Friday, May 10, 2019
FLASHBACK!!! FORMER KANSAS CITY FIRST LADY GLORIA SQUITIRO AND DEFEATED MAYOR FUNKY RETURN TO PROMOTE SELF-PUBLISHED TELL-ALL!!!
This Friday morning we witness a return of politicos that nobody wanted or asked for . . . Whilst we must admit that she looks very nice in her publicity photos and much happier than she ever did in KCMO . . .
FIRST ON TKC BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE CARES!!! FORMER 1ST LADY AND MAYOR FUNKY RETURN TO KANSAS CITY!!!
A note from the scribe . . .
The first volume in the 3-book C’mon Funk series, May Cause Drowsiness and Blurred Vision: The Side Effects of Bravery, is a twelve-year gestation that is ready to pop!
Since the book series takes place almost entirely in Kansas City, Funk and I will be in town to kick it off, the details of which can be found below.
Here’s wishing that you, too, don’t allow logistics to get in the way of reaching for YOUR dreams. Even if those logistics might come with throat-clenching fear.
All the love,
Translation: She wrote her book about a decade too late.
"Come and join me at my first book signing event on May 18th (the same day my new book, May Cause Drowsiness and Blurred Vision: The Side Effects of Bravery, will be released). I'll be at the Town Center Barnes & Noble in Leawood, Kansas"
Final notice from the former mayor turned D.C. trade mag editor and his wife who seems to crave the spotlight in her own right:
Come party with the Funks as we celebrate the launch of my first book! Funk and I will be hosting a Book Launch Party at The Westport Flea Market at 7:00 PM on Saturday, May 18th.
We held the Watch Party for the primary election at The Flea when Funk ran for mayor and we used to take the kids there often, so it's a special place for us. We’ll have sliders, pasta salad and beer. We hope you'll join us to celebrate the big day!
Those who might fondly remember the days of the Funkhouser Administration are entirely incorrect. While his politics opposed high taxes in some instances, let's not forget that he had his own trolley scheme that FAILED and he let his wife's feet and caustic volunteerism completely sidetrack any credibility.
To be even more blunt . . .
Mark Funkhouser might have been the most incompetent elected official in modern Kansas City history -- And there's A LOT of competition for that title.
So, no, we're not gonna read the stupid book. We hope this will be the last we hear of this lady and her vanity press ambitions and even if she wrote an entire book about TKC and this blog community that helped boot her and her husband out of office and out of town . . . Her writing is still only good for a chuckle . . . Which is why she should have just focused on blogging.
You decide . . .