Monday, August 05, 2019

TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! MAHOMES MAGIC CRUNCH ALREADY SOLD OUT!!! FANBOYS CORNER KANSAS CITY MARKETS!!!



The move was inherently a sell-out to start with but not it's official . . .

KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS WARN US THAT MAHOMES MAGIC CRUNCH SOLD OUT IN MOST LOCATIONS!!!

And example from deep in the suburbs . . .

Hyvee 135th & Antioch sold out

Take a look with credit to the BEST & BRIGHTEST of our blog community . . .



Not to fear, there are still a few boxes on e-bay selling for about 25 bucks -- Only about a 500% markup.

And whilst we enjoy "seasoning" the corn flakes of local sports fanatics . . . This one is more important from a marketing perspective inasmuch as the young QB clearly has the magic touch for local promotions even if the grocery gambit seems kind of cringe-y as he awaits bigger deals IF he lives up to so much fanboy hype and wins a Super Bowl this season or sometime in the next 10 years.

Developing . . .

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fanboy sugar addiction?

Anonymous said...

Chiefs fan are notoriously fat.

Anonymous said...

Lol Stick his pic on a box and sell off-brand cereal. I wish I had something to sell you.

Anonymous said...

Given the mentality of Chiefs fans, they could stick his pic on bags of dog shit and sell out in an hour.

Anonymous said...

Don't buy from anyone that is not HyVee because the money does not go to the Mahommes charity if you do.

Anonymous said...

P.T. Barnum was right.
There's one born every minute!

Anonymous said...

Yeah unfortunately there's a negro born every minute. But we can put a stop to that.

Anonymous said...

Man, the knock off store brand cereal was the worst when I was a kid...amirite?

Anonymous said...

And stupid

Retro ROCKER said...

Genetically Modified, THE Breakfast of CHAMPIONS.

Retro ROCKER said...

You are what you eat. I

Anonymous said...

Will trade for Billy Beer.