're having fun watching you do silly monkeyshines. They make you look like you've CHOOMED most of your brain away.

Anonymous said...

Who decides what is better ?

Anonymous said...

2:05 Says the guy who skips work at Burger King to stay at home and hang on Chuck's every word.

Anonymous said...

^^Let me help you because you seem really, really, dumb. Anything is better then spending a day on a blog. You, like the rest of the nearly-departed who spend their remaining days on here arguing with trolls who easily bait them, don't seem to understand that. Hope that helps!

Anonymous said...

First, It's already legal recreationally or medically in 31 states.
Second, weed users have supported minority owned businesses for decades. Third, stoners are too stoned to vote.

Anonymous said...

Stoned homeless potheads panhandling for weed $$ are a big problem in Denver.

Anonymous said...

Bro, dude, whatever, EVERY DAY?! YOUR statement putting only those two consumptions as contrast for which one causes earlier deaths just told alot on you! Too many variables go into what the total lifestyles are for you and them. We all know there is: MODERATION vs REEFER MADNESS and MODERATION vs LUSH. We know there's: PHYSICAL IMPACTS OF IMBALANCES IN NUTRITION, ACTIVITY, ENVIRONMENT, AND PSYCHOLOGY affecting longevity.

You're about 42 to 45, and you ain't dead, yet, CHEECH. But, if you said you're a wackytabacky fiend of 50 years, then....Hmmmmm....weed over alcohol wins---for you, huh?

Anonymous said...

It’s Stoner Bashing time....

Anonymous said...

Says the trolly 'tard @2:44, here for the 3rd time in barely over an hour. Just another hypocrite half-wit, one hit weed wonder!

Anonymous said...

It's cool, though. They sleep through most of it, and laugh at the rest, while looking under the cushions for change to get $1 burger.

Anonymous said...

So, you're saying they buy their munchies and incense at Bob's KwikiMart?

Anonymous said...

But Bernie is a crack head.

Anonymous said...

Thanks again for proving my point chuck.

You're dumb as fuck.

Dumb as fuck chuck.

Anonymous said...

1. KCMO's broke, so decriminalizing anything they can make $$$ off of ain't gonna happen. In fact I suspect a weed crackdown/revenue generation effort in the coming weeks now that City Hall has the names of all the stoners who showed up to protest.

2. If every Stoner pledged to take the cash they's have spent on weed, munchies and Dave Matthews concert tickets in a month and donated it to their local politicians they'd have had legal weed in a week.

MDLQ said...

........So, are we gonna' BERN one or not?

you're welcome.