Friday, August 30, 2019

Kansas City Weekly Power Rankings



Not so long ago, hottie Lucy was crowed QUEEN OF BOOBS by a now defunct magazine that had a great eye for talent. Nevertheless, we remain loyal to her crown and our respect has inspired tonight's list of cowtown movers & shakers . . . CHekit:

New King Of Kansas City Royals


Billionaire John Sherman is the new Kansas City Royals boss and so far everybody in town is lining up to kiss his ring. Normally, buying the worst performing team in any league is kind of a dubious honor but in this cowtown any dude with money earns obligatory respect from most sycophant newsies and MSM watchers desperately clinging to middle-class status.


KC Pet Project


The KCMO Animal Control Takeover is a big step for this organization . . . Double bonus that nobody is reporting . . . It wipes out their debt for the new shelter given that their fundraising efforts FAILED TO MEET THEIR GOALS after two years.

Jackson County Sheriff Forté


Here's an important power move that shouldn't be overlooked: Attorneys no longer allowed to bypass security at Jackson County Courthouse

The new sheriff has backup from judges and is, finally, proving adept at navigating the political landscape.

And so . . .


This list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people, trends and our times.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Soon to be a las vegas power player. The team is gone. Sorry.

Not sorry.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Sellout.

Joby said...

KC has way too much respect for our oligarchs. Noticed so many leaders thanking the Glass family for owning the team. I think about 900 million in profit made it worth their while.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Jealous much? How much money has he spent on the team in the nearly 20 years he owned them? Quit acting like a baby, he gambled with his money not yours.

Anonymous said...

^^ Good point, @5:01 - and he made sure that the State, County and City didn't have to come up with one red cent to support his place of business, didn't he?

None of that "Give me money or I'll have to leave." shit from him, was there?

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Anonymous said...

7:35 I do believe his place of business, Kauffman Stadium, did get major renovations that Jackson County footed the bill for. The renovations to The K aren't going to be paid for for decades, and now we've got all this talk about a downtown stadium being built.

Hyperblogal said...

I would think one would want to keep the baseball stadium where there are fewer homicides.

Anonymous said...

If the royals stay,Sherman will lose money. It’s simple,move to Vegas and they will build a brand new stadium.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the Jew got over on us what do you expect. Just like all the other Jews in the city getting over on us daily.