Friday, August 30, 2019
Kansas City Weekly Power Rankings
Not so long ago, hottie Lucy was crowed QUEEN OF BOOBS by a now defunct magazine that had a great eye for talent. Nevertheless, we remain loyal to her crown and our respect has inspired tonight's list of cowtown movers & shakers . . . CHekit:
New King Of Kansas City Royals
Billionaire John Sherman is the new Kansas City Royals boss and so far everybody in town is lining up to kiss his ring. Normally, buying the worst performing team in any league is kind of a dubious honor but in this cowtown any dude with money earns obligatory respect from most sycophant newsies and MSM watchers desperately clinging to middle-class status.
KC Pet Project
The KCMO Animal Control Takeover is a big step for this organization . . . Double bonus that nobody is reporting . . . It wipes out their debt for the new shelter given that their fundraising efforts FAILED TO MEET THEIR GOALS after two years.
Jackson County Sheriff Forté
Here's an important power move that shouldn't be overlooked: Attorneys no longer allowed to bypass security at Jackson County Courthouse
The new sheriff has backup from judges and is, finally, proving adept at navigating the political landscape.
And so . . .
This list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people, trends and our times.