Thursday, September 12, 2019

Mizzou Enrollment Comeback

Continued hype after this college suffered one of the worst right-wing rebukes in the history of modern higher education. Big money Conservatives pretty much DECIMATED the funding and support for this state school because of their alleged waffling in the midst of a social justice controversy and complaints. Now here's another look at the effort to rebuild:

Mizzou enrollment up for the first time since 2015 controversy

COLUMBIA, MO (KCTV) -- Enrollment at the University of Missouri has increased for the first time since its national controversy in 2015 concerning racial issues and equality on campus. The jump in total enrollment is about 1 percent, but freshman enrollment is up 16 percent from 2018 to 2019.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's a "Dumbed Down" college that caters to "Woke" studies and fucks people out of money for useless degrees.

Anonymous said...

Enrollment is up since Mizzou became Grambling of the Midwest. Literacy is way down. The number of black students attending for free is way up.

Anonymous said...

But..but..but..we had a narrative on here! Mizzou was supposed to be done, finished, over. What happened????? Where did we go wrong??? I don't understand it, everyone on here was wrong! How can that be??? I mean sure we're old, out-of-touch, living in an echo chamber, shut-ins and not very worldly, but we had a narrative!!!!!

Anonymous said...

UMKC Marketing Department will sell it as... Einstein Level Freshman flock to UMKC from all over the world and will need a Streetcar to commute from their 375 SqFt River Market Apartments.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Mizzoo had no choice after their idiotic cave to Blacks, now, they have to edumucate them and, as 9:03 said, "Dumb Down" the curricula.

Anonymous said...

9:08, yeah, just what every college needs, an enormous influx of black high school students who are mystified by Long Division and have attitudes.

What could go wrong?

Anonymous said...

^^^I don't know chump...maybe learning????

Anonymous said...

Mizzou and KU need to pump out more people with Gender Studies degrees. How could we possibly fill all the open job that require a gender studies skillset?

Anonymous said...

^^I don't know, as your worthless kids for the answer to that.

Anonymous said...

Chimpy! Your iq doesn't allow for human style learning lol

Anonymous said...

Easy to show enrollment going up when you hand out scholarships like candy at Halloween.

MoDOT Joe said...

Being a 2003 Mizzou grad in civil engineering I deserve more respect for my intellect and academic pedigree than i am currently getting from you shitheads on this blog.

816/387/2345
Is my number at the MoDOT office in st Joseph
JosephTurner@modot.com is my email

Feel free to call or email me with your public apology for your disrespectful attitude towards me and your pledge to donate
To the MU engineer scholarship fund.

Any of you who do not I will personally find out who you are and come kick your fucking worthless ass for being such goddamm pussies with no fucking brain whatsoever.

I DEMAND RESPECT AND I WILL GET IT FROM YOU PEOPLE

Anonymous said...

Damn! Shiyatt muthafukkas, I be needen me a degree too!

MU be on fleek bitches!

Negro pot weaving be gettin me a Doctrate in sumpin!!

Anonymous said...

Glad to see MODot Joe is back.

LOL increased marketing to KCMO and ST. Louis - is either district accredited. The article fails to address the quality of the new and increased enrollment, were standards lowered? What is the SAT average of the new students compared to past classes?

tony the comment remover said...

college is a joke, pure clown world. pay 100k to get a good job.

Anonymous said...

MIZZOU is doing fine. It's bigger than both Ks schools (maybe combined), has better academics, more diverse, draws from two major cities (even has a system campus in each!), and is a member of the best athletic conference in the country.

Anonymous said...

^^^ There are nothing but monkeys in Mizoo.

Anonymous said...

Mizzou abandoned the region to become a wanna be in the SEC. Something for them to laugh about in Georgia, Alabama and Florida. What a bunch of a-holes.

Anonymous said...

2:35 The KCMO school district is bigger than the KS Blue river school district - where would you rather have your kids attend?

Anonymous said...

Be MU

Cave to non-students chimping out

Enrollment plummets with no end in sight

Years pass and alumni are embarrased about the university

Lower standards for admission to pump up the numbers by attracting students who wouldn't have been able to meet the standards 10 years prior

Claim victory

Way to go

Anonymous said...

Monkey U