Tuesday, August 06, 2019

TKC TOLD YOU SO!!! MAHOMES MAGIC CRUNCH SOLD OUT AFTER FANBOY RUN AND NOW SOON TO RESTOCKED!!!

Our blog community was FIRST TO BREAK THIS EARTH SHATTERING NEWS and now here's MSM follow-up:

Hy-Vee expects next Mahomes cereal shipment to arrive this month

KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) - Customers looking for a sweet magical crunch that features Patrick Mahomes might not need to wait much longer. Fans have been demanding more Mahomes Magical Crunch cereal after Kansas City area Hy-Vee stores sold out of the breakfast treat.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm not eating that shit.

Anonymous said...

Now mothers are basically forced to feed their kids junk breakfast food. Smart marketing. Mahomeseriffic.

Anonymous said...

It makes the kids shut up and quiets their whining and complaining and saves mom time before she rushes out the door to hit the daily treadmill at work.

Anonymous said...

Eat this and your kids will turn into Mahomes. It's magic.

Anonymous said...

Capitalism at it's finest.

Anonymous said...

Gross.

Anonymous said...

Gotta' love it!

Anonymous said...

With ketchup?

Anonymous said...

Seriously, there's a significant percentage of the population that is mentally retarded.

If you're an adult, and you choose to spend time sitting on your ass, eating and drinking, while watching adult men play games, you're likely a loser.

If you wear another man's jersey, thinking that his athletic skill will be magically transferred into your body, you ARE a loser.

If you're a Jackson County taxpayer, you're subsidizing the billionaire Hunt family and the millionaire players who are athletically gifted but oftentimes mentally deficient.

You waste your time, effort, and money to make other people wealthy. Your life is so void of meaning that you've given up and live vicariously through others. You know that you're a loser, and you've come to terms with it.

Did somebody say Superbowl?

Anonymous said...

10:48 FTW! As someone posted a few days ago, Chiefs fans would pay for a bag of dog shit if it had a player’s name or picture on it. Pathetic.

Anonymous said...

10:48 That is great stuff! How much is the stuff you are smoking if I chose to be a loser like you and smoke it? Crack or Meth has never been my thing but it seems to work for you and while I am not jealous that you found Jesus in your powder room, I just ask, what do the Cheifs have to do with your personnal problems and opinions outside the fact you had anal sex with Tom Brady ( thats your biz if thats what you are into ) See your fag ass at the superbowl, you wont be there you will be watching it in the HIV hospital, I am sure your dem buddies will fly you some rainbow flags!! GO CHIEFS and TRUMP 2020! Queer eye is shooting in the dem city of KCMO, maybe you will get lucky and be able to suck a dick!

Anonymous said...

"Seriously, there's a significant percentage of the population that is mentally retarded."

Case in point = 12:29AM

Anonymous said...

12:29, please master second grade-level spelling and grammar before your next attack of keyboard diarrhea.