TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! KANSAS CITY WILL BE WITHOUT A 'FIRST LADY' ONCE AGAIN!!!



Not so long ago the KCMO Mayor's wife was expected to keep a social calendar, meet with low-rent civic groups and basically entertain the housewives of local power players.

Times have changed and "political wives" are now something of a rarity. Even Melania Trump seems bored with her job.

Given the disastrous impact of his predecessor's wife, Mayor Sly basically operated as a bachelor in KCMO for the past 8 years. He was his own better half and kept the local middle-class voters entertained to the best of his ability.



However, the the upcoming Mayoral contest there's a bit of a contradiction . . .

Groups like the LGBTQ Victory Fund and the Human Rights Campaign have garnered support (AND CASH) from across the nation for Jolie Justus in hopes that she'll become the first LGBT mayor in Kansas City history.



Among the LGBT community, Jolie Justus and her partner are front and center but the local camapign hasn't really emphasized the historic implications of their union.

Meanwhile . . .

The on again off again girlfriend of Quinton Lucas is nearly as mysterious as that DUI stop dash cam footage that has been suppressed for no good reason.



And so . . .



LIKE IT OR NOT, GLORIA SQUITIRO REMAINS THE LAST "FIRST LADY" OF KANSAS CITY GIVEN THE LOW KEY RELATIONSHIPS OF THE CURRENT MAYORAL CONTENDERS!!!

This is not a tragedy given that the former KCMO "First Lady" will soon be coming back to town to promote her book and relieve her glory days that served mostly to destroy the myth of "traditional" relationships among local politicos.

Meanwhile, the lonely business of the 2019 general election continues by way of an endless series of debates filled with seniors and homeless who don't have anything better to do than listen to candidates who are nearly identical in terms of voting record and almost every other aspect of their careers except for suit choices.

Developing . . .

Comments

  1. Gloria Squitiro = Write in candidate for Kansas City Mayor.

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    1. Ghost of Glorioso5/15/19, 9:44 AM

      I wouldn't say melania is bored, she just knows that there are more important thing than the role the first lady plays. Trump can get most of his diplomacy done via twitter. the whole idea of a first lady is silly and something KC never needed. Glad to see the candidates running on their own merits. Scott Taylor tried to include Cathy Jolly in his campaign and it didn't work out. In the end, Gloria did us a favor by destroying the idea with her "volunteer" work.

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  2. If you think Melania is bored now, will Melania be as bored when thrown in a cage and seperated from Baron once Trump is convicted of multiple crimes?

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    1. Not gonna happen! But, once the Clinton Crimmies Cartel gets convicted and thrown in the can, Billy is sure to be bored without his Energizer Bunny. And, Hilly will be more bitchy without her lady plaything, Weiner. Wait! Huma will be there with Hilly. Plus, Leaker, Queasy, Liar Comey and the other Clintons' Cartel Colluders should be convicted of multiple crimes!

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  3. Gloria was to his administration like acid is to new car finish.

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  4. 5/15/19, 9:51 AM - Hahahaha! TRUMP2020

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  5. I miss Cindy Circo and Carol Coe

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  6. Malania isn't bored she can't work with people who won't work with her, like Salvation Army and Red Cross so why should she bother? Just makes her job easier.

    Gloria Squid I mean Squitiro?? Are you serious she was more like first trash lady chewing her cud on TV and all.

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  7. Great shot of Sly James "pulling a train" with two white guys!

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  8. Quinton dating him a white woman? Third district black women must think thats so amazing.

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  9. It’s easy to find out if Justus has a partner, find out who’s her plus one on her health insurance that the city is paying for. Public information people.

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  10. Q likes trans women

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  11. Gloria had gnarly feet.

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  12. Diana Kander would have been an awesome First Lady if Jason Kander had run.

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  13. Either one of the clowns running for mayor is perfectly capable of continuing the terrible damage to the city started by the James administration and of which they both played key roles.
    All by themselves.
    And there are plenty of insiders, hangers-on, grifters, and others looking for handouts to keep them company.
    At least maybe the extensive travel might come within budget.
    What a menagerie!

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  14. Byron Funkhouser5/15/19, 2:43 PM

    First Lady is a sexist anachronism.

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  15. 9:51, why would Melania be thrown in a cage if her husband is convicted of multiple crimes? Or is that just a Democrat's wet dream?

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  16. KC should not have a "first lady" even as a ceremonial position. It's something that is not mandated by voters and therefore should not be paid attention to by the media.

    - Citizen KC

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  17. We need better candidates. These two are HORRIBLE.

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  18. Quinton is very effeminate. Doesn’t that count?

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  19. ^^^^ Lulz.

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  20. I thought Go4KC was Sly’s first lady???

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  21. Even with the emoji covering her face, Quinton’s pretend girlfriend is way better looking than that dude Joli is standing beside.

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