Friday, August 23, 2019

Kansas City Weekly Power Rankings



For our beloved late night readers we share a peek at where our community stands tonight along with the movers & shakers who got us here . . . Check the STRONGEST in KCMO right now:

Wickham James Strategies & Solutions


Actually, the response has been pretty horrible . . . Still, it's a strong indication that politicos aren't as popular after they run out of favors to grant but instead need contracts to stay relevant.

Military Aircraft Over Kansas City Skies


History has taught us to fear the military industrial complex. This week, locals realized that amid their concerns and/or questions . . . Silence is always the most powerful answer.

Kansas City Toxic Driving Culture


The headline phrase is powerful if only because it signals an acceptable stereotype, the illusion of a social stuggle and an overly educated amateur urban planner class who didn't make it bigger, better cities. And so the talking point is nothing but a very strong use of language intended to scare locals into giving away $400-MILLION worth of taxpayer cash to a network of small vicious circle of friends in a pathetic social media clique.

And so . . .


This list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people, trends and our times.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't classify them so much as strong but more brazen.

Anonymous said...

Criminal!

Anonymous said...

Fuck sLIE James and his attempt to lobby on behalf of the developers

Anonymous said...

What an amateurish cow town!
Bring back Murphy's downtown cattle drive.
The cows would actually go faster than THE streetcar.
Mooooooo!!
Hahahahaha!!

Anonymous said...

How come Mayor "Bullhorn" Q wasn't featured here as a power player?

Anonymous said...

^^^ He was doing photo ops with Frank White the other day. The smiley face thingy. Trying to stay relevant.

Anonymous said...


It's true Sly was prostituting his self to the developers and that would have been O.K to an extent if he would have done things for the city and the people but instead he let the city run down and robbed the people with nothing in return.
This is the sad part people turned right around and voted for him again and then put this Lucas character in. That's not to mention the bogus tax hikes and bonds they passed. When Jackson County raised the taxes in certain areas of KC especially Hyde Park I had to cheer, liberals did that to their selves, and I'm still laughing about it.

Anonymous said...

KCMO has become a criminal lunatic asylum. From the back alley street gangster all the way up to the smiling political class life is good!

Just remember that and you'll be fine. Wear a I heart KC shirt or hat to blend in. Keep your lawn mowed and no recycle bins on front porches. Embrace sports.

Welcome to the renaissance. Frosty goodness and showing the world how it's supposed to be done.

Anonymous said...

Ol Sly has to have an excuse to see her everyday. Probably not as exciting to not bang her on the mayors desk.

Anonymous said...

Clown Suit Strategies

Anonymous said...

Where is THE KANSAS CITY ATHEIST COALITION in these power rankings?

Anonymous said...

Where’s Tony? He probably banged that lard ass Demi Rose last night and is sleeping it off.

Anonymous said...

There has been a notable lack of fat buxom British porn stars on TKC lately.

Anonymous said...

I think she was banging him with a huge strap-on.